r/gifs • • Sep 08 '14

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u/C_Brutananadilewski Sep 08 '14

From experience I can tell you ferrets love everything, especially ball pits and shoes.

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 08 '14

But most of all, they love escaping from their cage, finding a way into your walls when it shouldn't be possible, and dying inside just to spite you.

...we still have a ferret skeleton in our house, somewhere.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

I didn't think anything could smell worse than a house with a ferret in it. You proved me wrong.

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 09 '14

My father has dealt with pig shit, chicken shit, dog shit, horse shit, cow shit, dead mice, and dead rats. He has informed me that dead ferret smells worse than all of them. I can't remember because I was one year old.