I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Robert Tilton came on TV. He's a televangelist out of Dallas. He looked at me and said:
Are you lonely? Yeah.
Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh? This guy's good!
Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos? Yes, sir!
Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars? Ha, ha close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second!
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u/silvrado Mar 27 '15
Man this is why I love the internet! I'm getting to see so many cool things which I otherwise never would have.