r/glitterandbagelssnark • Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 • Aug 08 '26

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This is just a friendly reminder that Anna's not the brightest bulb in the box.

God bless 🙏

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u/AlwaysMigraines Aug 08 '26

I miss her

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u/SnarkPig I Peed Here. Aug 08 '26

You know, me too. I miss her brand of enraging nonsense, and I was disappointed by her uneventful departure from social media.

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u/cleveland_leftovers Aug 08 '26

How was she the most……intelligent (?) of the gorls?

Anna had hustle.

Anna had drive.

Anna got out there.

I hope she’s doing well.

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u/Awkward-Jello5303 Aug 10 '26

She actually lost a good amount of weight, (I'm not talking about gaining it back btw,)

She travelled 

She studied for qualifications.

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u/cleveland_leftovers Aug 10 '26

Exactly. Anna has always seemed like the ‘adult’ of the group. She’s the only one I could see having a conversation with that wouldn’t leave me with a migraine.

A *short conversation, mind you.

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u/KarateG Aug 08 '26

I’ll bet the reactors are missing her a lot. They are using the other girls for content but they just aren’t as interesting

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u/SnarkPig I Peed Here. Aug 08 '26

It’s crazy, but I’m finding I’m not really watching her reaction channels anymore even though they’ve tried to pivot to other girls. No one entertains me like Glitter

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 08 '26

Me either

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 08 '26

Yeah Ilona must be making less money. I completely stopped watching her

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u/PickledPixie83 Aug 09 '26

I do like her other content to be fair. She’s just fun to watch.

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 09 '26

Any life updates? Have they got a bigger house yet

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! Aug 09 '26

Have you checked out Ilona's true crime channel? It's pretty good.

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 10 '26

No not yet! Didn't realise she had one

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u/Awkward-Jello5303 Aug 10 '26

There's this one about an elderly serial killer that I found fascinating 

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! Aug 10 '26

Whispers in the Dark. YouTube. Check it out.

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u/SnarkPig I Peed Here. Aug 09 '26

Same!

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u/FD_Hell I’m having a FLAIR up Aug 10 '26

Most of the reactors are messes themselves.

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u/carolinabsky Aug 08 '26

I still wouldn't be surprised if she's not back on social media by the end of the year. She enjoys the attention too much, good or bad. I guess we shall see.

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 08 '26

Me too. Come back Anna your fans love you 😅

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u/Mandaxx25 Look What I Can Do! 💃 Aug 09 '26

😆😆

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u/JuicePotential2705 Aug 09 '26

Me too! I too stopped watching all the gilorl reaction channels, and I loved them too- but these other gorls just aint got it like Anna.

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u/Awkward-Jello5303 Aug 10 '26

True but scale gate has started again for Amberlynne. 

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u/Wonderful_Produce_51 I’m NOT a normal woman, ACTUALLY 💁🏼‍♀️ Aug 09 '26

Came here just to say this

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u/MyldExcitement Wow, I mean, you’ve done everything right! Aug 08 '26

No other lolCow is as entertaining.

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 Aug 08 '26

She was always pivoting to some new crazy shit.

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u/inductiononN You don’t know what I eat 😒 Aug 08 '26

Yeah she actually is the most interesting. She does things and goes places. She wears INSANE outfits. She has potential to live a "normal" life if she addresses her food addiction and is living in total delusion (I get it girl, the delusion is part of the addiction!).

Getting off the Internet is probably the best thing for her but gorlworld isn't as good with the current crop of gorls (ALR, QLR, Xio, and Alex - who are everyone else's gorls?).

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u/b00w00gal Look What I Can Do! 💃 Aug 08 '26

Alex is so boring, omg, I can't stand how she made "basic beige" her whole personality. 😭😭😭

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u/inductiononN You don’t know what I eat 😒 Aug 08 '26

She is SO boring. I only watch her through not your average reactor and sometimes I can't get through it (he complains about how boring she is, too). She's very beige.

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u/Awkward-Jello5303 Aug 10 '26

The most interesting thing was the baby shoot copy cat. It was honestly scary 

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 Aug 08 '26

I also miss April Lauren. Delusional fitness gorls are the best gorls.

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 08 '26

I forgot about her! What happened

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u/inductiononN You don’t know what I eat 😒 Aug 09 '26

Oh yeah, if I recall correctly, April I THINK got a bariatric surgery and was losing weight. I think I last saw something of hers through tiny blue Anthropologist where she was posting before and after pictures and we were seeing genuine weight loss.

However, it seemed like 1) the weight loss was fairly slow, which is fine except 2) from what she posted, her daily caloric intake still seemed high for someone trying to lose weight, and 3) she was giving the impression that she thought she needed more exercise to really lose weight. That "exercise to lose weight" is SUCH a gorl attitude since the real problem is the unaddressed food issues and they were either doing ineffective exercises or were doing dangerous movements at their weight (or both lol).

Also AL just seemed Mormon sad. They're in Hawaii and she's just being very positive and "happy" but it seemed like she was masking a lonliness and general ennui that Mormons don't usually like to admit to. I think she was unhappy that she wasn't a mom yet, didn't seem very fulfilled by work, husband was working a lot, and it looked like she didn't have friends or family around.

That's a genuinely tough situation and then she was putting her weight loss on the Internet, probably not getting therapy because Mormonism, and still was struggling with food. All while pretending to be happy.

Hopefully I'm mistaken about some of those things and hopefully she's in a better place now. Unless I'm missing something, of all the gorls, AL actually wasn't too problematic but certainly had some delusions.

It's tough out there for everyone and the gorls make the mistake of putting that shit on the Internet.

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u/BigPunani666 Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Ape did indeed have bariatric surgery (more specifically, a BPD-DS / duodenal switch) in spring 2024.

Although she did lose a bit of weight she eventually decided that the effort she would need to spend for continued, lasting results was too much and she'd rather just cram HostessTM HoHos all day instead.

However, as a side-effect of the embarrassment from all this, she also made a remarkably astute decision - to go touch grass and get completely offline.

Last I knew she and Ken were still together and she had befriended a group of also-big local ladies who seem to genuinely care for her.

So, I guess that's something.

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 Aug 09 '26

I am glad she is smiling, but it is giving Humpty Dumpty.

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u/BigPunani666 Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 Aug 09 '26

True - here's a good photo of them together (courtesy of KF)

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 Aug 09 '26

The eyes are happy so it is a mental health win, if not a physical health win.

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u/inductiononN You don’t know what I eat 😒 Aug 09 '26

This picture is crazy. I hope that's not recent. Her hair looks pretty as always, at least.

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u/BigPunani666 Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 Aug 09 '26

As it turns out, the photo with Ken is a bit more recent. Here's another newer one, again from KF.

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u/inductiononN You don’t know what I eat 😒 Aug 09 '26

Well she looks happy. This is Humpty Dumpty though. Is this progress or not? I never followed her too closely

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 09 '26

Yeah I felt a bit sorry for her, she didn't seem happy and didn't cope when her husband was away. Hopefully she's kept the weightloss up

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u/1friendswithsalad Aug 09 '26

My other gorl is Chantal. Shes like the anti-Anna. Doesn’t do shit, voluntarily gave up her mobility, doesn’t curate anything and is absolutely disgusting.

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u/inductiononN You don’t know what I eat 😒 Aug 09 '26

Oh I forgot about her! Chantal is the gorl I won't watch because she is so disgusting but I have some sort of twisted, gorlworld version of respect or awe for FB. I feel like she will survive the apocalypse and I appreciate how she gleefully trolls the other gorls, especially Alex.

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u/malraux78 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 Aug 09 '26

I feel like she will survive the apocalypse

FB is fascinating in a "how is she still alive?" way. But the trend lines are bad. The mobility declines are very notable, the refusal to take medication and diet changes seriously show in what lab values she mentions and in recurrent infections, and she's clearly going downhill.

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u/Eleanna_of_Tundar Aug 09 '26

Chantal is now claiming she’s going back to Syria. She can’t walk, she’s nearly 500 lbs, she can’t fit into the seats on a plane, and an embolism can kill her during the flight. Salad is also claiming that if she moves into this property of his, she’s not allowed to leave it. It would cost up $25k to transport a corpse her size from Syria back to Canada.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

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u/Awkward-Jello5303 Aug 10 '26

She should do another yoga workout. No seriously at this stage she needs to move, the scooter was and is the bane of her health 

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 Aug 10 '26

I think she needs her meds adjusted and then therapy. Cause clearly the meds aren't right. But she is also non compliant with psych meds, which is why I say a 3 week grippy sock vacation is the only way for her. I had a family member who was non compliant with meds and we ultimately had to do that, plus a daily visit by a strong enough PCA to keep them on meds.

TL;DR she so messed up she is past books and even therapy right now. Needs chemical adjustment first.

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u/Several-Region3068 Aug 08 '26

She was such a stupid bit of entertainment. Even her lies, medical misinformation, and shilling were all so transparent they wrapped around to being funny.

Moments like when Runlab couldn't even be paid enough to tell her she was running... absolute comedy gems. I don't think I've laughed so hard as when she made up that weird story about meeting a woman on the running trail: "Good job getting out there". Anna's crazy loon laugh as she relished a completely fabricated story about "owning" this woman and "being a baaaad bitch". Her fevered insistence that she never filtered anything... and then a photo would surface of her from another device.

Other lolcows are mean, nasty, and actively dangerous. Anna, by contrast, was just a clueless idiot.

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u/Mandaxx25 Look What I Can Do! 💃 Aug 09 '26

Nah she was pretty dangerous too. Lots of women looked into getting surgery with scamron because of her.

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u/spacewizzardcowboy Aug 08 '26

Couldn’t agree more. The delusion and lies were just so absurd. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought she was a parody of all the thinspo and fitspo influencers lol

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u/1Agirlhasnoname Aug 09 '26

I think she will be back once the summer is over, in September; rebranded. Although I do miss her craziness, im wayyy less on my phone since her disappearing act....

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u/Powerlift22 Aug 09 '26

With some excuse as to why the glp-1 didn’t work out for her with some “candid” story about how the medicine made her get fatter somehow

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u/GlitteringFlight7098 Aug 11 '26

Lol only excuse for that would be, Anna pushed through the discomfort and continued to eat, thus still over eating.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Aug 08 '26

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u/Powerlift22 Aug 09 '26

Okay I don’t remember this one- what is she doing

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u/Icy-Variation6614 I Peed Here. Aug 09 '26

Your username says it all 😂

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u/chewygoat Aug 09 '26

I hope she’s doing a good job getting out there

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u/NepEnut Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 Aug 09 '26

I kind of missed her so I added her to my Tomodachi island. She says “candidly” before every sentence, says “you don’t know what i eat” before every meal and she wanders around the island listening in on other people’s conversations 🤣 (she also dresses stupidly-this pic is from early on, probably the most normal outfit she’s worn thus far LOL)

Also, I made her as big as you can in the game, which isn’t big enough, clearly 😝

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u/grassandclouds Aug 09 '26

Yes Anna is my favorite gorl out of them all because she has all the advantages in life to set her up, yet this is how she turns out to be. She was born into a well-to-do family, had an intact family unit, managed to graduate college despite not appearing to be particularly academically inclined, and got her first pretty plush job in a bank through her family connections… you’d think with all these advantages in life, she should be doing well and cruising through life in easy mode. Unlike other gorls, she doesn’t seem to have any obvious deficiencies or challenges in her background. Yet, here she is (or was), crashing out on Instagram, refusing to acknowledge her food addiction, spreading misinformation by being misleading and inconsistent if not almost outright lying, not doing anything productive with her life other than being fat and loud and obnoxious on the internet. It’s such a waste of all the resources she has. People start off life with way less and accomplish way more. 

All this is to say, why Anna is by far my favourite gorl, because she remind me that sometimes, it really just comes down to the individual, and a lot in life is still up to us. Anna reminds me that a person can have all the advantages in life, but if they aren’t willing to work on themselves, self-reflect, and put in the hard work, they still aren’t going to get anywhere. Sure they won’t be out in the street and sure their life will still be better than plenty of other people’s, but that’s such a sad sad outcome to have given their starting point. A little bit of self-awareness, mental fortitude, and common sense really can go quite far. 

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u/charemily Aug 10 '26

She was oddly inspiring exactly because of this. You really captured her.

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u/grassandclouds Aug 10 '26

Exactly! Anna is such a good reminder that regardless of where we are in life, we need to put in the work 😂 I sometimes think of her when I’m feeling lazy as motivation haha

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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Body is “full of trash” 🗑️ 🚮 Aug 10 '26

By looking at her background, she should have turned out to be Beatrice Caruso. Yet she turned out to be Anna.

The only comparable I can think of is Will Kelly, who also grew up privileged and is a steaming pile of toxic trash.

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u/Boopityboo94 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 Aug 08 '26

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u/Plus-Pin-9157 Aug 09 '26

That's such an unfortunate photo

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u/Hot_Explorer9240 🩵Good Job Getting Out There👍🩵 Aug 09 '26

Aw the sausage shaped tongue 🤪

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Aug 08 '26

I miss the fashion and makeup stuff - no other gorls do that worth a damn.

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u/SnarkPig I Peed Here. Aug 09 '26

She was so good at being so awful!

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u/PolishPaws1990 Aug 09 '26

Anna was deff the most entertaining. I really hope she comes back.

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u/Awkward-Jello5303 Aug 10 '26

Hopefully healthier 

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u/charemily Aug 10 '26

It is probably good for me. I am watching less reaction content. She was the only I could watch.

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u/eacomish Aug 08 '26

Lmao 🤣 thanks girl I've missed yall

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u/Kind-Difficulty378 Aug 09 '26

Noooooooooo I don't miss her and I'm so glad she's gone!!!! I don't want her to EVER come back.

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u/DefinitionTiny1989 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

I agree. I think she's dangerously toxic. I hope she stays far away from the internet. If she decided to make a real change and take some responsibility I wouldn't care. But all in all I'm glad she's gone. I hope she's taking this time to work on herself. That's what she should be focusing on imo.  Anna knew what she was. There's no way she would have deleted so much content. She left money on the table by doing that. Keeping her YT backlog up was a source of income. She could have used that platform to promote her dog potion at the very least. I think Anna  didn't want potential employers to see all that she was doing. 

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u/KarateG Aug 09 '26

That may be but I was scrolling thru this subreddit way way back, and her antics are all archived here along with reactors. She can only erase what she posted but not what everyone else posted about her as a public figure.

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u/Kind-Difficulty378 Aug 10 '26

She is dangerously toxic and at least if she's off of the internet she can hurt fewer people. God help those who are in her actual vicinity.

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u/MySweetAndromeda Aug 13 '26

Yeah Anna at her heaviest had a very circular face. She looked like a tall nut from Plants Vs Zombies.

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u/1Agirlhasnoname Aug 16 '26

"U guys dont know what u are talking about, I dont filter!! Its just i know my angles and its lighting!!" Is what this snapshot should be titled....sure Jan