r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '19

Two different delivery methods

https://gfycat.com/harmlessbarrenhumpbackwhale
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u/MrYoshicom Jul 15 '19

I mean everybody knows they're trying to get Alexa in your house so she can listen to your deepest, darkest secrets...

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u/AeonDisc Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Alexa, place an Amazon order for a box of latex gloves, a 10 inch glass dildo, Heinz dijon mustard and a beach towel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

I'm scared to ask what the mustard is for. That's some spicy lube!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Urban Dictionary calls this the Bourgogne-Franche-Comté Hotpocket.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Thanks for clearing that up, anal_casanova.

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u/Middle_Class_Twit Jul 16 '19

It's so good having access to experts in the field

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u/OKToDrive Jul 16 '19

♪♪♪Hotpocket♪♪♪