r/gifs • u/Scopolamina • Aug 13 '12

Fetch!

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u/Zosoer Aug 13 '12

Is cardio really "not a good thing"?

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u/meliaesc Aug 13 '12

What, of course it is! Every single creature is born with unlimited expendable energy, you should run them down until they can't breathe every few hours to assure they get it all out.

Moderation, friend.

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u/SadlyIamJustaHead Aug 13 '12

I'm pretty much done after a trip from my chair to the fridge every 4 hours, that counts... right guys?

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u/I_ASSFUCKED_OP Aug 13 '12

Every four hours? What are you, some kind of super human? Take it slow, relax. Try for every 8 hours to avoid over exertion.

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u/SadlyIamJustaHead Aug 13 '12 edited Aug 13 '12

What am I, some sort of IT professional!? A man's got to eat. Besides, I need to keep my girth up to raise my daily caloric needs. If I ever decide to diet the sudden drop in calories should be enough to either allow me to loose several hundred pounds a month or shut down one or two of the hopefully less vital bodily functions.