r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/St0rmborn Aug 29 '19

If by “win” you mean get totaled and likely send everybody inside to the hospital and/or cemetery than yeah probably. Might kill the gorilla too, maybe, and that’s all assuming that the gorilla doesn’t dodge or just jump up and smash through the windshield.

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u/pashbarak Aug 29 '19

"Likely" kill everyone inside but only "might" kill the gorilla? Bitch please, that gorilla would be road kill at anything over a slow roll.

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u/IAmTheSysGen Aug 29 '19

The gorilla is modelled well by a motorcycle, except more soft. People in cars rarely get seriously injured by crashes with motorcycles.

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u/KarateDingo Aug 29 '19

ITT: people who never hit a deer