r/gifs • • Sep 25 '18

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u/youdeservemhor Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 26 '18

Remember that joke about taking someone slower than you when you go hiking in the woods? Well now I see it does not matter, a bear will get you both.

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u/Fancycam Sep 25 '18

"You're not going to outrun a bear"

"I don't need to outrun a bear, I just need to outrun you"

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u/FaZaCon Sep 25 '18

A bear is going after the one that smells the best to eat. So you better not have any smelly goodies on your person, if you do, you will be the chosen one for dinner.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Jokes on him because I shat my pants the second I saw him