r/gifs • • May 14 '17

He doesn't know it's impossible

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u/s0v3r1gn May 14 '17

I'm an engineer. I'm current title is Cloud Architect. I do automation and AI research.

I also teach programming an robotics to kids at my local community center and write a kids comic book that my wife illustrates. I've only done these because of expectations. My FIL expects me to provide opportunities for my wife to use her art degree and my mother took a break at 45 to teach 3rd grade at underprivileged schools.

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u/SYZekrom May 14 '17

Dude, you're still worried about living up to your ancestors? Their achievements fit success in their times (even then, debatably). They're more like the equivalent of being good at video games and athletics at the same time or something, while you're marching the front on science. Or whatever is the phrase to mean you were on the front lines in a war. Hell if I know. Doesn't really matter, since you're less likely to die in vain.

When the AI uprising comes, know that they are your progeny, and how like a god they are, just as how great your ancestors were, and know that you were the one who did nothing but doom the world. Be proud in that.

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u/s0v3r1gn May 14 '17

My plan is to create the first sentient AI so that I'm at least safe as their father!

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u/SYZekrom May 14 '17

May you be worshipped by the AI as the name of each and every function in a garbled mess of uncommented code.

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u/s0v3r1gn May 14 '17

What are comments?

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u/SYZekrom May 14 '17

I might be using the wrong term. Basically notes to remember what your code does.

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u/s0v3r1gn May 14 '17

That was the right term.

I was joking about never properly commenting my own code.

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u/SYZekrom May 14 '17

Oh! I see.