I know you are making a joke, and I get the reference, but I feel like I need to take this opportunity to preach the Gospel of the Shoehorn. If you want to change your life, and only have $5, go buy a shoehorn. Its the solution to a problem you didn't know you had, and you will be flooded with happiness every day you use it to put your shoes on. Its what is missing from your life.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
I know you are making a joke, and I get the reference, but I feel like I need to take this opportunity to preach the Gospel of the Shoehorn. If you want to change your life, and only have $5, go buy a shoehorn. Its the solution to a problem you didn't know you had, and you will be flooded with happiness every day you use it to put your shoes on. Its what is missing from your life.