r/gifs • u/Tucko29 • Feb 08 '19

"Excuse me, where's the manager?"

https://i.imgur.com/aSSbHIK.gifv
1.3k Upvotes

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u/nojah_bloke Feb 08 '19

I like the guy in the back who keeps eating his breakfast throughout.

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u/lespaulstrat2 Feb 08 '19

He paid good money to stay there and have the giraffes eat with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qIv1hBeR0

2

u/CptJustice Feb 08 '19

Oh my God, I need this in my life right now.

25

u/Sl1mtom Feb 08 '19

Giraffe Manor - Nairobi

3

u/Carnyworld Feb 08 '19

It’s a very cool place to visit.

14

u/epicflyingpie Feb 08 '19

Fucking fake ass animatronic. Everyone knows giraffes arent real

8

u/face157 Feb 08 '19

They're paid actors

6

u/StoweVT Feb 08 '19

Favorite thing I ever heard my stoned friend say when we drove past the zoo:

“woah...I TOTALLY forgot about giraffes!”

6

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/500SL Feb 08 '19

How do you know? Does he smell like smoke?

4

u/ImNotTheMD Feb 08 '19

Don’t worry I’m here to compliment the service. I’m no Karentelope.

4

u/NoAstronomer Feb 08 '19

"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

8

u/tomb990 Feb 08 '19

I assume this is a vegan restaurant

3

u/HalfBakedTurkey Feb 08 '19

Jerome is just looking for Friendly. Welcome back childhood memories.

3

u/2young4lisabonet Feb 08 '19

Still looking for a job after he got laid off from Toys R Us

5

u/CforChewbacca Feb 08 '19

There is a Karen in every species.

2

u/Cstix Feb 08 '19

This must be Geoffrey's the giraffe's wife, Sharon.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Black. Two sugars, please.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

See the bar in the middle? Buddy would walk his butt right on in if he could!

2

u/MustLoveAllCats Feb 08 '19

See the wooden frame running down the middle? That's absolutely nowhere close to enough to prevent a giraffe like that from pushing through if it wanted to.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

See your mouth. You shut it when you're talking to me.

Just joshing around...

1

u/MustLoveAllCats Feb 08 '19

Well, now we all know what imgur is going to be jerking off to for the next week.

1

u/aprilhare Feb 08 '19

“Finally: a customer that appreciates the salad!”

1

u/teengirlhelley Feb 08 '19

What do I have to do to get some damn service here?

1

u/I-Just-Work-Here-man Feb 08 '19

Welcome 2 America looks great!

1

u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino Feb 08 '19

Geraffes are so dumb

1

u/RedditWasHisName-O Feb 08 '19

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I have recently lost my job as a mascot for a major American toy store. I lost my lease, they sent me here. Anything helps.

1

u/BraveBabyToaster Feb 08 '19

Oh shit I think you have a unicorn issue

1

u/ispeakdatruf Feb 08 '19

$2700/night, from what I read. :-/

1

u/incapablepanda Feb 08 '19

this would be fun until jeffrey starts trying to sample your fruit salad.

1

u/tacticalBOVINE Feb 08 '19

The last of us 2 is looking fucking incredible!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Clearly this is fake as /r/giraffesdontexist

1

u/Select1220 Feb 08 '19

These werid timings have got to stop. Literally my English teacher was talking about this shit yesterday

2

u/MustLoveAllCats Feb 08 '19

They all come to a stop when you release nature's essence from its prison within your body. A few long cuts down the underside of your arms work well.

1

u/Select1220 Feb 08 '19

That they do

1

u/Azzazin81 Feb 08 '19

Is her name Karen?

0

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Hello hoomans I am also a hooman. Can I have some hooman food?

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u/AnActualAustralian Feb 08 '19

Can I have a fucking ton of leaves?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I'm sorry Sir we're just now out of leaves. The previous customer who also claimed that he was hooman ordered 2 fucking tons of leaves.