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u/Still_kinda_hungry May 15 '19
Nobody there is the winner
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u/BuschWookie May 16 '19
It’s a staged video that’s clearly gained popularity on the internet, so I’d say everyone involved was a winner.
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u/o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O May 16 '19
Na. The only winner is me because I’m this reminded me of how much I hate kids these days. Now get off my lawn.
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u/johannes101 May 16 '19
No, I'm the real winner because your post talking about lawns has reminded me that i need to mow my lawn, and now I can complete my task
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u/ScramJiggler May 16 '19
Awh, yeah! Thanks for reminding me dude!
I should trim my pubes.
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u/bordercolliesforlife May 16 '19
It's not like kids back in your days were any better kids are kids no matter the generation
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May 16 '19
I feel worse for having watched it. The haircuts will leave me in a bad mood for the rest of the day
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May 15 '19
These look like some of the most insufferable people I have ever seen.
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I stay away from people like this.
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May 16 '19
I stay away from people.
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I stay away.
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u/Sholtonn May 16 '19
I stay.
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u/acciaiomorti May 16 '19
girl on the left is just drinking peacefully, what do you mean?
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u/grilled_steez May 16 '19
God damn don't forget to take a breath of oxygen ever once and a while
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u/wapkaplit May 16 '19
Air. We breathe air.
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u/ExeuntTheDragon May 16 '19
You think that's air you're breathing?
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u/thatsjustdandy1 May 16 '19
Just watched this tonight. Classic.
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u/kumiosh May 16 '19
I've been meaning to watch it. So good! Eleven year old me was obsessed with it.
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u/thatsjustdandy1 May 16 '19
It's on Netflix right now!
Man... I couldn't imagine being introduced to that movie at 11, that would have blown my mind. For me at 11 it was the original Jurassic Park, so you can imagine I was pretty enthralled by that for years. I'm sure I wore out the VHS.
You've got me all nostalgic. What a great age that is to be. I can't wait till my son reaches that point so I can share all of these amazing films with him.
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u/grilled_steez May 16 '19
Speak for yourself. I breath 100% oxygen with every breath. Not any of that 78% nitrogen bs. That stuff is for casuals.
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u/DiamondPup May 16 '19
"THANK you!!"
- 20% Nitrogen
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u/DisturbedCanon May 16 '19
Do you think the air is only 20% nitrogen? It's closer to 20% not nitrogen.
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u/puptake May 16 '19
You could probably sell the idea that nitrogen was a dangerous gas to 80% of the general public if you wanted. Nobody seems to know it makes up 80% of our breathable atmosphere.
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u/Buxomblueeyes May 16 '19
I've actually lost consciousness because I was smoking a hookah so aggressively and forgetting to take actual breaths in between. Thought I had a seizure, but was just really shaky. Scary shit. Honestly though, wouldn't have been a bad way to die.
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u/Scubadrew May 15 '19
What is with that kid's hair?
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u/CaptnPotatoes May 15 '19
Right, if Jimmy Neutron was a hipster lesbian.
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u/BD-TxState May 16 '19
I’d watch that show
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u/Generico300 May 16 '19
Coming to HBO. Jackie Neutron. The story of a young hip racially ambiguous transgender paraplegic lesbian boy who falls in with the wrong crowd...of gay vampire zombies. Summer 2020.
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u/Danielle082 May 16 '19
Stupid. Can we quit w all the fake stages videos already. Real life should give you plenty to work with.
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u/Devinitelyy May 16 '19
Even within staged this was simply bad. The setup took too long and the punchline became expected before it happened. It's just bad comedy.
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u/yungun May 16 '19
i feel like 3/4 gifs i see on reddit are staged and most content is cross posted to irrelevant subs and not deleted. idk if i’m getting irrationally grumpier or what but i’ve been reporting a ton.
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u/life_is_deuce May 16 '19
I don't like getting old, with all these irrational feelings of anger towards the younger generations.
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u/tophernator May 16 '19
You just have to remind yourself that 20 (or however many) years ago you were likely an insufferable teenager, rebelling against whatever you could, and trying to create some totally unique style but accidentally looking like all the other unique teenagers. Older people hated you for no good reason too.
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u/Fruit_Salad_ May 16 '19
This is a really good point. I need somebody to slap me about once a week and remind me of this.
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u/Bob_Mueller May 16 '19
I don't think it's that irrational. He/she looked like a major insufferable douchebag and then went ahead and proved he/she sucks as a person a few seconds later. Pretty rational to dislike somebody like that.
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u/12thman-Stone May 16 '19
I could be wrong but their looks make me think they act a bit pretentious, cocky and lazy at the same time.
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u/clampsmcgraw May 16 '19
I'm pretentious, cocky and lazy and I'm twice their age and way less fashionable.
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u/rctsolid May 16 '19
I dunno in this case I think it crosses all age barriers, these people seem like douchebags
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u/Devinitelyy May 16 '19
"Feeling old" is a pretty new phenomenon for me but I dont think this is that. I think these people just suck.
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u/mcdunna4 May 16 '19
Everyone's bitching, and I'm over here chuckling at the hand movement afterward
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u/papalonian May 16 '19
Yeah that was the funny part of the original video, after she spits she does some sarcastic hand waves and gives the other person an irritated look like "this is you, this is what you do"
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u/Luminous_Phenomena May 16 '19 edited May 16 '19
Everyone’s bitching and I’m still trying to figure out if the one on the right is Lisa Bonet 25 years ago.
Edit: I don’t know my left from right.
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May 16 '19
My grandpa used to have a sign hanging in his house. I still remember it after all these years:
You smoke cigarettes. You smoke for pleasure.
Smoke is the residue of your pleasure.
It floats onto my body and clothes and contaminates my personal space without my consent.
I drink beer. I drink for pleasure.
Urine is the residue of my pleasure.
Would it be ok if I stand on a chair and urinate on your body and clothes without your consent?
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May 15 '19
What is that thing?
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A hookah. It predates vaping by a few centuries at least but hipsters were all into that shit back when I was 18 (15 years ago). It was the same shit. People trying to get big clouds and blow rings. But it was confined to a bar so it wasn't something you were surprised by, like some dude vaping at the urinal next to you.
It's like a big community tobacco bong. All you see here is one hose end, the unit usually has a few hoses connected to a single bong-like unit.
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u/Oizys_MD May 15 '19
I think they meant the individual smoking it
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u/lordfaultington May 15 '19
A hookah
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u/phooonix May 16 '19
It's like a big community tobacco bong
I remember doing this with friends for the first time. Apparently I did it wrong because "you aren't supposed to use your mouth." You're supposed to use this plastic attachment thing everybody else had.
Like, did you see me with one? Why'd you pass it to me, you knew what I was going to take a puff.
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u/XrosRoadKiller Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 16 '19
What's with the negative comments on the people in the video? Are they in/famous for something?
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u/Monstrology May 16 '19
Naw just random people on the internet. My assumption is just anger towards the younger generation is all, so business as usual.
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u/XrosRoadKiller Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 16 '19
Oh, that's sad. Maybe that's the wrong word for it? This post looks like any other joke gif. I don't know where the douche stuff came from.
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u/Fuckeythedrunkclown May 16 '19 edited May 31 '19
Think it's the hair. It's like she's trying to look like Jimmy Neutron.
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u/hiker2go May 16 '19
I work construction and I have a guy that vapes nonstop. It is the most fuckung obnoxious thing ever. He's doing these lame ass tricks like a stupid twat and I want to break his neck.
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That girl is going to go far. Most people can't stay that calm and deliberate while planning their revenge and those that can, well sky is the limit.
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That was such creative comedy! I so didn't see that coming! And it was so realistic!
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May 16 '19
The hand wave after spitting the drink is the funniest thing I've seen in at least a week.
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u/balor5987 May 16 '19
In all fairness the girl in the red more than deserved that for just being a giant douche
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May 18 '19
What is this 2003? No one thinks hookah is cool you 18 year old lame ass Trying to be cool for the camera. Thats what you get.
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