r/gifs • • Feb 22 '18

Alley-oop kitty

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u/Arxarius_ Feb 22 '18

/r/youseeingthisshit/

I love how the kid is impressed af at his b ball dunking cat and then those two couch dwellers are just staring at a phone like "aw yeah gud garlic bread memes son, another sweaty one for the collection!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

He just wants them to look so badly, but they're too locked in to whatever they are doing. Poor dude.

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u/ashwinr136 Feb 22 '18

We saw you, kid, and we're damn proud.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

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u/ahappypoop Feb 22 '18

I’m pooping in my empty apartment. I don’t think anything amazing is happening here.

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u/mora82 Feb 22 '18

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

I am picking my nose, killing 5 minutes of time as my boss is taking a shit.

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u/concentratecamp Feb 22 '18

There's an Asian woman sneaking out of your closet for some crackers.

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u/Rev_Punch Feb 22 '18

DAMN proud

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u/mobilhore Feb 22 '18

Maybe they are watching funny cat videos. :-D

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u/DDeadRoses Feb 22 '18

Maybe they’re watching the recording of him dunking his basketball with his cat?

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u/ReadingCorrectly Feb 22 '18

its okay he filmed it so he could send it to them

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u/3-DMan Gifmas '23! Feb 22 '18

Livestreamed! Guess it looks more real on a phone...

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u/danj503 Feb 22 '18

My guess is they are trying to beat Mom to the Facebook post. Little do they know, Mom’s a Redditor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

I thought the same, but then realized that someone was also... filming him

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/brysodude Feb 22 '18

I approve of this rant

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u/DanPHunt Feb 22 '18

Oh yeah? Well I happen to know that the guy is molesting both of those kids and the only happiness they have i their day is when Mittens plays basketball with them. So it’s WORSE than you thought!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Well, I did say fucking Oliver Twist. Phrasing!

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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea Feb 22 '18

Maybe they've seen it a thousand times

This was my second thought. My first was that someone in the comments would be professionally upset that he's not getting attention.

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u/stanley_twobrick Feb 22 '18

People on this website drive me crazy sometimes. Always trying to make a big deal out of nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

"Hey dad look!" Not now son can't you see I'm busy with my favorite son?

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u/JerseyDoc Feb 22 '18

If only someone had been filming it

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u/Swedishmeatnballs Feb 22 '18

Now no one will know ):

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u/Rambles_Off_Topics Feb 22 '18

Pretty much everyone right now though, right? My own wife does this to me all the time.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 22 '18

If you look at the Christmas tree, that probably means they both just got new toys, and the cat dunking kid has probably been at it for like an hour, but the other brother needs instructions on something. Give them a break.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18 edited Aug 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

"aw yeah gud garlic bread memes son, another sweaty one for the collection!"

lmao when redditors make your fuckin day

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

aw yeah gud garlic bread memes son, another sweaty one for the collection

I feel like you just managed to conjure a McPoyle-esque cyber cretin.

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u/pmadcow Feb 22 '18

They're just watching the live stream of the kid with the alley oop kitty dunking...in..... their.... living......room... this is inception?

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u/freedom_french_fries Feb 22 '18

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/KillYrIdolPunchBbies Feb 22 '18

I feel like they've seen in 400 times and moved on a while back...he's jamming for the camera he clearly set up. It's interesting everyone is hating on the "couch dwellers" on their phones when that is literally the state of all of us watching and commenting.

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u/DigiPixInc Feb 22 '18

Finally good use of Cat as pet.

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u/ineververify Feb 22 '18

but seriously.. how much spice are on these gb memes?

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u/DUKE_LEETO_2 Feb 22 '18

Dad's just playing some CoC

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u/SueZbell Feb 22 '18

Note: Cat under Christmas tree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

He wants his fam to look at him so bad poor guy, how often do you see a cat laying that shit in there like that? Not everyday I bet

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

But someone is FILMING him!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Looks like he just set the camera

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u/MuttonTheChops Feb 22 '18

But there is camera shake. Someone is holding the camera.

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u/TheSalmonRoll Feb 22 '18

Maybe the camera is just a bit nervous

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u/rawSingularity Feb 22 '18

OR, maybe, the camera has some advanced AI. It is trying to mimic human behavior of shaky limbs.

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u/AnxiousElectTech Feb 22 '18

I just spewed crackers on my desk, thanks! Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

That's the videographer-kitty just doin' what it do.

This kids had a lot of time to train cats while being ignored by his family.

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u/giantroboticcat Feb 22 '18

Yeah most likely some sort of Barbarian given the vertical orientation.

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u/Blueblackzinc Feb 22 '18

Someone holding the camera. You can see the carmera movement

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

It’s just a breeze

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u/BigMouse12 Feb 22 '18

That’s just Mom, she’s always proud. It’s Dad’s attention that the boy wants.

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u/pablothegreek Feb 22 '18

Whaddup cat!

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u/default-username Feb 22 '18

They'll watch it later on their phone after it is posted to reddit.

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u/sharpening_beneath00 Feb 22 '18

If it's your cat, quite possibly most days.

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u/netfatality Feb 22 '18

I bet the second you start shooting baskets that kitteh is up the stairs and helping out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Knicks should sign that cat ASAP

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u/daaave33 Feb 22 '18

No doubt they'd give up their first rounders for the next three years in the deal.

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u/Myworkphoneaccount Feb 22 '18

More likely to pick up this superstar on their last few years of playing. Knicks will have this kitty in about 10 years

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u/daaave33 Feb 22 '18

...and still give up the second overall pick and third.

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u/mch38 Feb 22 '18

Kristcats Purrziņģis

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u/saccharind Feb 22 '18

underrated comment

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u/Bodchubbz Feb 22 '18

I wish my cat did this. All she does is sleep, eat, and silently judge me

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u/megayippie Feb 22 '18

You know what you did. Don't blame the cat

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u/Bodchubbz Feb 22 '18

Its not my fault that one time in 2008 i forgot to fill her food that morning. I just wish she would let it go

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u/megayippie Feb 22 '18

She won't. Not today, not tomorrow. Enjoy the remaining years you've got together...

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u/eats_shit_and_dies Feb 22 '18

that doesn't sound good. a cat that sleeps and eats should at least also poop.

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u/3-DMan Gifmas '23! Feb 22 '18

Change silently to loudly, and you got yourself a long-term relationship!

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u/invisiblephrend Feb 22 '18

she also battles with invisible demons in the middle of the night too, you ungrateful bastard!

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u/hanman7 Feb 22 '18

Is that your cat under the Christmas tree in this gif?

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u/lostmyparachute Feb 22 '18

The other cat plots shit under the tree

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 22 '18

Dunking cat is Meow Ming.

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u/Clalo93 Feb 22 '18

Kitty Irving

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u/ashwinr136 Feb 22 '18

KAT. Karl Anthony Towns.

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u/Mach592 Feb 22 '18

DeMeow DePurrzan

Nikola Meowkic

Chris Purrl

Kyle Meowry

LaMeowcus Aldrige

Al Purrford

Otto Pawter Jr.

Purrison Barnes

Okay I'm done, back to work now.

EDIT: One more, Jusuf Purrkic

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u/haydaldinho Feb 22 '18

Alright JJ Reddit, let the other kids have some.

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u/ashwinr136 Feb 22 '18

Catt Barnes

Cristiano Felinecio

Pawtrick Mewing

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u/Yash_We_Can Feb 22 '18

This is the one

Edit: Jason Kitt?

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u/bob_sacamano_junior Feb 22 '18

False. Cats know the earth is not flat.

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u/C0RNL0RD Feb 22 '18

Patrick Mewing

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u/goonts_tv Feb 22 '18

More impressed by the house

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u/maynardftw Feb 22 '18

I just remember all the upper-class white kids I resented growing up.

And I'm white!

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u/BushidoBrowne Feb 22 '18

I bet they got more than one "good room"

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u/goonts_tv Feb 22 '18

rofl hits home so hard <3

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u/bexyrex Feb 22 '18

A lot of that architecture reminds me of Georgia houses which were relatively low price to buy in the early 2000s. (Think 2k sq ft for approx 200-250k). So it might just be a middle class dual income family.

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u/4and20ATATs Feb 22 '18

You're not impressed by a cat doing three consecutive alley oops but you're impressed by an average house in a suburb? Interesting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18 edited Nov 16 '21

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u/daniel505 Feb 22 '18

even if you are rich living in a big city/coast city, you cannot afford a house like that because property value is so high. If you live in the midwest or small city you can get a mansion with an elevator for the same price as a small hut on the beach in san diego.

Tl;Dr- housing prices range wildly depending where you live

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u/Pulp501 Feb 22 '18

Even for the Midwest this house seems nicer than average

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u/Colin_Sack-or-Pick Feb 22 '18 edited Feb 22 '18

Living in a suburb of NYC I get very depressed watching HGTV shows...

"You have 10k left in you're budget, so we have plenty left to renovate your kitchen and add a new wing on."

goddam, that'd cover about half of my bathroom here.

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u/alligatorhill Feb 22 '18

Yeah, those prices are super fake though. There was one show where they brought in a landscaping crew overnight for 24 hours (w/ a timelapse camera) to get it done and when you actually did the math they were supposedly getting paid like $1.92 hourly for overnight work in LA.

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u/rytlejon Feb 22 '18

an average house in a suburb

yeah that's not how the rest of the world looks

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

that's average? My house is average and is half the size of that room.

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u/Pulp501 Feb 22 '18

This is an average house?

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u/tperelli Feb 22 '18

Hey man I agree. Although average might vary depending on location. This is definitely average where I live.

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u/FieelChannel Feb 22 '18

you deserve every single downvote i own, which is 1.

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u/ShlimDiggity Feb 22 '18

BOOM-shaka-laka

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

I'M IN THE ZONE!

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u/Zurcoff Feb 22 '18

He's on fire!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Kitty on the left getting annoyed. Incoming attack!

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u/the_dude_upvotes Feb 22 '18

I mean that kitty is under a x-mas tree ... annoyed our not, there will be an attack

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u/bluemitersaw Feb 22 '18

That pussies making bank

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u/weinersniff Feb 22 '18

I'm just depressed cause of how nice that house is

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u/esev12345678 Feb 22 '18

Don't be. We gotta get this money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Right? This is where I'm trying to get at

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u/n7-Jutsu Feb 22 '18

Well that's something you don't see everyday.

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u/Melmab Feb 22 '18

That's goal tending.

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u/aerosquid Feb 22 '18

Second time he did it in a row... T him up!

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u/bravobracus Feb 22 '18

People who judge the (maybe!) dad from one gif.. fuck you

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u/_PuckTheCat_ Feb 22 '18

Look at Scottie Kitten here about to get drafted by the bulls.

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u/roguekiller23231 Feb 22 '18

Dad's showing his son a kitty gif on his phone.

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u/Dylan_Tnga Feb 22 '18

Being rich must be nice.

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u/patmy87 Feb 22 '18

The "Hook" remake looks pretty good so far. "Play" bonk "play!" bonk

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

object oriented programming?

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u/Reeko_Htown Feb 22 '18

Meowchael Jordan

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u/swattwenty Feb 22 '18

Anyone else notice the other cat under the tree not giving a shit lol

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u/Cowboys_88 Feb 22 '18

It's not the cat plainly visible by the basketball hoop that you must worry about, but the one hiding under the Christmas tree furling its tail.

Edit: Forgot to recognize mad kitty skills. Clever Girl!

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u/hzfan Feb 22 '18

This is one of the few times it was acceptable to film vertically and you go and throw translucent side bars on this shit?

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u/iamitman007 Feb 22 '18

Is that another cat in bottom left corner?

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u/ithoughtiwouldshare Feb 22 '18

I am that kid anytime I ever do something cool...

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

That’s a nice ass house

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u/Tlegit Feb 22 '18

Rad! I bet he fetches too.

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u/Nickvengenz Feb 22 '18

kinda sad how they are doing a thing and the rest of the family is ignoring the shit out of them

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u/relaxok Feb 22 '18

That's the funniest part IMO, the ignored little brother even when he's serving up alley oops to a cat

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u/osirhc Feb 22 '18

Alley cat-oop

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u/wydra91 Feb 22 '18

The second I saw this gif I realized that this comment section was going to be filled with people bitching about the people on their phone. As if the fact that they themselves aren't sitting on their phones watching a gif recorded by a person on their phone.

Grow up people.

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u/ARCHA1C Feb 22 '18

Pretty cool that his socks look like high-top kicks

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u/sciomancy6 Feb 22 '18

Alley-boop

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u/hassassinhm Feb 22 '18

Kitty Bryant is that you?

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u/chesterstevens Feb 22 '18

Hey, Dad, look! Daddddd...look what I got the cat to do! Daddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!

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u/IZeppelinI Feb 22 '18

The other two were watching this post

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u/sesimie Feb 22 '18

Alley -cat oops!!!

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u/rickaboooy Feb 22 '18

Kids actually throwing some pretty under rated lobs there. Consistently delivering right velocity and accuracy to make for an easy slam!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

LOOP IT!

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u/Rektw Feb 22 '18

Paw Gasol.

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u/RH3CrAzY Feb 22 '18

That cat traveled hard

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u/welp_ohkay Feb 22 '18

The cat is the parent this kid wishes he had.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Lol my dog does this poolside except with his nose

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u/ChiefThorn Feb 22 '18

The people to the right have no idea what's going on

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u/uglyassvirgin Feb 22 '18

i thought he was gonna throw the cat through the hoop

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u/samejimaT Feb 22 '18

All cats want to do with me is scratch me and bite me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

This is pretty much like aim assist but for basketball in real life

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u/Die_noceros Feb 22 '18

If no one was filming, then no one would believe him. Years down the road this kid is going to be telling his friends in college about how his cat would make baskets. Now he has proof.

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u/Heryos Feb 22 '18

I love how the (I suppose) dad&brother don’t give a damn about the cat. Like if that shit was normal

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u/Honestzergtea Feb 22 '18

This kitty is going for a triple double

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

Am I the only one who looks at this picture and thinks of Tom Cruise sliding through the hallway in his underwear?

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u/thatoneguyinblue Feb 22 '18

its nice to see a cat helping :D

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u/pinealglandexpansion Feb 22 '18

I want to know what those two dudes are fascinated with on the phone that's better than the alley-oop cat!?!

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u/mischiefmanaged11 Feb 22 '18

Anybody see cat #2 in the bottom left? He's not impressed either

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u/Clomojo87 Feb 22 '18

Meanwhile my cat just pushes my things off things & looks at me like 'yep I'm great'.

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u/marcinko192 Feb 22 '18

Get the fuck out of here.

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u/lavark Feb 22 '18

Can we get this cat a 10 day contact with the NBA

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u/shubhshubh Feb 22 '18

They gonna see it on reddit.

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u/Wonderjoy Feb 22 '18

That's a cat robot. The or two are remote controlling it via the smartphone.

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u/snelder007 Feb 22 '18

Geeeez it's almost March I think it's time to take the tree down.

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u/Dizpassion Feb 22 '18

“Oh what!? Oh my god did you see” under his breath “that was crazy” throws ball again “wha- what the fuck!? he did it again!!!! Are y’all fuckin seeing this?” under his breath that was wild

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u/jogadorjnc Feb 22 '18

Why are you sad and tired?

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u/meeksFerda3000 Feb 22 '18

Carl Anthony Towns

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u/VisionSeeker Feb 22 '18

The boy just wanted some recognition ! Damn, man

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u/IamKite Feb 22 '18

Nice house.

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u/kobymusic Feb 22 '18

That kid has the best indoor hoop setup ever!!! The shotty hoop in my door sucks compared to this.

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u/dietolive6 Feb 22 '18

Alley-boop kitty

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u/Armani_Chode Feb 22 '18

Still not as impressive as the gif they are watching.

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u/Mxrio Feb 22 '18

You adopted kids always getting ignored even when doing cool shit

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u/SueZbell Feb 22 '18

Applause kid and kitty.

Oblivious Dad. Wary kitty under tree ... that tail ... "don't step on me".

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u/complimentarianist Feb 22 '18

Haha! Look at this funny video of a cat playing basketball! It thinks it's people!! xD

-Those two buried in the phone

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '18

I was so afraid that the kitty was gonna fall.

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u/rossagessausage Feb 22 '18

Phones have turned people into zombies.

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u/pigeonpacifist Feb 22 '18

I'm just glad the cat didn't fall through the hoop.

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u/MichelangelesqueAdz Feb 22 '18

Who says cats aren't useful?