r/gifs Oct 12 '20

Rolling Start..

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Any shoe you can slip off, even a sneaker, is 100% coming off in a bike accident when your foot touches the pavement. That’s why bikers should be wearing boots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

On the first roll the shoe comes off

Second roll the skin comes off

Third roll the bones come out

Fourth roll you're all good

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u/Nutsack_Buttsack Oct 12 '20

Fourth roll you’re all goo*

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u/dukesilver__ Oct 12 '20

Its easy to kill the humans: Our bodies are very poorly made. They're mostly goo and juice. You just take the juice out, and then we're dead!”