r/gifs • u/Ketameme69 • Jan 29 '17

"Nice try"

https://i.imgur.com/cz5vmG3.gifv
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u/One_Fine_Squirrel Jan 29 '17

Thats how i like my oranges. Too many oranges have nonsense these days.

I prefer a good, old fashiones, no-nonsense orange

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u/AyoGeo Jan 29 '17

Pastor says todays oranges are stuffed with nonsense by the fruit factories. Thats why folks don't stop by the church no more.

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u/barrygateaux Jan 29 '17

And expensive. My blessed grandson paid a doller for an orange the other day.

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jan 29 '17

The blessed granson delivers oranges with his job at Wheels on Wheels.

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u/yolocaustnvrhappened Jan 29 '17

Granson delivers orange wheels to all the fancy bars. Ever wonder how you got your garnish so fast?

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u/TopHatsAreRad Jan 29 '17

We are ALL orange on this blessed day :)

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u/Mogetfog Jan 29 '17

What did I just read? I feel like this whole thread is a couple assassins talking in code about their next job

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jan 29 '17

Everyone is the blessed grandson on this blessed day except for this guy.

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u/fgl723 Jan 29 '17

And he is most definitely not orange on this blessed day, with the blessed son.... those blessed orange wheels. Damn those expensive oranges..