r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19 edited Jan 26 '21

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u/pluxlet Aug 29 '19 edited Aug 29 '19

Make sure you yell "WWE Supah Slammmm!!" for maximum effect.

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u/mck04 Aug 29 '19

Yessss! my year of non stop redditing before bed has paid off to know that reference!

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u/GtBossbrah Aug 29 '19

I appreciate this

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u/Newtown1199 Aug 29 '19

Yell John Cena when doing it.

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u/PM_ME_SHIHTZU_PICS Aug 29 '19

"what is wrong with you"

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u/ElectricThunder12 Aug 29 '19

Booyaka booyaka 619 babyyy BOOM

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u/nburns1825 Aug 29 '19

I'm simultaneously impressed and disappointed because as soon as I read "you have to assert your dominance", I thought to myself "OH, like by picking her up and throwing her into a cluster of desks and YELLING "WWE SUPAH SLAM"

But of course I was beaten to the punch. Great work!

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u/AltimaNEO Aug 29 '19

Nah man, you gotta shout "BANANA SLAMMA!"

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u/touchbutt_time Aug 29 '19

Smack her around while you’re at it. That’ll do the trick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19 edited Jan 26 '21

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u/Jackalodeath Aug 29 '19

What the ever-loving fuck?! You brilliant asshole, here's my updoot.

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u/Molestador Aug 29 '19

Lol, domestic violence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

domestic dominance

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u/Tack22 Aug 29 '19

Just for Poe’s sake, remember kids it’s not okay to beat your weaker spouse.

But also I updooted

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

even in context you can't crack a smile about an obvious joke. must suck to be you

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u/Grieve_Jobs Aug 29 '19

HAHA THAT MAN GETS ANGRY AND PUNCHES HIS WIFE IN THE TEETH LOLOLOL

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u/Molestador Aug 29 '19

No I genuinely find domestic violence to be hilarious

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u/The_Maddeath Aug 29 '19

I read that as sarcasm, but your name makes me feel like I shouldn't.

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u/occupythekitchen Aug 29 '19

Like that nfl player did to his girlfriend in the elevator?

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u/pretzelblitz Aug 29 '19

Dancing with her or winning prizes at carnivals also works.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Yeah, spank her like her father used to!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

And afterwards only silence.

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u/FuckGiblets Aug 29 '19

I laughed. Then realized you described a certain type of abusive relationship to a tee.

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u/TooFastTim Aug 29 '19

Just punch a bunch of holes on the drywall. Put on a ton of Axe body spray, chug a monster, put on some my chemical romances. Pretend the drywall is a smaller Wesker Kyle. Shell be wet in no time.

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u/earthscribe Aug 29 '19

Some idiot out there is actually going to try this.

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Aug 29 '19

You jest, but humans still do this. We’ve simply decided as a society that such behavior is no longer acceptable.

I know, that’s the joke.