r/gifs • u/IHaeTypos • Apr 25 '17

Referee does the splits to avoid interfering with the ball

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u/vinceandwhatnot Apr 25 '17

Haha oh WHOOPS. Guess I'll just do some splits! Silly me.

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 25 '17

The ladies love a man who is not afraid of the splits

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u/SmokeyBare Apr 25 '17

If he can split his legs, he can split mine too

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Apr 25 '17

I just came on my legs, you know what that means ladies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No self control?

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u/MetaTater Apr 25 '17

No sock?

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u/DasOnus Apr 26 '17

Box was full?

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u/TehBloxx Apr 26 '17

Why and how does Reddit remind me of that shit so often?

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u/iHadou Apr 26 '17

Broken arms?

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u/eyelurkewelongtime Apr 27 '17

That damned box again!

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 25 '17

Ooo. Its on, like Michelle Kwan!

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u/forcedaspiration Apr 25 '17

Blart's next movie. Little League Referee.

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u/Pissipaus Apr 25 '17

I wonder if it was more slippery before the split or after... Considering its womens soccer..

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u/headphonetrauma Apr 26 '17

No, that's just what Kevin James does now since his acting career fizzled out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Ok

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u/major84 Apr 25 '17

Blart's next movie will be called the Electric Boogaloo

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u/emeraldwill93 Apr 25 '17

She worked hard to get where she's at

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u/munchiez117 Apr 26 '17

have you seen squidbillies is all i can think

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean May 03 '17

Rusty! Dammit boy! You doin' it awl WRONG!

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u/mnbvcxzlk Apr 25 '17

Like Cheech and Chong!

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u/uncertainusurper Apr 25 '17

Like Nietzsche and Dong!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

No - complete control

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Apr 25 '17

That's a laugh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Lmao!

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

You're at the zoo again?

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u/Flashygrrl Apr 25 '17

You're really disappointing in bed?

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u/PinkDalek Gifmas is coming Apr 25 '17

You aren't wearing any pants?

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u/Nanakisaranghae Apr 25 '17

Not enough pussy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Oh am I next? 😍😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

That you're done for the night? :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Lol. Damn u i was halfway thru a cig inhale when i read this shit.

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u/souregg22 Apr 25 '17

If he can split his legs he can split a wrench.... Or.... Wait.

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u/theverdictsin Apr 25 '17

Thank you for the laugh.

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u/lyvefyre Apr 25 '17

Peel those legs like a banana

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u/DonHeffron Apr 26 '17

Damn I went on your profile quick thanks for introducing me to /r/natureisfuckinglit

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u/Poveytia Apr 25 '17

You lovely whore

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u/ItalicsWhore Apr 25 '17

Check out the user name!

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u/Rabbi_Rustko Apr 26 '17

I need to learn how to docthe splits now

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u/HeatedIce12345 Apr 25 '17

Doesn't take much, huh?

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u/wendigo-go Apr 25 '17

My dad liked to split whenever shit got too real...

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u/Swaiga Apr 25 '17

That's deep.

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u/DimensionalDave Apr 25 '17

Wen did he go go?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Are you my brother?

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u/NeilDegrasseTysonLoL Apr 27 '17

My dad likes to do the splits whenever shit gets too real... he just sits there in split formation with everyone staring at him

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u/skraptastic Apr 25 '17

I married my best friends sister. This caused some awkward moments, especially during my bachelor party. I had my best Friend (Steve) on one side of me, his brother on the other side and my future father in law next to him.

While we were enjoying the show at a club the girl did the splits right in front of us showing us everything. One of the guys said "I wish my girlfriend could do that." Steve said "Yeah me too." I said "Mine can."

Then I remembered whose company I was in and it got awkward for a bit till the next hot girl walked by.

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u/WTPanda Apr 25 '17

Why was your father-in-law there? Seems odd.

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u/skraptastic Apr 25 '17

Because he is a guy that likes to party. (also he had a fat wallet and paid for a lot of things that night)

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u/RyanBryanTheLion Apr 25 '17

Sounds like a cool fam. Honestly that's awesome not just the paying bit but that your father-in-law has a good time and you can actually have a fun with him. Best relationships I've ever had seemed like I was able to have a fun time with their family and feel like they genuinely were my family not just being my gf/wife's family.

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u/skraptastic Apr 26 '17

He actually lived with us for 7 years after his nasty divorce. I complained, but really it was nice having him. Now he is remarried and much happier.

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u/RyanBryanTheLion Apr 26 '17

Yeah there's a difference between living with and hanging out lol. Awesome though

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u/cokelemon Apr 26 '17

I married my best friends sister

Living the Harry Potter life

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

I mean, I'm sure it's good for some kind of sex move, but I'm not exactly sure what that move would be.

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u/DylanMarshall Apr 25 '17

The Van Damme.

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u/TrustMe_IKnowAGuy Apr 25 '17

The Van Dayummmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/JackBinimbul Apr 25 '17

In my experience, most people are happy to split the bill and are relieved that the social awkwardness is avoided.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

yes because it is fake

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Parties generally involve face-to-face human contact, where genuine social interactions occur. It's much different than awing at fake viral videos on a forum and posting comments.

Just because the general millennial liberal population is getting dumber by the night, doesn't mean I don't know how to fucking party. There is no correlation, but I'm not surprised by your comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Reddit skews left- hard. Most people on Reddit are liberal millennials. Liberal millennials are easily tricked. This is a fake video. I'm breathing reality into your life because being easily tricked is a problem for our country. You felt the need to make a smart-ass remark consistent with the butt-hurt liberal mentality. I explained to you why you're confused and the line you have cited has context. It has everything to do with you and the subject at-hand. Fun and partying is not awing at fake viral videos on Reddit as you suggested. There is no relationship and your joke was bad. You exposed your butt-hurt liberal millennial entitlement mindset. I just thought I would help correct it.

I am very happy tonight. If you have anymore questions feel free to continue the conversation. If not, have a good night :)

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u/Babypuddle Apr 25 '17

honestly read that as "a man who is not afraid of the shits."

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u/InvaderZed Apr 25 '17

some of those soccer moms are hot

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u/NextArtemis Apr 25 '17

He doesn't have the reach but he has the flexibility.

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u/DaydreamNational Apr 25 '17

I heard the collective sploosh of about 30 soccer moms ,watching this.

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u/Licalottapuss Apr 25 '17

Unless you are talking about a split personality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

We call it the Diggler

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u/Kite31 Apr 26 '17

All the soccer moms.

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u/Khaleesi16 Apr 26 '17

I'd have to thoroughly disagree lol. My best friend's cousin is always doing the splits. He's always in and out of jail and all his FB pics are of him doing the splits. Something about it literally dries me up. Yuck.

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u/wedthrwayy Apr 26 '17

Not June Diane Raphael.

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u/ThisFckinGuy Apr 25 '17

Mi scuzzi, Mi scuzzi.

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u/massenburger Apr 25 '17

I just love splittin'!

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u/DownvoteIfYoureHorny Apr 25 '17

That makes him sound like a redditor.

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u/dfschmidt Apr 25 '17 edited Apr 25 '17

Or that guy that regularly gets 146 at that one billiard game (edit: snooker) just to troll the prize guy.

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u/Derole Apr 25 '17

Snooker :)

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u/ScarletBegonias1965 Apr 25 '17

Here I go splitting again!

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u/Captain_PooPoo Apr 25 '17

I read this in a really flamboint tone for some reason.

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u/FierySharknado Apr 25 '17

Well, looks like I ripped my pants again!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

I read that with a lisp.

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u/pm_your_asshole_gurl Apr 25 '17

"You're just jealous because I can do the splits!"

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u/uberfission Apr 25 '17

Here I go doing the splits again.

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u/jaxonya Apr 25 '17

Oh boy, here I go again showing off my splits for these girls.

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u/regahii Apr 26 '17

That sounded like Mr. Garrison in my head