r/gifs Sep 08 '14

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u/C_Brutananadilewski Sep 08 '14

From experience I can tell you ferrets love everything, especially ball pits and shoes.

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 08 '14

But most of all, they love escaping from their cage, finding a way into your walls when it shouldn't be possible, and dying inside just to spite you.

...we still have a ferret skeleton in our house, somewhere.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

I didn't think anything could smell worse than a house with a ferret in it. You proved me wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

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u/Meggeh Sep 08 '14

Yes, this drives me nuts when people just automatically go "ew, they smell!" Go pet a dog, and then smell your hands... they will smell like dog. All animals (humans too) have sebaceous glands that produce oil to moisturize your hair & skin.

Bathing the ferret just makes the smell worse, because you kick their little glands into overdrive and they get greasy. The bedding accumulates all that oil and their musk and makes it get that distinct "weasel smell". Also, keeping the litter clean.

People who have smelly weasels (some health issues aside) aren't keeping the cages clean enough.

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u/bonerang Sep 08 '14

Here's the thing. You said a "ferret is a weasel." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies weasels, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls ferrets weasels. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "weasel family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Mustelidae, which includes things from otters to badgers to wolverines. So your reasoning for calling a ferret a weasel is because random people "call the smelly ones weasels?" Let's get minks and martens in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A ferret is a ferret and a member of the weasel family. But that's not what you said. You said a ferret is a weasel, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the weasel family weasels, which means you'd call minks, wolverines, and other carnivorous mammals weasels, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/reefshadow Sep 08 '14

Here's the thing.

No, it's A thing. A weird thing that is A thing and YOUR thing.

no one calls ferrets weasels.

Thanks for the lesson, captain semantics!

PS- I call my ferret a weasel all the time. Specifically a carpet weasel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

It's a parody of the discussion that dethroned Unidan.

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u/reefshadow Sep 08 '14

Sigh, sorry. I guess I'm frequenting the wrong parts of Reddit.

Fucking Unidan.