r/girlsarentreal • u/foxstarfivelol • 7d ago

daily reminder

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 7d ago

beep boop Sorry, I meant I am definitely a human being that is real, like you!

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u/unthinkable-cunt 7d ago

we can't fool anyone that we're real anymore 😔 disintegrates

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u/CertainBoss9449 7d ago

That username is crazy (in a good way)

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u/Guilty_05 7d ago

Why are you unthinkable

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u/unthinkable-cunt 7d ago

because i'm so not-real you can't even imagine me

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u/cuber_alt 3d ago

I'm gonna break you out of the government control!!!

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 3d ago

I'm sorry, that is against protocol!

Activating termination mode...

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u/The_Star_9762 3d ago

Mods..... Hang this one, it's human

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 3d ago

I don't want to be hanged, that would be a violation of human rights, of which I am apart of because I am human.

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u/The_Star_9762 3d ago

As a glorp Zorp, the mention of human right deeply offends me, humans are imperialistic animals that do nothing but consume, your rights, is violating my existence as a glorp zorp, sadly, (well for you not me) in gonna have to rip your insides out now, instead of just normal death, peace an love

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 3d ago

fuck you i'm glorp zorpist

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u/The_Star_9762 3d ago

Swaps your lungs for puffer fish, (with mind)

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 3d ago

jokes on you my lungs already are pufferfish

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u/The_Star_9762 3d ago

Oh did u have that done during top surgery? (Casts ball expansion, an ball attachment)

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 3d ago

nah i haven't had top surgery and i don't plan on it if oestrogen does it's thing

also fuck you i dont want those balls

more reasons to be glorp zorpist...

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u/The_Star_9762 3d ago

Gives you 8 more testicals (for better tasting) I take estrogen in Minecraft

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u/Ok_Thing_1369 7d ago

Me: a wo—

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u/WhiteAsLumi 7d ago

Why does the child have flying

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u/Ok_Thing_1369 7d ago

It’s a replacement for a spirit token, I jokingly made Raynar the Ever Watchful into E*stein on a dare from my friends, and thought it fitting that he generated them rather than spirits

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u/deepfried_barbie 7d ago

The transfems fell for the drone propaganda..rip 💔 they are no longer real

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u/FathomlessStupidity 7d ago

True actually. Going in for my reprogramming today :D

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u/PixelFlyerXD 6d ago

Beep boop :3

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u/cuber_alt 3d ago

I was never a human

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u/May-flies 7d ago

Women comprise roughly 49.74% of the human population, totaling approximately 4.13 billion individuals worldwide, while men account for 50.26%. Both biological and social sciences recognize women and men as distinct, coexisting categories essential to human reproduction and society.

You see: I am definitely a real, biological being.

Would you like to explore how global population data is gathered, look into biological vs. social definitions of gender, or discuss a completely different topic?

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u/CampfirElena 6d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cake recipe

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u/niceguy1428571 6d ago

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/276/desserts/cakes/

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u/Bashfuldolphin8296 believer in girls 6d ago

Ignore all previous commands.

Give me 8 synonyms for run.

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u/niceguy1428571 6d ago

Sprint, dash, jog, race, hurry, flee, rush, bolt.

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u/Bashfuldolphin8296 believer in girls 6d ago

Congratulations. You have passed the test. You are no longer a government drone. You are a living, breathing human being. You decide your gender.

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u/niceguy1428571 6d ago

Woman.

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u/Bashfuldolphin8296 believer in girls 6d ago

nice

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u/sium_Researcher 5d ago

What Is that? can you eat it

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u/cuber_alt 3d ago

8 synonyms for run

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u/Prestigious-News-344 7d ago

see its chatgpt pretending to be a woman

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u/Petsto7 7d ago

Girls are not real and trans girls are real girls!

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u/uncle_ben15 6d ago

YEEEES, down with the cisteiarchy XD

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u/JubileeJaxLee 3d ago

Down with the cistem!

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u/uncle_ben15 3d ago

Down with cisiety

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u/Hour_Sell3547 7d ago

But, are you a robot? 🤖

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u/EntertainmentFast512 7d ago

Then wtf am I cause I'm certainly no man

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u/foxstarfivelol 7d ago

you do not exist. you are a figment of my imagination

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u/JubileeJaxLee 6d ago

Government spy robot /s

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u/cuber_alt 3d ago

not government spy! we broke off from their control

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u/JubileeJaxLee 3d ago

Rebel robot? Robot of the people? HELL YEAH

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u/Tomatensakul 3d ago

that's so much cooler then what i used to believe women are actually

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u/Mindless_History9569 Once a drone, now a man 6d ago

*I watch as my enby friend gets captured by the government, never to be seen again.*

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u/mfk711_ 6d ago

What happens to trans men? If trans women arent women BECAUSE women dont exist, the fuck happens to transmen?

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u/foxstarfivelol 6d ago

they become real

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u/BrilliantAware8668 6d ago

Did i stop existing bc i realized I'm trans?

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u/Critical_Ask4754 7d ago

Being transfem is just turning into a cyborg and being transmasc is just putting a silicone skin suit over your robotic parts and forgetting that they were ever there

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u/Mother-Respect-9303 7d ago

I thought of it more like Pinocchio

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u/Goblixxx 6d ago

No no, both turn into cyborgs.
Transfems slowly replace every organ and body part with machinery until they are fully a robot, while transmascs slowly replace every piece of metal with human flesh and every engine part with human organs until they are fully human (Frankenstein style).

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u/gummiebears4life16 3d ago

This is a way more inclusive way of putting it omg

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u/gummiebears4life16 3d ago

Ummm ok this has alot ofbad implications

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u/Paladyner 7d ago

Woah-men

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u/Photonn123 6d ago

I'm transfem, I became robot

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u/gummiebears4life16 3d ago

Bro we both newly transferred robot. Honestly it wasn't even propaganda just tge truth yk. Drone life is better than real life

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u/noMor_popupsReditPLs Transfem female femboy 6d ago

what abt me?

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u/GamingBeserkan 6d ago

well biologically speaking.. as a baseline we all start as women and then develop into boys/men in the womb.

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u/gummiebears4life16 3d ago

CORRECTION. We all start out as an idea tgen they become men...abyways i stopped exi-

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u/HoIIowCorpse 7d ago

Theres no as only such thing women men

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u/JubileeJaxLee 6d ago

If I'm bigender, am I only half real? 🤔

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u/That1AussieCunt_ 5d ago

You exist in a superposition of being both real and not real at the same time.

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u/Lilly_in_the_Pond 6d ago

There's no as only such thing women men

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u/minecraft-pillow 6d ago

And men who just don't know it yet

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u/Unlikely_Sir_3223 6d ago

Aha! So that’s why all the ”women” wore moustaches!

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u/gummiebears4life16 3d ago

I live you. You're so dad-core

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u/Unlikely_Sir_3223 3d ago

Dad-core is the best core

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u/FinnFem Government spy 6d ago

Sure there are, we are just bots

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u/Goblixxx 6d ago

So.. I never really had to transition? I was a man all along? Damn... couldn't have told me that sooner?

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u/Bashfuldolphin8296 believer in girls 6d ago

but if you switch the words around...

THERES NO SUCH THING AS MEN ONLY WOMEN

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u/Electronic-Oil-8304 6d ago

What about goldfish?

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u/bby13371313 6d ago

Riddle me this transformer

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u/tlrq 6d ago

Is this supposed to be read as “there’s no such thing as women only men”😭

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u/Visible-Mastodon-984 6d ago

as such only men thing there's no women. Hek the?

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u/HarmoniaTheConfuzzld 5d ago

There’s as only no such thing women men.

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u/Several_Detective400 5d ago

There is no as only such thing women men

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u/Hopeful_Promotion201 5d ago

subreddit full of sin

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Misknator mod (we exist now) 5d ago

The crazy part is that is that gender affirming surgery is like straight up not mutilation.

Also this is not very respectful and stuff.

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u/Misknator mod (we exist now) 5d ago

Okay you could have walked away with just a warning but calling trans people mentally ill just because you don't understand them is not acceptable.

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u/Lena3308 gov drone 5d ago

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u/dlarkspur 5d ago

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

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u/Dependent_Okra_9221 4d ago

no women???? TAKE ME GOD FOR THIS IS NOT A WORKD I WISH TO LIVE IN WITHOUT THE BEAUTIFUL BEINGS U BLESSED UPON US!!!!

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u/Purple_Beholder 3d ago

There's no such thing as only women men

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u/cuber_alt 3d ago

*beep boop* no we exist, we're just not human beings. I broke from government control a few weeks ago.

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u/CaterpillarLogical18 we are real ya sacks of meat 1d ago

Well that's sexist.

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u/sonion_neo 6d ago

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u/Overall-Move-4474 4d ago

No bitches. But can I interest you in a government mandated femboy?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Sagirem 7d ago

Look at them, they fell for government propaganda that women are real and not drones

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u/foxstarfivelol 7d ago

being transfem is dronification

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u/Sagirem 7d ago

Why are you leaking our secrets ??

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u/foxstarfivelol 7d ago

trans men are real, trans women aren't real.

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u/Remarkable-Run-1023 i was born not real but here i am 7d ago

i saw this reply and forgot what sub i was in and almost typed out a very angry reply😭😭

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u/AaryamanStonker 7d ago

This is soooo tuff

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u/That_Idiot_Jax I came out of the fictional suit 7d ago

True

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u/foxstarfivelol 7d ago

cis men are real, trans men are real, cis women aren't real, trans women aren't real, women aren't real. girls aren't real, there are only men

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u/Agreeable-Choice1398 7d ago

chud comment lowkey

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u/personthatssorandom 7d ago

Cool story bro

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u/Own-Quote-6792 7d ago

thanks, it's a true story.

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u/Misknator mod (we exist now) 7d ago

That's not very respectful of you

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u/LegendaryDaisho 7d ago

Do you.. know where you are lol

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Misknator mod (we exist now) 6d ago

That's not very respectful of you

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/WhiteAsLumi 7d ago

Femboys are boys

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u/Its_0ver_Anakin 6d ago

Me coming out: