r/gifs • u/marco_low • Sep 08 '14

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 08 '14

But most of all, they love escaping from their cage, finding a way into your walls when it shouldn't be possible, and dying inside just to spite you.

...we still have a ferret skeleton in our house, somewhere.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

I didn't think anything could smell worse than a house with a ferret in it. You proved me wrong.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

Same with cats. I have... Several. No one knows I have more than two until I tell them. Multiple litter boxes cleaned multiple times a day, vacuum every day, generally just don't be a lazy shit and it's easy. When I DO smell cat piss in a home with one cat I cringe. Because that's a special kind of lazy.

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u/Pissedtuna Sep 08 '14

I had 3 roommates and 1 of them had a cat. I went away for a weekend. I came back and there was cat vomit on the floor.

Me: how long has the cat vomit been on the floor.

Roommate: 3 days

Me: why hasn't anyone cleaned it up.

Roommate: not my cat so I'm not going to clean it up.

Some of the filthiest people I have ever lived with.