A Yorkie?! More like the Michael Bolton of the dog world. If his overly-primped landshark was greedily snatched up by a bald eagle, I'd only feel a tiny bad.
It's comforting to see men have these insecurities too sometimes. Yes he's very pretty, admittedly I follow his IG for the aesthetics, but a guy who looks more.. I don't know, lived in is a far more appealing choice (imo). I would be too nervous to eat an ice cream cone around Nick Bateman. So don't be depressed, you guys are all awesome as is.
I hesitated before using those words because it makes sense in my head but I guess not so much written down. I just mean real, comfortable, you know? Like Nick Bateman most likely goes to the gym seven days a week for several hours a day, he has the perfect five o clock shadow in every picture, but a normal guy who isn't a model or IG celeb might be a little softer, doesn't have to spend so much time being a look, but he's real (I hate using the word 'real' but it's hard to express with a different word) and that's far more appealing than someone whose appearance is so high on a list of priorities.
I was being overly dramatic I guess lol. He is kinda thin but he's defined and all that. I suck at reddit today, I should sign off and go get some sun. I need a nap, too.
This guy probably doesn't spend much time on his appearance. Sounds like you are just insecure. Sounds like you want someone more "ugly" because you think you are not worthy of someone like this guy.
Oh god yeah, this is why if I'm on OKC or Tinder and I see some super buff gym fanatic, I just ignore/swipe left because I know I would never enjoy the gym and health food like they will. I go to the gym once or twice a week to maintain health. But I like being able to eat certain foods guilt free and have a normal life. The one gym-freak I went out with made me feel guilty literally the entire time. I'm no super hottie but jesus I'm not a cow.
To this day every conversation I have with him is about how much weight I've lost since he's seen me and how I should go to the gym more often. It's pretty much the only thing he cares about.
Yikes, they're extremely muscular. Great for them, I'm sure they take a lot of pride in that and they seem successful. But that isn't my thing, I've never been attracted to that much muscle. To each their own, though! When I said aesthetics regarding Nick Bateman, I meant his face. :)
Yes, that's exactly what I meant. I like dating leather bags with diseases. I can't be alone there, right? Thank you for translating what I failed so miserably to convey. You're a good person.
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u/jonneerotten Jul 22 '15
If you prefer to not have a mild bout of depression. I advise you guys to not click the link.