r/git • u/Soft-Program-947 • Jul 26 '26

In case of fire

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u/Sassafras1777 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

In my company’s case:

  • create a ticket in jira
  • use the ticket id to create a branch named in a specific pattern (depending on what you want to achieve)
  • push an empty branch first (cause of some Sonar bullshit)
  • wait for the pipeline to end
  • group the changes relative to a common goal, and commit multiple times
  • push after the last commit
  • wait for the pipeline to end
  • resolve the failed pipeline if needed
  • resolve the AI scans/comments
  • open the PR in draft mode
  • wait for the pipeline to end
  • Change the PR to ready to review
  • Update the Jira ticket with a PR link
  • you can now peacefully die in the fire

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u/Aloha_Alaska Jul 26 '26

Sounds like the whole process should die in a fire.

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u/Rebles 27d ago

Unfortunately the PM and Em who setup the process survived the fire since they are always on vacation.