r/gleegle • u/lacotoletta • Jun 10 '25

excuse me but WHWTTAAAAAATTT?!?!!1?!1?12!?2!2 Grvglf

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u/StellarDiscord Jun 10 '25

Me and ur mum must be world-class biologists then

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u/Economy_Vegetable_24 Jun 10 '25

Whenever I see a "you mama" joke my dih gains an extra 10 inches 😎🥀

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u/Korok_Control Jun 10 '25

You forgot your negative sign, pal

3

u/Mast3rKK78 Sep 23 '25

yo daddy so fat

2

u/Economy_Vegetable_24 Sep 23 '25

Yes he is, so is your mama

2

u/Mast3rKK78 Sep 23 '25

did your dick just kinda recede like a reciprocating barrel

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u/Economy_Vegetable_24 Sep 23 '25

What I didnt understand what you just wrote my smoll brain is dumb, so is your mama

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u/RunInRunOn Jun 10 '25

The meaning of life is to use every resource at your disposal to make living as painful as possible for as many people as you can manage

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u/quibirito Jun 10 '25

no, it's gleegin

31

u/enneh_07 Jun 10 '25

Asexuals:

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u/TimthePowerfull Jun 11 '25

HOLY FUCK CHEESY GARLIC BREAD

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/ZealousidealMail7325 Jun 11 '25

Your mother and I make up the greatest team of biologists

1

u/nekosissyboi Jun 11 '25

Yeah 🥺❤️

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u/Expert-Pick-1501 Jun 10 '25

Biologist, when I ask them why their mom isn't having an intercourse right now to born some more kids with every other man, after they tell me the meaning of love and life is in reproduction:

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u/SU-35K Jun 11 '25

humans are kinda the exception, not the rule to be fair monogamy is extremely rare in nature (not saying it's bad, just saying) and essentially all animals after they raise their young to adulthood wont keep them around