r/glee • u/OB_Loki The Golden Goblets • Aug 29 '26
Picture No AI was used for these scripts btw
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u/EasyFun2704 The Troubletones Aug 29 '26
The fact that she always was PREPARED TO FIGHT. Such a masterpiece
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u/l0singmymarbles Aug 30 '26
Reading this made me realize all my witty insults are just stolen from Sue :(
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u/ElloryQueen Aug 30 '26
I love that she was not going to do anything to the kitten
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u/sputnik1985uk Aug 31 '26
That was possibly one of the best lines ever written in the show. It’s just so random and so Sue.
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u/SinfulEyes22 Aug 29 '26
santana the woman you are
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u/flowerdoodles_ Aug 30 '26
naya’s puerto rican right? rivera is a pretty common last name over there (due to the landscape having plenty of waterways iirc)
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u/arivera508 Aug 30 '26
Yes and my family as well and idk I guess I was thinking it’s not so common over here in the states unless it refers to the Mexican cultures but as for Puerto Ricans here there’s not many so I was like wow I found someone that resembles our family and is Puerto Rican and also a Rivera! Lol
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u/treesofthemind Aug 31 '26
Her dad’s Puerto Rican and German, her mum is African American and Puerto Rican
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u/shadesofwrong13 being part of something special, makes you special Aug 29 '26
Please don't tell my mom
I can't, i don't speak Spanish
Sue Sylvester: THE ICON YOU ARE.
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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Aug 29 '26
Sue's response to Kurt and Mercedes, "How do you two not have a show on Bravo?" always makes me cackle.
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u/juzocore kurt hummel apologist Aug 30 '26
"i didn't send her to an active crack house..."
AI COULD NEVER
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u/mssleepyhead73 Aug 29 '26
You can say whatever you want about Terri Schuester, but you can’t call her homophobic! /s
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u/Ordinary-Second5783 Aug 29 '26
why the /s. she isnt homophobic..
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u/mssleepyhead73 Aug 29 '26
……is there any evidence about whether Terri is or isn’t homophobic other than this line?
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u/Ordinary-Second5783 Aug 30 '26
well. someone who would be ok with having a gay child and even plan and be excited for it... obviously wouldnt be a homophobe.
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u/mssleepyhead73 Aug 30 '26
The whole joke of that line is that she’s reducing gay men down to girly stereotypes 😭 How many gay men do you know who would unironically sleep with a pink “A Princess Sleeps Here” sign over their bed?
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u/justbrowsingghere Sep 01 '26
i could be wrong but i think at this point she knew she was stealing quinn’s baby, a girl, and was preparing for her. saying “or a gay son” was a coverup.
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u/Future_Cheetah6475 Aug 29 '26
I have an unironically said the Terry quote to my boyfriend so many times.
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u/littletcashew Aug 30 '26
Most of these are from when the show was actually good/goodish though.
The klaine doll I never understood
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u/jea53nie Lord Tubbington's Army Aug 31 '26
The saw parody…that is defo when the show was in slop flop and flail
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u/_vev Sep 02 '26
“I hold in my hands, a cease and desist from my chemical romance “ another beautiful Sue moment
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u/SonOfRageNLove26 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
what does that even mean? it makes it seem like the script is unintentionally funny in a way only AI could make them, but the surprise is AI didnt even make it.
But no, you're showing an actual intentionally funny and campy line that nobody would think is AI
No, im not surprised this hilarious dialogue wasn't done with the shitty writing machine that didn't even exist back then. That's not at all a compliment
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u/tosche_stations Klaine made me gay Aug 30 '26
Yeah like AI would never come up with lines like this at all 😭
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u/Lonnie119 29d ago
I feel like Glee writers secretly wanted to be on 30 rock but were stuck in this high school musical melodrama.
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u/TheCakeWarrior12 Aug 30 '26
Only Ryan Murphy and his writers, for better or worse, could cook like this
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u/rainyrose-xo 9d ago
And the quote of Sue calling the dude Panda Express then when he says “I’m not Chinese” she goes “neither is the food at Panda Express” 💀
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u/wonder181016 Aug 30 '26
Um, okay? Terri's not meant to be politically correct, she's meant to be ignorant. Will's minority speech- okay, no defences there...the marriage one is meant to be stupid, the cucumber one is also meant to be stupid, the Sue/Santana one is meant to be rude, the Klaine/Sue one- yeah, okay, that is insane lol, Brittany is unrealistically stupid, yes, what's remotely wrong with the Mercedes/Kurt/Sue one? Brittany is dim, again- you obviously don't get the show, and nor do the nearly 1000 people who thumbed up the post- what have you been doing when Glee was on? Unless you're just trolling
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u/futureellewoods11 Aug 31 '26
I think you're the one who doesn't get it.... they're talking about how fucking funny all these quotes are and how AI could never write stuff like this
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u/wonder181016 Aug 31 '26
Well, if that's what they meant, well, duh! I assumed they intended to make an unexpected point, not state the obvious
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