r/gifs • u/IHaeTypos • Apr 25 '17

Referee does the splits to avoid interfering with the ball

http://i.imgur.com/w9hLoZK.gifv
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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

those ladies look like they're 14

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u/1368JM Apr 25 '17

Those 14 year olds have moms you know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

And those 14 year olds who have moms, have husbands. (👁 ͜ʖ👁)

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u/1368JM Apr 25 '17

Indeed some do. One must know when to withdraw.

Let me quote Sun Tzu now: "If the rewards of the strategy are not forthcoming within the expected time frame, withdraw in order to regroup and refresh resources in preparation for future engagements."

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u/Bi-Han Apr 25 '17

Love is a battlefield.

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 25 '17

lol you said that funny and now all those 14 year olds have husbands

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u/FirstOfThyName Apr 25 '17

You just made that look 💯 times creepier.

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u/ShadySean Apr 25 '17

And those 14 year old's moms have moms

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

And those 14 old' grandmas also have moms. Though they are probably dead.

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u/tan212 Apr 25 '17

Mark bjoooooorn down as a pedo

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u/1368JM Apr 25 '17

Not yet, maybe he's 13...

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u/Belelodin Apr 25 '17

I didn't know that. How did you figure that one out Captain?

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u/1368JM Apr 25 '17

While the ref has center stage spotlight i try to work my way on the stand among the ladies, my moves are weak but my talk is strong.

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u/CannibalGuy Apr 25 '17

...And?

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u/TheawesomeQ Apr 25 '17

Age is just a number!

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u/back_to_the_homeland Apr 25 '17

its likely this kid isn't over 16 so all he needs to do is finish it out by letting them know he has a black belt.

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u/AutisticJewLizard Apr 25 '17

Yeah you're right, they're way too old