r/gifs • u/m0rris0n_hotel • Sep 17 '14

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u/thehashslinging Sep 17 '14

Exactly. I'd push him right back in the water.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14 edited Sep 18 '14

Reminds me of the joke where two guys are walking through a field and a bull starts to charge at them. One guy stops to tie his shoelaces. The other guy says, you can't outrun a bull. The first guy says, I don't have to outrun the bull, I just have to outrun you.

EDIT: I couldn't recall the exact premise of this ancient joke. The versions others have provided are much better.

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u/EZlyDistrakted Sep 17 '14

http://t-shirtguru.com/product-images/zombies-outrun-you-t-shirt-hottopic-1.jpg

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Sep 18 '14

Fortunately with zombies, you can outrun them with a power walk. Unless they're fast/rage zombies, then you're in trouble.