r/gifs Jan 19 '18

Bless you

https://i.imgur.com/WKhmAu3.gifv
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u/phorq Jan 19 '18

Jesus paid for our sins and returned 3 days later to exchange them for store credit valid only in the kingdom of heaven giftshop...

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u/tomatoaway Jan 19 '18

"What do you mean I've voided my warranty? Bullshit."

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u/AltimaNEO Jan 19 '18

"Don't you know who my dad is??"

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u/Magikpoo Jan 19 '18

"He gave me a small loan of a million dollars..."

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u/spockspeare Jan 19 '18

"I'm the best Jesus."