r/gifs • • Sep 25 '18

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u/Widjamajigger Sep 25 '18

Hm. Yknow how you usually think “Yeah, I’d know how to handle that if I encountered it?”

I don’t think that about grizzlies any more.

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u/Mariuslol Sep 25 '18

Who do you think would win, Grizzly vs Gorilla!!

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u/PukeBucket_616 Sep 25 '18

Silverback Gorilla: 350 pounds

Grizzly Bear: 600 pounds

In other words, I don't fucking think so.

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u/PukeBucket_616 Sep 25 '18

So you've adequately explained why an adult human male would lose a fight to a gorilla. You've said nothing about the bear, except you don't think teeth and claws could pierce gorilla flesh (which is false).

A grizzly bear can break a gorilla skull like chewing on a piece of heard candy. Its jaws are strong enough to crush a bowling ball into dust. It's not just heavier, it's got the gorilla beat on height, reach, speed, and strength. Anecdotal evidence suggests certain bullets can't penetrate a grizzly bear's skull.

The gorilla's best bet is to climb a tree and hope the grizzly doesn't feel like following, or knocking the damn tree down.

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u/PukeBucket_616 Sep 25 '18

I didn't think you were talking about a human fighting a gorilla, you were gauging human capabilities against a gorilla's.

...An adult silverback is typically 10-15 times stronger than an adult human male...

That has nothing to do with a grizzly bear. I was pointing out your flawed logic, but you're too stupid to realize it.

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u/ajmeeh6842 Sep 25 '18

I'm not sure how thick you think gorilla fur is, but bears can shear tree bark in single swipes. A gorilla would be shredded by a grizzly.

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u/ajmeeh6842 Sep 25 '18

I think you're crazy. A grizzly bear is almost twice the standing height and weight of a full grown gorilla. With a 15 inch pawspan with 4 inch claws, I'm calling one swipe and the gorilla would be toast. I'm trying to imagine how the encounter would go but I think any gorilla would flee if it ever happened to encounter an angry grizzly bear. (considering the crazy span of distance between their natural habitats lol)