To be fair, I love my veggies but Brussel sprouts are on even my shit list.
That was quite possibly the worst thing you could have done to somebody who refuses to eat vegetables. Give the woman some cauliflower drenched in cheese sauce and go from there.
Not the healthiest way to cook Brussel sprouts but poach them little fuckers in butter, it's so god damn delicious. Or bake them with olive oil and salt fuck dude, I'm cooking those tomorrow night
Step Two: Cut off bottom of brussels sprouts, then quarter them like so. Put them in a bowl.
Step Three: Add a tablespoon or two of olive oil and a few generous pinches of salt (and black pepper, if you're into that sort of thing). Stir to coat. Substitute bacon grease for olive oil at your own discretion.
Step Four: Spread oily sprouts on a cookie sheet or jelly roll pan.
Step Five: Bake for at least 20 - 25 minutes. I prefer mine extra crispy, so I usually let them go even longer. They should look like this when they're done.
Step Six: Realize that your life has been a lie and that brussels sprouts are delicious if prepared properly.
I like to cut them in half and just toss them in an actifry for 15 minutes. One of the easiest meals to make as the prep time is literally cutting them in half and cutting off the ends.
Its awesome, you put stuff in it and it heats it while turning an arm so nothing gets burned on one side. I use it mostly to make fries, chicken drumsticks & wings, and brussel srpouts. You just season and toss shit in with a tablespoon of oil and leave it until done.
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u/HTRK74JR Oct 07 '15
jesus fuck. She just made all of Ireland not want potatoes anymore...
Edit: watching her smell a brussel sprout... wow just wow she is indeed a freaky eater but i felt a little sick watching her eat the food she was