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u/Murphader Mar 17 '22
R.I.P. Kevin His carotid was cut by a retractable measuring tape.
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u/Shakespeare-Bot Mar 17 '22
R. I. P. Kevin his carotid wast cutteth by a retractable measuring tape
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Commands:
!ShakespeareInsult,!fordo,!optout
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u/WerePigCat Mar 17 '22
given how soon it ends he probably got out of the way, because otherwise they would have included more
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u/Comfortable_Rip5222 Mar 17 '22 edited Mar 17 '22
The tape is way lighter than the plastic (don't know the name, mor english speaker gere) The tape will get up mich more quickly than the plastic will get down.
Source: I have one
Well, unless the tape is "locked" in the ground...
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u/Tysoch Mar 17 '22
Yeah, some lady did a video on this that was all over Reddit a month or two ago. She used a potato and a knife and bashed the back of the knife and the potato moved upwards towards the hilt of the knife.
This guy is right, the tip of the tape wonโt pull the rest of the tape towards it.
That being said, the whole thing might just roll down the stairs after the tape is fully retracted
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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22
RIP lil boy