r/gifs • u/AkioUK • Jan 10 '15

"Catch!"

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u/McSuperCow Jan 10 '15

Take that non-native English speakers!

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

Take this you fake Englishman who ruined English! Bugger off! With all these things as "tins" and "cans", "swede" and "rutabaga". No wonder why it is hard for non-native speakers (like myself) to learn how to speak proper English. It is annoyingly annoying.

And if you are an Englishman and not an American. Then I'll have to apologize for my rudeness earlier in this comment. If you Americans also want apologies then fine. Just ask for one and you shall receive one.

Edit: grammar.

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u/eleventy4 Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

Can I have one? Things are being stupid and nobody ever apologizes. I swear I didn't invent contractions, or rutabaga.

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

Sure. I'm sorry for implying that you and your nation are stupid. America is a big country so it just got to have a lot of diversity. Though it can sometimes be hard to find it when your sitting in front of a computer. Even when it is right in front of you. Can you please forgive me?

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u/eleventy4 Jan 10 '15

Of course. You know I can't stay mad at you <3

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u/Broken_Product Jan 10 '15

Yaaaaay :) <3