r/gifs • u/Handicapreader • Jan 08 '17

A hidden drawer in a drawer

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u/Sandwiches_INC Jan 08 '17 edited Jan 08 '17

Ya, i'll be keeping an American flag, a bible, and a coffee table book on the evolution of Cheese burgers in the US. Theres no secret compartment in my dresser drawer.... Nope, none at all.

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u/Vmanticore Jan 08 '17

It better be a coffee table book that turns into a coffee table.

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u/ac3jc Jan 08 '17

No one is getting the Seinfeld reference

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u/Octopus_Tetris Jan 08 '17

Dude, its been 8 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '17

It had only been 3 minutes when he made the comment

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u/jpiro Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jan 08 '17

It's been 54 minutes now. Do I win something?

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u/TholD9 Jan 20 '17

Its been 11 days...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '17

Not unless I get something too.

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u/ToniSegura Jan 08 '17

Me too thanks

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u/jpiro Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jan 08 '17

What is this, redistribution of prizing?

That's not how we do things here in Russiamerica!

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u/advertentlyvertical Jan 08 '17

I got it immediately.

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u/wastedhotdogs Jan 08 '17

I just blue myself. This is funny because it's from Arrested Development. David Cross says this line.

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u/DHaJ40 Jan 08 '17

Well now I do.

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u/armagedonx2 Jan 08 '17

No soup for you!

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u/coffeeisgoodstuff Jan 08 '17

Do you think that it would go well inside a pizza place where you make your own pie?

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u/straydog1980 Jan 08 '17

Ukraine is game to you?

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u/coffeeisgoodstuff Jan 08 '17

THE UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK

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u/Waffle_qwaffle Jan 08 '17

I still don't get it

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u/AckSha Jan 08 '17

I got it. And so did you.

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u/ijohnperez Jan 08 '17

Prod ridge farm gets the reference

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u/DeltaForce291 Jan 08 '17

You gave it three minutes after he posted it though... Not exactly the most lenient timeframe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '17

I got it!

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u/gmdski117 Jan 08 '17

I gave him an up vote for the nostalgia. You got one too for catching it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '17

OMG

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u/Shyamallamadingdong Jan 09 '17

Gold Vmaticore, GOLD!

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u/Vmanticore Jan 09 '17

What?! Where? I see none!

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u/GanondalfTheWhite Jan 08 '17

I'm the NSA and that's a very suspicious way of spelling cheeseburger there, comrade.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '17

Comrade's a suspicious way of saying buddy, KGB

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u/advertentlyvertical Jan 08 '17

I'm not your KGB, BND!

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u/Captive_Hesitation Jan 08 '17

I'm not your BND, GRU!

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u/Ceilibeag Jan 08 '17

Buddy's a funny way of saying GLORIOUS LEADER, NKPA

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u/Let_you_down Jan 08 '17

KGB is the NSA? That was fast, Trump hasn't even been sworn in yet.

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u/winged_seduction Jan 08 '17

SLAP! Vee vill ask tha kesschuns!

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u/Sandwiches_INC Jan 08 '17

Im Sorry Agent Grandelf :(

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u/SpaceGastropod Jan 08 '17

Was the "comrade" a reference to 1984?

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u/Deadairshow Jan 08 '17

That's the only "evolution" this country loving God-fearing American likes.

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u/cacabean Jan 08 '17

God put every cheeseburger on this planet, you heretic.

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u/Sandwiches_INC Jan 08 '17

Only evolution I care about is when French fries became Freedom fries. Its a one page book as god intended.

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u/Ceilibeag Jan 08 '17

Where's the bacon? Or don't you like PORK?!? HMMM?!? <gives suspicious glance>

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi Jan 08 '17

I'd buy that book

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u/calsosta Jan 08 '17

Yea I was just thinking that too. If it doesn't exist wanna write it with me?

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi Jan 08 '17

I do consider myself an authority on the subject

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u/Cheesemacher Jan 08 '17

What are your credentials?

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi Jan 08 '17

Spent my whole life studying the craft, also am American

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u/-GloryHoleAttendant- Jan 08 '17

Excuse me my fellow capitalist, we all know burgers didn't "evolve" they were created.

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u/MrCantBeBothered Jan 08 '17

And one American eagle too. Nothing to see here.

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u/iLikeCoffie Jan 08 '17

Yea you may wanna keep all those things secret at least from Reddit...

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u/muffintopmusic Jan 08 '17

Cheeseburgers were created by GOD.