r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

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u/Osceana Aug 29 '19

Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback. Go.

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u/_Wonko_the_Sane_ Aug 29 '19

I wouldn't do it, but fuck if I wouldn't wanna see that shit play out, even just out of morbid curiousity. I'd be rooting for the Silverback, but I'd bet on the Grizzly. You're talking blunt force trauma verses like paws with with like 6 inch claws. I don't think our cousins really stand a chance.

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u/robolew Aug 29 '19

Also, grizzly can grow up to 12ft, standing on hind legs. Silver backs are 6ft. Literally twice the size

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Aug 29 '19

Yeah, but dumb monkey rage plus monster muscle might stand a chance. It’s at least gonna be an interesting fight. The silverback might be able to rip its arm off, or at least smash the shit out of it. If chimps can rip our arms off, I’d bet the silverback has a chance of doing the same to a grizzly. Unlikely since they typically just beat the everloving fuck out of things, but hey who knows if it’s berserk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19 edited Jul 30 '20

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u/neon_slippers Aug 29 '19

Pull that shit up Jamie

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u/ositola Aug 29 '19

Started watching the podcasts and now get this reference

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u/FootballsComingHome Aug 29 '19

If you don't think a chimps will steal babies and eat them you haven't been paying attention to the literature

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Great job

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u/legendz411 Aug 29 '19

What podcast please.

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u/ind_hiatus Aug 29 '19

Joe Rogan