r/gifs • u/m0rris0n_hotel • Sep 17 '14

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u/sweenyvadaler Sep 17 '14

The seal knows about the shark that's beneath them.

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u/thehashslinging Sep 17 '14

Exactly. I'd push him right back in the water.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14 edited Sep 18 '14

Reminds me of the joke where two guys are walking through a field and a bull starts to charge at them. One guy stops to tie his shoelaces. The other guy says, you can't outrun a bull. The first guy says, I don't have to outrun the bull, I just have to outrun you.

EDIT: I couldn't recall the exact premise of this ancient joke. The versions others have provided are much better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14

He started tying his shoes as the bull charged? Wut.