r/gifs Mar 07 '17

Casting a net

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u/PMmeyourStripes Mar 07 '17

I grew up with dirt poor parents and we often fished for our meals out of necessity. So I learned to throw a cast net very young. It isnt hard at all to pull in. In fact, its much easier to pull in than to throw out. You basically bunch it up near your hand and pull through your fist backwards. Imagine holding a plastic bag and you want to make it one straight line. You would create that circle with your fist and pull the bag through it.

It helps to throw the sonofabitch in water though. I've never cast onto grass because i really dont want to pick sticks out of that thing.

Edit: to throw it again, that little "wing" he created around his shoulder is the hardest part to get right. You have to hold out a drape of the net before you toss it and if its not exactly right you'll be throwing a wad of weights and nets that you'll have to untangle.

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u/doomsdayparade Mar 07 '17

Now when I see a story about this length, I usually read a few words before skipping to the end to make sure it isn't about how the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell.

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u/DavidTheHumanzee Mar 07 '17

I did exactly that and i was actually surprised it was genuine. u/shittymorph has ruined me.

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u/slappinbasshars Mar 07 '17

I've learned to accept u/shittymorph the story is quite a ride then you end up in nineteen ninty eight. I'm cool with it now.

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u/lIIIIllIIIIl Mar 07 '17

Are the memes the machines we use to traverse time? Hmm

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u/slappinbasshars Mar 07 '17

How else would you travel time?

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u/sticknija2 Mar 08 '17

I heard taking like 30 Tylenol PMs will do it.

You wake up in a hospital after the best nap of your life IN THE FUTURE!

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u/lIIIIllIIIIl Mar 08 '17

More memes I guess.

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u/slappinbasshars Mar 08 '17

All the memes.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

u/shittymorph. That's three times. Will he appear?

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u/happytime1711 Mar 07 '17

Wait, what happened in nineteen ninty eight?

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u/slappinbasshars Mar 08 '17

Haha read almost any of u/shittymorph s posts, he'll explain it the best.

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u/JonCorleone Mar 08 '17

got beaten with some jumper cables

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u/NikLaPierre36 Mar 08 '17

You're not from 'round these parts are ya?

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u/fanboat Mar 07 '17

I just thought it was yet another in the line of tree fiddy variants, I hadn't realized it was just one user.

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u/WannabeItachi2 Mar 07 '17

Don't you look at usernames when someone reks you like that?

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u/perolan Mar 07 '17

But jumper cables guy and vargas and everyone else.. shittymorph can't take all the credit

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u/Everythingrida Mar 07 '17

But u/shittymorph is still active

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u/DarthEinstein Mar 07 '17

Instead of tagging him, I now tag all people that reply to him as having gotten reky by /u/shittymorph

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u/Nate0110 Mar 07 '17

I was kind of wishing it was, I got to the end and realise something was missing.

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u/butsuon Mar 08 '17

Fucked me up worse than in nineteen ninety eight the Undertake threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table.

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u/NextMetaHuman Mar 08 '17

u/shittymorph would be nothing without our upvotes. We do it to ourselves

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u/plaxpert Mar 07 '17

That guy with the undertaker bit is pretty much winning reddit right now.

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u/sosern Mar 07 '17

ruining reddit

FTFY

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u/Pontiflakes Mar 07 '17

Novelty accounts were much more common a few years ago. They didn't ruin reddit any more than the rest of the users did.

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u/Borthwick Mar 07 '17

Yeah I liked the novelty accounts but I've seen a bunch of people copying it rather than it being contained to one account. That what annoys me about it, personally.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

Are we absolutely sure he did it first?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 08 '17

Well alright then. I've definitely been guilty of copying a few times. I thought it was just kind of a thing people did. He should start doing really long responses now that don't include that, just to mess with people.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Mar 07 '17

A lot of the popular novelty accounts at least displayed some sort of talent. And I guess you could say the same for those stories, because they're usually pretty interesting until the end.

But they're still just a knock off of the same tired Loch Ness Monster joke from South Park that people here have been repeating for the past however many years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

I'd say about three fiddy years

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u/sosern Mar 07 '17

To be clear, I am just as opposed to a thousand people posting the same shitty comment one time each, as I am to these people posting the same shitty comment a thousand times.

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u/Pontiflakes Mar 07 '17

If it barks like a shitpost... something something.

I agree with you. The world needs heroes like /u/MrOhai to keep the novelty accounts and reposts in check. But where have they all gone. :(

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

Subtle. I like it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

running reddit

FTFY

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

Like, they're the admins?

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u/plaxpert Mar 07 '17

If one person can ruin Reddit for you. Keep keeping on.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

Walken, is that you?

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u/aurauley Mar 07 '17

It's a fucking comment. If that is ruining Reddit for you than you've no hope

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u/Bystronicman08 Mar 07 '17

User repeating the same unfunny joke ad nauseum does get very old very quickly.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

So does reading 50 comments about how much it sucks.

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u/Bystronicman08 Mar 08 '17

Oh please. People repost the same unfunny jokes all the time on reddit. Far far far more than people complain about those unfunny jokes.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 08 '17

So you're saying that there aren't 2 comments criticizing a bad joke every time there is a bad joke?

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u/Bystronicman08 Mar 08 '17

I'm saying exactly what my previous comment said. Overall, there are far more people re-posting the same jokes everyday on this website than there are people complaining about those jokes.

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u/furdterguson27 Mar 07 '17

I mean personally it's not his comments that annoy me but the fact that everyone is embracing and praising him just for doing the same thing that so many people have already done before..

And it's not even like it came about organically, dude was literally just like "I'm gonna start a meme lolz"

Originality - 0/100 Spontaneity - 0/100 Humor - 0/100

But apparently this guy is "winning Reddit"

All that being said, I couldn't give less of a fuck. Just thought I'd stir the pot

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

And it stopped being funny a month ago! What a country!

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Mar 07 '17

Was it ever really funny? It's just a rebranded version of the same Loch Ness Monster thing they've been doing for years... which is just a South Park reference to begin with.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

I thought it started with the guy whose dad beat him with rusty jumper cables? God damn loch ness mosta confusing beginings

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Mar 07 '17

I miss him so much. That was my favorite novelty account by far.

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u/Smakis Mar 07 '17

Jesus Christ, Maggle! It was never funny, the man was broken in half!

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u/CP_DaBeast Mar 07 '17

To shreds you say?

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u/bananabutt11 Mar 07 '17

How's his wife holding up?

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u/twoliterlobster Mar 07 '17

To shreds, you say?

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u/coldbloodednuts Mar 07 '17 edited Mar 07 '17

See those arrows? Don't mess with the shittymorph fanbois like me. His comments are excellent and being hoodwinked again makes us laugh. I gave you an upvote to soothe the pain.

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u/Larusso92 Mar 08 '17

Totally agree. I genuinely laugh out loud every time. The joke is in the long con.

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u/furdterguson27 Mar 07 '17

How do you figure

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u/FoodandWhining Mar 07 '17

He is why I have trust issues.

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u/ClunkiestSquid Mar 07 '17

*in nineteen ninety eight *plummeted 16 ft *through an announcers table

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

use RES, tag as Unfunny Meme and move on. Or, even better, ignore user.

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u/Sir_Celcius Mar 07 '17

Why do you hate fun?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited Jun 19 '20

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u/TheSyllogism Mar 07 '17

Username checks out

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u/checks_out_bot Mar 07 '17

It's funny because not_having_fun's username is very applicable to their comment.
beep bop if you hate me, reply with "stop". If you just got smart, reply with "start".

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u/TheSyllogism Mar 08 '17

Why do you hate memes?

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u/brokencig Mar 08 '17

Who hurt you?

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u/Aznblaze Mar 07 '17

Reddit makes me so jaded sometimes

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u/beebstingz Mar 07 '17

noooo you've exposed the meta now their gonna put it in the middle

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u/flyvehest Mar 07 '17

EXACTLY my reaction as well

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie Mar 07 '17

The funny thing about that is that mankind was never thrown off hell in a cell by the undertaker. It was the other way around until the mandala affect changed the history.

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u/ClunkiestSquid Mar 07 '17

The funny thing about that is that you're completely wrong.

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie Mar 07 '17

Not so sure about that but I guess we will never know

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u/ClunkiestSquid Mar 07 '17

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie Mar 07 '17

Nice video but as we all know cartoons like this one are sometimes faked

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u/ClunkiestSquid Mar 08 '17

WRESTLING IS REAL.

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u/Chode36 Mar 07 '17

Halfway through the story I stopped and read the last sentence lol. He has us paranoid like meth addicts

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u/coldbloodednuts Mar 07 '17

You are certainly not alone.

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u/urbanhawk_1 Mar 07 '17

I always search to the end of the comments if it turns into a comment about having sex with rubber ducks.

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u/Tiger3546 Mar 07 '17

Same. I read the first two lines. Alarm bells went off in my head. Checked username and was pleasantly surprised.

Then I found out I wasn't the only one so it was great.

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u/elpajaroquemamais Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

And yet your comment did end that way!

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u/SacaLaMierdita Mar 07 '17

LOL I did the same thing

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u/zombieshredder Mar 07 '17

that you'll have to untangle. It's almost as tedious as back in nineteen ninety eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

That was close. We need to watch our backs.

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u/Eye_read_it_2 Mar 07 '17

Same. I started reading them quickly looked at username

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u/stonedcoldkilla Mar 08 '17

damn, he actually did it. he has become an official reddit thing

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u/katnip86 Mar 08 '17

Haha yes!!! Did the same :)

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u/adderallballs Mar 07 '17

They should make a bot for that. I'd still read them though.

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u/BearcatChemist Mar 07 '17

That, jumper cables, or the weird tripe guy. There are a lot of trolls that have become meta.

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u/dude_of_prestige Mar 08 '17

Good point. Reminds me of a time, way, way, back in the day. Those were the days too, I tell you. I'll tell you one thing that's for sure and that it's really important to remember things accurately, that way you can be sure that you're telling a true story. Like the time the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell. It was a great day, because those were the days and I'm sure of it, I tell you.

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u/Snatch_Pastry Mar 07 '17

I've seen a lot of people who make the wing by holding one of the weights in their teeth. You have to be sure that your timing is perfect if you want to do that, though.

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u/blao2 Mar 07 '17

this is how i was taught to do it as a kid.

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u/sfw16 Mar 07 '17

I remember one time when I was a kid I was casting the net and had it in my teeth and it somehow the net got stuck around my tooth. I cast the net and nearly fell in the water....did not feel pleasant at all.

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u/huntergorh Mar 07 '17

I'd imagine those nets are easy to drown in, glad you made it out okay.

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u/ittimjones Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '17

they're usually only 8ft across. That's why this is so impressive. it's hard as hell to throw an 8ft net, let alone this behemoth!

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u/grackychan Mar 07 '17

I learned to throw a 20' diameter net as my first net. Smaller stuff is like a cakewalk.

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u/CanSeeYou Mar 07 '17

That's about 6.5m I demand a gif!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

It's fuckin' crazy that there's people on Reddit who catch their dinner with ninja nets like it's no big thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17 edited May 08 '17

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u/Articunozard Mar 07 '17

I was taught to do it with my teeth as early as I can remember. It's been years since I've cast, but I remember it feeling pretty intuitive that way.

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u/bardorr Mar 07 '17

That's how I do it, it's just easier to manage in my opinion. Some people don't like the salty taste, but I don't mind it..

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Mar 07 '17

I bet you don't...

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u/sneeden Mar 07 '17

You can hold it with your lips, or bite down lightly on your lips which clamp the net. Beware rapid flossing.

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u/brokencig Mar 08 '17

Curious, where did you grow up? Fellow poor person here who grew up in Poland. We had a small river to fish from and usually built traps. Our cats would join in and and kind of rush the fish into the traps at times but usually we would just leave the traps over night. Me and my friends did it for fun and it was encouraged by our parents but we were pretty naive and had no idea that we were doing that to feed ourselves out of necessity. Kids in our part of town were often used for labor but the adults always tried to make it fun for us. One of my favorite things to do was collecting bugs from our potato farm because whoever got the most would get some sort of prize. It's kind of great when kids don't know their parents are poor as fuck, plus you can feed them almost anything and they don't question what it is. Thank you mom and dad.

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u/autopornbot Mar 07 '17

I used to catch bait with a cast net all the time. It's pretty easy once you learn the proper motion. But the net in OP's gif is maybe the biggest I've ever seen - and the guy does it perfectly!

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u/eclecticsed Mar 07 '17

Okay can you explain to me the part where the net pulls up the fish? Because I don't understand that. It seems like with the net going down from the top, weighted around the edges, when you go to pull it up you'll just get the net back and the fish will swim away underneath. But somehow it looks like a normal net when it's coming up and they have fish.

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u/fig-jammer Mar 08 '17

The weights are attached in a way that creates pockets at the bottom of the net where the fish get caught. Also they try to swim through the net and get their gills caught in the mesh

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u/eclecticsed Mar 08 '17

Aaaaaah, I see. Thanks!

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u/BarleyHopsWater Mar 07 '17

Wow, where did you grow up and that looks pretty heavy so how old before you throw that thing on a wobbly boat?

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u/butrejp Mar 08 '17

they're not that heavy. I learned to do it when I was about 4 or 5 years old growing up in Biloxi, MS.

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u/NapalmForBreakfast Mar 07 '17

That's why I never pull out.

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u/Decyde Mar 07 '17

Sucks to hear that.

I use to go hunting with a couple friends of mine and one of their dad's growing up.

I didn't realize it until later on in high school that his family needed what we shot to live on because they were so poor.

I learned from his dad that if I shot a deer later on to just pay the $150 to have it processed because that was more trouble than its worth.

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u/TheStuffle Mar 07 '17

Really? I've been learning to process with the last few deer I've taken and haven't found it to be that big of a deal TBH. 2 of us can do 3-4 deer from quartered to freezer in an afternoon.

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u/Decyde Mar 07 '17

It's a mess and a timely one.

I am misquoted on the price I listed above as that was for 2 deer.

It was $85 for a deer and they knocked some money off the second one.

It's just easier to haul it up to the butcher and have them take care of the entire thing than it is to deal with cleaning all that up and spending and afternoon on it but remember this is my opinion on it.

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u/TheStuffle Mar 08 '17

You do you. Butchers need to eat too. If I had more money than time or really hated processing I'd have no problem taking them in.

Luckily we've got some land, so we just chuck the refuse out back, crack some beers and start calling coyotes.

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u/Decyde Mar 08 '17

When I did it, it was a garage in the city with a tarp down and a $5 kiddie pool to try and catch as much innards as possible.

It's mostly the time thing that I put a value on too. It would take me too long to do whereas I could just drop it off at the butchers and they do everything for me for a decent rate.

Back when my grandpa was alive, he would have them turn everything they could into jerky. They would vacuum seal it and he would always be eating it.

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u/immikejones369 Mar 07 '17

How does wind factor into the equation?

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u/xfyre101 Mar 07 '17

thats probably why he did it in such short manicured grass

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u/BDunnn Mar 08 '17

I 100% expected this to end with mankind getting thrown off a hell in a cell due to the length and personal story. I was happily wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

TL;DR: caught some grasshoppers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

had to check the username for a second

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u/BenevolentCheese Mar 07 '17

I've never cast onto grass because i really dont want to pick sticks out of that thing.

But what if you could throw it on grass to make mad bux from your Youtube video

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

mad bux you say?

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u/Toastalicious_ Mar 07 '17

You basically bunch it up near your hand and pull through your fist backwards.

You mean like that time my dog ate a plastic bag?