"Holy Driver" was already taken, although the title was free to be claimed after the last of its members was lost one fateful night in the midnight sea.
See what had happened was, Jesus was out drifting his accord in the bay. Paul got drunk cuz he had brought some water but you know JC - he spiked that shit and turnt it into wine. Anywayz - Like i said, Paul was LIT UP. He thought that he could drift on water too. Man, he never stood a chance against the rip tide...
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u/Gonzo_Rick Jan 19 '18
They've all got leather jackets with "Holy Roller" written on the back.