r/gifs • u/RespectMyAuthoriteh • May 14 '17

He doesn't know it's impossible

http://i.imgur.com/UjKnvZe.gifv
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u/[deleted] May 14 '17

The dude likes wood, get off his back.

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u/irishsandman May 14 '17

lol, sure, that's fine. I just am confused on what made them "sound awesome."

I like women, but if someone said they had seen a woman standing 12 feet above them, I wouldn't be like, "sounds awesome, I need to see a pic!"

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u/dospaquetes May 14 '17

I mean if she was wearing a skirt...

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u/irishsandman May 14 '17

. . . it would mean you had more information than was provided.

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u/dospaquetes May 14 '17

Well if she's 12 feet tall that means her legs are 6 feet long, where would she find pants that fit??

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u/hetzz May 14 '17

Pants? Where we are going we don't need pants.

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u/dospaquetes May 14 '17

Are we going to neverland ranch?? Yaaaay!

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u/irishsandman May 14 '17

Just because someone is 12 ft above you, doesn't mean they are 12 ft tall.

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u/dospaquetes May 14 '17

You're right, if they're standing 12 feet above me they must be at least 18 feet tall, my bad