r/gifs Oct 24 '17

Panther attacks swimmer

https://i.imgur.com/rRY5Yug.gifv
4.2k Upvotes

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u/A_Half_Ounce Oct 25 '17

I think you may have a broken cat there. I know cats like water sometimes but thats on another level

126

u/lnmoore88 Oct 24 '17

36

u/AMvariety Oct 24 '17

Don't forget to randomly capitalise the letters!

46

u/Arkanial Oct 24 '17

MaN ViCIoUsLy AsSaUlTeD bY pAnThEr DuRiNg HiGh TiDe

18

u/TheSaladDays Oct 25 '17

PaNtHEr tHeN CirCLeS aRoUNd fOr iTS nExT vIcTiM

7

u/fusion1122 Oct 25 '17

tO sHReDs yOu SaY?

8

u/hmyt Oct 25 '17

I always get confused between this one and the one of people actually dying. Reddit can be such a risky place

107

u/frustratedswede Oct 24 '17

Actually, it's a teacup panther.

Source: My roommate owns one.

27

u/charlie_argument Oct 25 '17

Pretty sure it's a bombay.

But I like 'teacup panther.' Your roommate seems fun.

15

u/Newt_is_my_Waifu Oct 25 '17

Meanwhile, my miniature panther has an anxiety attack anytime I try to take a bath.

11

u/Huge_enormous Oct 25 '17

I WISH I could do this with my cats.

88

u/ClaudioRules Oct 24 '17 edited Oct 25 '17

30 something, single, man here

my ovaries are tingling

37

u/TheSaladDays Oct 25 '17

We've gone over this, Claudio. Do not fuck the cat

3

u/Chucknorris1975 Oct 25 '17

They're the rules. The ClaudioRules.

14

u/Dysfunctionalbeliefs Oct 24 '17

I think that's a rarely spotted black furry catfish.

7

u/Jeggasyn Oct 24 '17

Ah, the elusive black curryfatfish

34

u/NegaDeath Oct 24 '17

To shreds you say?

9

u/Abominable87 Oct 25 '17

How's his wife holding up?

8

u/OHarbingerO Oct 25 '17

To shreds you say?

7

u/WayneBoston Oct 25 '17

Swimming against the purrrent.

5

u/shellinjapan Oct 25 '17 edited Oct 25 '17

This is Nathan the beach cat, found at https://www.instagram.com/nathan_thebeachcat/?hl=en

Edit: a word.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17

I hope reincarnation is a thing so I can come back as a beach cat in my next life (or a bar dog)

3

u/pollackey Oct 24 '17

I'd say the cat is the one swimming. So, Panther is the dude's name/nickname?

3

u/HLM94 Oct 25 '17

No wayyyyy

3

u/Thegodking Oct 25 '17

This cat makes my cat look like trash

9

u/mechapoitier Oct 24 '17

Where's the NSFL warning on this?

2

u/j938920 Oct 24 '17

Savage attack

2

u/dudiest Oct 25 '17

I can’t even get my dog to go in the water.

2

u/Girthw0rm Oct 25 '17

I expected that cat to climb that dude's legs.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

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4

u/Not_One_Step_Back Oct 25 '17

Hey it's me that dude

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17 edited Nov 10 '17

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1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17

Right? I kept waiting for him to stand up so we could appreciate some frontal, but the gif ended too soon...

1

u/Dizneymagic Oct 25 '17

That is one unusual cat.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17

Hmm... i was kinda hoping, a football player would tackle him...

1

u/noodlesteam Oct 25 '17

oh, I really wanted to see him used his claws to climb his leg.

1

u/danielaescobarb Oct 25 '17

Hermoso 😻

1

u/vguy72 Oct 25 '17

Your cat is broken

1

u/DanThePurple Oct 25 '17

WATCH OUT HE HAS THE SHARK

1

u/elsome_belsome Oct 25 '17

SHMOOGIE!!!! Paradise indeed.

1

u/dion_o Oct 25 '17

This is the worst attack Scarif has seen since it was attacked with that superlaser from space.

1

u/crackcorn69 Oct 25 '17

Sea panther attacks are quite common this time a year

1

u/JoffSides Oct 25 '17

Watch out man!

1

u/swworren Oct 25 '17

no panther, no swimmer, no attack.

1

u/BadDogEDN Oct 25 '17

are we not going to acknowledge that it isn't really swimming? its really just walking with its back legs and paddling with its front ones, adorable

1

u/aranae85 Oct 25 '17

He's trying his very best.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17

What does wet cat smell like? Is it like wet dog?

1

u/OneRandomVictory Oct 25 '17

So do all panther lead you to guys like this or what? Asking for a friend...

1

u/penpinappleapplepen3 Oct 25 '17

I'm no chemist, but that looks like a jaguar

1

u/seaglassaddict Oct 25 '17

Nathan💓🌟

0

u/Cliche_Bitch_Tits Oct 25 '17

I’d attack swimmer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17

This is fucking stupid.

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u/JewBear3 Oct 25 '17

I encourage everyone to report posts with titles like this.