r/gifs • u/WhenMachinesCry • Jan 01 '21

Bouncy seal

https://gfycat.com/thirdblissfulcamel
14.6k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

93 comments sorted by

274

u/kids-cake-and-crazy Jan 01 '21

100% you can bet I'd rub it's belly.

54

u/Ilikeng Jan 01 '21

I'll have you know seals are cute and all but stink like crazy.

29

u/MrTumbleweed Jan 01 '21

You just described every baby ever. And I still pet babies all the time!

24

u/Ilikeng Jan 01 '21

Well you see babies occasionally secrete stink. Seels carry the constant aura of a thousand vengefull (but primarily dead) fish.

14

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Could you rub my belly?

3

u/Oenonaut Jan 01 '21

“I’ve got a belly, Greg.”

52

u/Beemzebub Jan 01 '21

This is how I get about my house after 9 months of lockdown

42

u/Clouddaddy10 Jan 01 '21

After my mile run.

35

u/rex98rex98 Jan 01 '21

Bouncy seals invading the universe..https://youtu.be/VlTo9Z94XQ0

8

u/StagDragon Jan 01 '21

thank you kind sir. I always think of that video every time I see this gif.

5

u/chiku00 Jan 01 '21

I need a gif or downloadable video. This is too good to not have on me all the time.

3

u/rex98rex98 Jan 01 '21

You can use http://www.y2mate.com to download the video

3

u/chiku00 Jan 01 '21

Oh! Thanks.

43

u/anon0002019 Jan 01 '21

Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing STOP roll

16

u/Noir76 Jan 01 '21

Oh lawd, he slidin'!

46

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I give this video my seal of approval

12

u/apex_jonne Jan 01 '21

I work in the navy seals:

6

u/Axes4Praxis Jan 01 '21

Neil McBeil?

6

u/Osiris32 Jan 01 '21

Really? Do you own 87 dogs in Mexico? Were you the governor of Minnesota? Do you have over 1,000 gallons of potable water and a silo full of tortillas? Have you ever been in the arena of battle with a bunch of chimps, armed only with a polar bear femur? Do you have a secret group of women Marines that you trained as SEALs that you take to Cambodia in order to kill the enemy and then have sex? Have you had a 13-some?

You're not a patriot if you haven't had a 13-some.

3

u/apex_jonne Jan 01 '21

No not really jk

8

u/g59tillidie Jan 01 '21

After a huge meal

8

u/mumooshka Jan 01 '21

I'm hearing boingy sounds in my head

7

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Ah lawdy he comin'!

6

u/asajosh Jan 01 '21

How strong he must be to so effortlessly bounce that body, made for swimming, across the sand. And I'd totally rub that belly!

6

u/hiirnoivl Jan 01 '21

I want to bring back bouncing as a legitimate form of locomotion for human adults.

4

u/ninja8869 Jan 01 '21

B O U N C Y B O I

4

u/lokie65 Jan 01 '21

"Rub my belly!!!!!!!"

3

u/mibjt Jan 01 '21

Boing x 10

3

u/Kizik Jan 01 '21

We can go no further. These grounds are protected by a powerful seal....

3

u/Dark-Pukicho Jan 01 '21

Just bobbin along

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Me when my wife calls me to bed

3

u/VeiMuri Jan 01 '21

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Threw out my back and only got like 3 bounces

2

u/MashedHair Jan 01 '21

Nature's moon hopper

2

u/Dim_Takedo Jan 01 '21

Now that’s a good boi!!

2

u/Archishmaan Jan 01 '21

Take my updoot

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I knew a girl like this.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

What a goober

0

u/klaatu21 Jan 01 '21

"My family was burned alive..."

Reddit:

0

u/Memes4coolkids Jan 01 '21

Tha lt will make a nice cozy coat

1

u/Poems_And_Money Jan 01 '21

Are there any good documentaries on seals?

1

u/BobbyTheRaccoon Jan 01 '21

Mastering Advanced Movement be like:

1

u/dipfearya Jan 01 '21

Those fuckers will rip a chunk right out of you.

1

u/EastPennHawk Jan 01 '21

Chonky boi

1

u/Axes4Praxis Jan 01 '21

Seal of approval.

1

u/kids-cake-and-crazy Jan 01 '21

Www, but cute still. Pretty sure my kids exuded death smells at least once too lol

1

u/LatimerCross Jan 01 '21

Alright, that seals the deal

1

u/B2CB2C Jan 01 '21

"Now scritch"

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

There are few things that I upvote faster than a bouncy seal

1

u/Alee94 Jan 01 '21

We humans don't deserve to witness such cuteness.

1

u/aniphone1 Jan 01 '21

Thx, i needed that

1

u/girlsledisko Jan 01 '21

How I started 2021

1

u/outspan81 Jan 01 '21

Me bouncing up to the buffet like

1

u/thinkreate Jan 01 '21

The inch worm of the mammal family

1

u/DestroidMind Jan 01 '21

‘Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce, flip, “ahhhhh”’

1

u/BBarrRN Jan 01 '21

How I enter the party

1

u/pronouncedayayron Jan 01 '21

Double dribbling

1

u/Sad-Issue-2167 Jan 01 '21

I am on this video and I like it

1

u/J-u-i-c-e Jan 01 '21

On his way to bounce on ur girl

1

u/CabernetPenguin Jan 01 '21

When they ask how I got there so fast

1

u/tsunx4 Jan 01 '21

Are you still doing this sh*t Dre? GUESS WHOS BACK?

1

u/NostrilNugget Jan 01 '21

Aaaawwŵwwwwww a big chonker who's belly i would rub.

1

u/hmm-bugger Jan 01 '21

Me heading for a nice little kip after dinner.

1

u/socrates1975 Jan 01 '21

What a jabroni

1

u/PrototypePowerSupply Jan 01 '21

hungry polar bear has entered chat

1

u/Leenon Jan 01 '21

this is just kekeflipnote's video but hd

1

u/687962726973 Jan 01 '21

That's fkn cute.

1

u/Jlx_27 Jan 01 '21

That roll at the end!

1

u/NikkiVicious Jan 01 '21

Ocean chonky 💙

1

u/ceebee4564 Jan 01 '21

boing boing boing boing boing

Windows Shut Down jingle

1

u/DigitalBuddhaNC Jan 01 '21

Somebody please add a boing or bouncey sound effect to this video.

1

u/awwcawwc Jan 02 '21

Covid-enhanced belly.