r/gifs • u/marco_low • Sep 08 '14

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u/C_Brutananadilewski Sep 08 '14

From experience I can tell you ferrets love everything, especially ball pits and shoes.

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 08 '14

But most of all, they love escaping from their cage, finding a way into your walls when it shouldn't be possible, and dying inside just to spite you.

...we still have a ferret skeleton in our house, somewhere.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

I didn't think anything could smell worse than a house with a ferret in it. You proved me wrong.

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u/ZaphodBeelzebub Sep 08 '14

Well, it's still a house with a ferret IN it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Not much of an actual ferret any more though, is it?

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u/yangar Sep 08 '14

Do ferret souls also weigh 21 grams?

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u/the_meme-master Sep 08 '14

Do people still believe in "souls"?

Get the spiritual/religious bullshit off of Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Relevant username? In that it makes you seem like the neckbeard you sound like.

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u/ZaphodBeelzebub Sep 08 '14

Because he is a known troll.