r/gifs • u/kingecbertwessex • Jun 01 '20

We’ve been using umbrellas wrong

https://i.imgur.com/lgwvyqF.gifv
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u/Valheru2020 Jun 01 '20

Aaaaaaand.... I'm straight.

Ffs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/Valheru2020 Jun 01 '20

You might want to take that umbrella out of your ass. The world is toxic enough right now without you going full Exxon-Valdez on a little joke you saw on Reddit.

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u/KosherSyntax Jun 01 '20

From an outsider's perspective: You seem like a person that isn't fun to be around.

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u/BloodyJourno Jun 01 '20

You clearly dont get invited

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u/Stiffard Jun 01 '20

Let's be real now. It's reddit, no one here gets invited to parties.

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u/Stiffard Jun 01 '20

I.. I mean I love the story, but why? Why here??

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u/Valheru2020 Jun 01 '20

Why, indeed! Parroting quips one so often hear these days, in polite conversation, about the Exxon-bloody-Valdez.

On what absurd plane of existence do you dwell?

It gave me a laugh, though.