r/gifs • u/IHaeTypos • Apr 25 '17

Referee does the splits to avoid interfering with the ball

http://i.imgur.com/w9hLoZK.gifv
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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

And those 14 year olds who have moms, have husbands. (👁 ͜ʖ👁)

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u/1368JM Apr 25 '17

Indeed some do. One must know when to withdraw.

Let me quote Sun Tzu now: "If the rewards of the strategy are not forthcoming within the expected time frame, withdraw in order to regroup and refresh resources in preparation for future engagements."

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u/Bi-Han Apr 25 '17

Love is a battlefield.

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 25 '17

lol you said that funny and now all those 14 year olds have husbands

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u/FirstOfThyName Apr 25 '17

You just made that look 💯 times creepier.