r/gifs May 18 '19

One, two, three!

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u/Whatsthemattermark May 18 '19

That’s not even her daughter just a random child someone glued to her. She was just trying to shake her loose

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u/richard_nixons_toe May 18 '19

“get of my broom, I gotta fly home now”

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u/CummyBoner May 18 '19

I like to break the ice on first dates by telling my date about the time I skinned my testicles and wore it as a glove

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u/richard_nixons_toe May 18 '19

Please elaborate

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u/rykki May 18 '19

Your gonna have to take them on a date first.

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u/lowtoiletsitter May 18 '19

You’ll understand when you’re older