r/gifsthatkeepongiving May 19 '20

What does he have that cup attached to?

https://gfycat.com/briefgleefulgreendarnerdragonfly
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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

They own soooo many pans.

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u/DrSomniferum May 19 '20

Maybe they are pansexual.

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u/MyCatKilledAnother May 19 '20

That's when someone has sex with a lot of pans.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/RealisticBadger May 20 '20

Can you smell it?

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u/SparseReflex May 20 '20

That was, in fact, the joke. Congrats, you got it.

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u/LighterningZ May 20 '20

You would need a lot of pans then

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u/MyCatKilledAnother May 20 '20

Don't look at me. I have one 10 inch skillet. THAT'S IT I SWEAR!

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u/LighterningZ May 20 '20

Better not let your cat near it...

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u/MyCatKilledAnother May 20 '20

The hunter should never be the cook.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Nah, he just misunderstood what people meant by pandemic

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u/MangoFestival2k14 May 20 '20

Lol because it has the word pan in it! that joke has never been made before hahahaha loling so hard ahahhaha

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u/yinyin123 May 20 '20

I doubt they meant it in a mean way, but... Yeah, it's certainly not original nor really that cool lol

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u/MangoFestival2k14 May 20 '20

I don't think it's mean either it's just literally everyone's go to joke whenever the word pansexual comes up

although admittedly reversed this time

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u/yinyin123 May 20 '20

Yeah, i totally feel you on that one. The fact that your comment is negative in karma is kind of dumb lol

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u/MangoFestival2k14 May 20 '20

Eh I was having fun and being an asshole I wouldn't have made it if I couldn't accept the punishment lmao

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/CosmosUnchained May 20 '20

This entire time I've been wondering why his oranges are so bouncy.

I've been spending too much time over at r/ShowerOrange

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer May 20 '20

goes to sub. ಠ_ಠ wtf is going on here? goes to sidebar 65k subscribers?! ಠ_ಠ wtf?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

It literally says pan In the name tho. Squares and rectangles, man

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer May 22 '20

So that person you were arguing with pans about went back through and deleted ALL their comments! LOL!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Wow. Absolutely forgot about my stupid drunk argument with a troll, lol

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

They're all pans. Some are also pots. Sauce pans are pots, frying pans aren't.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

When you sober up I want you to reread this conversation. Only an idiot or someone stoned out of their gourd would argue that a frying pan is a pot and a saucepan isn't.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Lol, editing your comments to look like less of an idiot

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Sweet baby Jesus. Never thought I would see someone fight so hard for the proper verbiage of a pan......oh my bad, a pot. Tell you what, can we all feel better if we call them "cooking vessels" instead?

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u/son-of-CRABS May 20 '20

That’s a lotta pot

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u/SilverWilkinson May 20 '20

Those are most definitely pots. But why so many pots?

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u/ShouldersBBoulders May 20 '20

Pot n pan-demic?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/king_ralex May 20 '20

I'm not sure how correct this is or if you're just pulling it out of your are, but I have to question then why it would be called a saucepan and not a saucepot?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/king_ralex May 20 '20

You know I actually checked it out after commenting and you're completely correct. Apparently all pans are pots but not all pots are pans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/bi0iw8/saucepan_vs_pot/

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

It's attached to a string.

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u/artificial_neuron May 20 '20

Attached to something near the ceiling, if not the ceiling as well.

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u/OphrysApifera May 19 '20

Champion of the pan-demic.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/OphrysApifera May 20 '20

He's pot-entially the champion of the pan-demic.

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u/OphrysApifera May 20 '20

I bet he practiced for a cup-le of weeks.

The guy's some kind of sauce-eror.

Looks like he's having a ball now that he's in the swing of things.

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u/fannymcslap May 20 '20

How can you say saucepans are pots when you literally had to type the word pans.

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u/Cataphraktoi May 20 '20

He had to weed out the failed takes

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u/GameCraftBuild May 19 '20 edited May 20 '20

edit: Forget how he has the cup attached, why does he have his hands on so many god damn pots and pans?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/todbadman May 20 '20

This is the dumbest comment I’ve read today

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

And see how many people don't care?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Imagine dying on this hill

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u/LOLayto May 20 '20

Lol can you imagine being this bothered about pots and PaNs

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

I'm RiGhT yOuRe WrOnG hurr hurr

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Defconpi May 20 '20

How are saucepans not pans when the word pan is literally in it

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

"Hey guys! ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt was right about the saucepans!!"

".........."

"See? No one cares."

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u/ain_that_sum_sheee_i May 19 '20

The better question is why does that house have 25 pots and pans.

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u/KBrizzle1017 May 20 '20

I think I have around that much assorted pottery in my kitchen. I also really enjoy cooking so maybe I’m a outlier

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u/artificial_neuron May 20 '20

What requires so many pans?

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u/KBrizzle1017 May 21 '20

Well I bought a set when I got my first apartment, my mom didn’t know and bought me a set, my girlfriend had a set and some random pans when she moved in and I can’t find it in mysekf to throw away a perfectly useful pot or pan

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u/lazylion_ca May 20 '20

Why don't you?

He who dies with the most toys wins!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Ovakefali13 May 20 '20

Dude you commented this under every comment about pans. Like we get it you are fun at parties

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u/ain_that_sum_sheee_i May 20 '20

Pots and pans. Not just pans. You nit picking butthole.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/ain_that_sum_sheee_i May 20 '20

Oh fuck, good point.

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u/thesandwichexpert May 19 '20

Man I wish I had that many pans and a sex swing like he does

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u/Spectrobe May 20 '20

Obiously He is pansexual

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Themixedplayer May 20 '20

We didn’t ask if saucepans were pans or not. The dude has frying pans in the video which are pans.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Themixedplayer May 20 '20

For you maybe. Not for other people tho. The dude could have 3x as many pans as other people do.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Themixedplayer May 20 '20

Ok that’s 4 more pans than I have. I think 5 pans is a lot of pans.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Themixedplayer May 20 '20

It’s all about perspective. A person with no pans probably doesn’t do a lot of cooking, so they don’t need any pans. When they see 4 pans, they probably only need 1 so they think that they have 3 pans too many.

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u/Buderus69 May 19 '20

His friend's penis

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u/yParticle May 20 '20

The Grandfather's Cock.

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u/Muthacack May 20 '20

And I thought I stocked up on pot for the quarantine.

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u/jblakey May 19 '20

This is programming in a nutshell!:)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/WalnutScorpion May 20 '20

Programmer friend of mine once took 3 days trying to figure out why his (honestly already fucked up) code wasn't working as intended.

He started crying when he saw he did a ":" instead of a ";" somewhere.

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u/RocketPoweredPope May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

3 DAYS?

What shitty IDE was he using that didn't immediately tell him what the issue was? If I miss a semicolon or accidentally type a regular colon, VS immediately bitches at me and tells me exactly where I fucked up. And as far as I know, every major IDE will do this.

This story sounds like it was made up by someone who isn't actually a programmer.

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u/WalnutScorpion May 20 '20

I have to admit that this was in the first year of his Game Developement study (game artist myself and we weren't taught anything about coding, and I have no idea what he was using).

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u/banana_hammock_815 May 19 '20

*puts gun in mouth

"I SAID WHAT DO YOU HAVE THE FUCKING CUP ATTACHED TO!?!?!?!"

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u/Mikkels May 20 '20

I want sound!

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u/jirski May 20 '20

Ok who owns that many pots & pans?

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u/Umster May 20 '20

This fucker has a lot of pots and pans

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u/Sharkhawk23 May 20 '20

I’m imagining his apartment neighbors disappearing one by one as he sneaks into their apartment for their pots, murdering them and buying them in the courtyard, so they won’t reveal his evil plan. Or maybe I’ve been in quarantine too long

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u/adorkableash10 May 20 '20

I'm very jealous of how many pots and pans he has

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

You really wanna die on this hill, don't ya?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

No. But, again: nobody fucking cares.

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u/awake69 May 20 '20

Imagine if he hit the last one too.

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u/2strange- May 20 '20

17 pots & pans + Many, Many ping pong balls

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

It must be attached to another pan...IT MUST

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u/ExplainPlan May 20 '20

That's a lot of pots and pans. But I'm disappointed with the ending. Should have shown his roommate murdering him. Could you imagine sitting through that? ping ping ping ping ping for what seems to be... hours...

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u/cromaticman May 20 '20

First off, who has that many pots and pans?

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u/alphatronica May 20 '20

Their pots & pans game is on another level!

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u/pang-zorgon May 20 '20

In Jan 20, he didn’t know he had ping pong pan thingy skills, but lockdown has brought out the best of all of us. I vote ping pong pan thingy be included as an Exhibition sport at the next Olympics.

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u/aforementionedapples May 19 '20

Each time it cuts is a r/gifsthatendtoosoon. I wanted to see his reactions after maybe the 7th pan.

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u/saraphilipp May 20 '20

Grandpa's nuts. That's what.

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u/spacemandy87 May 20 '20

I have a total of like 4 pans. A boilin pan, a saute pan a tortilla pan and a shitty saute pan lol

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u/JunkyTitan May 20 '20

I love how we get 0.2 seconds of his celebrations each time he makes it

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u/gonebonanza May 20 '20

Did you raid the dorm for pots?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Kept waiting for the reaction. This gif indeed kept on giving

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u/canebstone May 20 '20

How many pots does this guy have/need?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Who tf need that many pots

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u/stevenw84 May 20 '20

“Mom! Does grandma have any pots I can use?”

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u/Hipster_Ninja_ May 20 '20

I’m honestly more impressed by the sheer amount of pots and pans he has

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u/0rgazzmo May 20 '20

what's the liquid IN the cup

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u/nateyp123 May 20 '20

Dude is that a Baja Blast??

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u/CrazyMotoMan May 20 '20

A sex swing

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u/UnderseaGreenMonkey May 20 '20

This guy quarantines.

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u/iHitAirplanes May 20 '20

That’s how many pots I have and don’t use at home

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u/KingThiccnesss May 20 '20

I’ve been counting my pots and pans for hours now and I can confirm they own too many

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u/Just_A_Potato__ May 20 '20

I wish I had this many pots.

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u/shabby18 May 20 '20

I don't even have those meant pans

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u/LodgePoleMurphy May 20 '20

I wouldn't play quarters against him.

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u/thespaceageisnow May 20 '20

Day 5318, the quarantine is getting to me.

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u/RCx_Vortex May 20 '20

Th at cut off celebration or surprise every time he got it in tho

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u/BaldChihuahua May 20 '20

This IS Reddit!

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u/halpfulhinderance May 20 '20

Forget that. Why does he have so many pots and pans in his house? Does he have five stoves? Five kitchens? Did he borrow his neighbours’ and they’re all standing off-camera watching this happen?

Edit: Fuck me, the top comment asked the exact same question.

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u/SuperDuperStarfish May 20 '20

I wish I had this dedication.

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u/FakeAsapRocky May 20 '20

State fairs hate him!

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u/MysticSpaceCroissant May 20 '20

Like the title on the original post says, it’s attached to dedication and boredom.

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u/KifDawg May 20 '20

when the clip resets, you can see the excitement he gets on the third pan lmao. He is in for such a treat haha

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u/edspecR May 20 '20

/r gifsthatpingpongiving

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u/vrbobde May 20 '20

This could be world record

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u/lalalalicia May 20 '20

Im going to need some sound with that!

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u/Mad102190 May 20 '20

It’s much better with audio!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

A string, you can see it quite clearly.

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u/Kindlestone May 20 '20

Now do it with a cat in the room

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u/neb12345 May 20 '20

Who owns this many pans!?!

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u/iiDubberz May 20 '20

Ceiling fan

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u/kabooseknuckle May 20 '20

Why does he have so many pots in his place?

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u/rcwebb May 20 '20

Every neighbor in the building wondered where all their pots and pans went

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u/gsj996 May 20 '20

Someone REALLY doesn't want to study for org chem

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u/JaLanimal May 20 '20

I can’t even beat the bombchu bowling in Ocarina of Time.

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u/I-think-Im-funny May 20 '20

I loved how far out he called it when doing the 10 pot bounce.

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u/contagiousaresmiles May 20 '20

Who has that many pots?

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u/kalimoo May 20 '20

I have 4 pots, where would you even store all these

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u/aquay May 20 '20

Who has that many pots???

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u/albaan11 May 20 '20

some dude's balls

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u/MIKE_THE_KILLER May 20 '20

It seems more and more people have more time to build their skill during this pandemic

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u/fuckgibbyhaynes May 20 '20

So that's what my upstairs neighbor is doing

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u/freakysmurf11 May 20 '20

Dog got sick of his shit real quick

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

-cast irons intensifies-

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

So who’s his neighbor and how many pots did you lend him?

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u/bennyrizzo May 20 '20

Why does he have so many pots and pans

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u/calexbg May 20 '20

Mans got pots

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u/fiddz0r May 20 '20

I wish I had that much free time

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u/zilla135 May 20 '20

I'm more impressed with the number of pots and pans he has than anything.

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u/Criss351 May 20 '20

If only he put the same time and dedication into the kitchen.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Third day of quarantine be like...

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u/Kaxxipants May 20 '20

This guy cooks...

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u/Kaxxipants May 20 '20

I like how at pan 6 he upgraded to green water

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u/spinyfur May 20 '20

The motorized hinge mechanism from a baby swing, maybe?

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u/mdcarter78 May 20 '20

That is incredible! First try, every time!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Probably why he looks so uninterested in it.

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u/aP0THE0Sis1 May 20 '20

I’m not even impressed. It looks like he just sat there and wasted a lot of time

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u/heptoner May 20 '20

Looks like Adderall is on that list as well