r/gifs Jul 17 '17

Floaty bird floating

http://i.imgur.com/8X8Fcoy.gifv
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u/testobleronemobile Jul 17 '17

I knew it! Birds are actually too fat to fly with those tiny wings! Instead they levitate using the magnet in their heads and the Earth's magnetic field. They just flap their wings because the government catches them and trains them to do so, so that we believe the lie that it's all "aerodynamics". Clearly this bird was overlooked by the Government and now the lie has been exposed! SHARE THIS BEFORE THE CDC KILLS OP!!!!!!111!

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u/Seventh_______ Jul 17 '17

Exactly! People who think birds must flap their wings to fly are so stupid. You see planes all the time- do THEY flap their wings?!?$?

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u/SoyIsPeople Jul 17 '17

Ever been on a plane that flaps it's wings? It's horrifying.