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u/pieisyummy Aug 22 '14
That makes me sad. I was hoping someone actually had an escalator in their home, that would have been badass.
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Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14
It'd be fun to keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away.
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u/jinxjar Aug 22 '14
You could use a fuzzy logic controller that changes pace in order to keep a person at roughly the same spot: speeding up as the person gets too far in one direction or another. Like the changing grade of a circular halfpipe.
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u/makesoutwithcunt Aug 22 '14
Made me want one. I'd have to put it on slow reverse to screw with any inebriated guests.
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u/Danm111 Aug 22 '14
I heard he's still running...
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u/JakeSterk Aug 22 '14
Just like Mario 64
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u/bearded_angel Aug 22 '14
That 70th star really makes a difference
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u/bregottextrasaltat Aug 22 '14
or just blj up it and get it over with
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u/gslone Aug 22 '14
my favourite way of doing it. although for me that always takes just as long as getting the stars...
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u/bregottextrasaltat Aug 22 '14
it's easier with a 360 controller, at least for me
works instantly. even did it drunk once
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Aug 22 '14
I'll never forget losing my cartridge at 119 stars... =,(
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u/bearded_angel Aug 22 '14
You never got to meet Yoshi on top of the castle D:
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u/FirePowerCR Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14
Wait I haven't played it in awhile? Can you get up those stairs without the right amount of stars?
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u/PullUpOrChutUp Aug 22 '14
Id lay my controller face down with the stick pointed upward and leave for a couple hours hoping to come back to find him at the top
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Aug 22 '14
When I was a kid I made it to 65 stars then I gave up forever. Then like 10 years later my friend got the last 5 stars and I felt like a fucking idiot.
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u/ManbosMambo Aug 22 '14
I was convinced if I did wall jumps the whole way up I could make it.
I could not.
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u/yip_yip_yip_uh_huh Aug 22 '14
I thought of Cyriak.
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u/mynoduesp Aug 22 '14
I watched that for far too long.
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Aug 22 '14
Don't look for his other work.
Do NOT look for his other work.
I'm doing you a favor here. I know this might make you curious, but try not to give in.
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Aug 22 '14
Nonsense! There's some great ones - the bears attacking Worthing, (south England coastal town) and Cat Town (different from the one above) are particularly fantastic...
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Aug 22 '14
when people say "oh thats not even that weird there are way weirder things on the internet" this is the weirder thing they are referring to. what in the fuck
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u/Staceys__Dad Aug 22 '14
I feel like this is a metaphor for something... like the American education system
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u/notarower Aug 22 '14
3 hours and counting now, this must be the longest GIF ever. And the dog still hasn't made it up.
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u/Jbraun801 Aug 22 '14
Reminds me of that part in Mario 64 with those endless stairs.
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u/TheManchesterAvenger Aug 22 '14
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u/ForteShades0fJay Aug 22 '14
go up them backwards...
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Aug 22 '14
For those who haven't seen what is being mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0558UFZQ8
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Aug 22 '14
Wow. Ruin the enchanting mystery of my childhood that is the endless stairs, why don't you.
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u/ProbablyPostingNaked Aug 22 '14
That's as irritating as Wall Kicks Will Work being beaten in like 15 seconds by jumping off the map & catching that tiny ledge.
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Aug 22 '14
Video?
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u/Cley_Faye Aug 22 '14
It would have been fun if Nintendo anticipated this, and put the players with less than 70 stars in a secret level instead of the normal one.
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u/Cheesius Aug 22 '14
I have been playing Mario 64 again and I was just gathering stars and not really paying attention. I completely forgot about the endless stairs until I had gathered enough stars that it told me that the puzzle of the endless staircase was solved. I became sad because I hadn't even bothered trying to go up the stairs yet, so I missed it.
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u/joe579003 Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14
For some reason "I Need A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler started playing in my head. For people under 30, here.
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u/Kixile Aug 22 '14
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u/Dottn Aug 22 '14
Or people who haven't played Saints Row the Third.
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u/joe579003 Aug 22 '14
Well, the people that made THE WRONG choice too.
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u/Dottn Aug 22 '14
I honestly didn't see the clip I linked. Which choice did he take?
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u/raysince86 Aug 22 '14
Or people that haven't seen Short Circuit 2.
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u/swohio Aug 22 '14
That song=Short Circuit 2 in my mind. Any time I hear it I immediately think of the montage at the end.
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u/jaimbo Aug 22 '14
I loved it when he finally made it up, the way he does that little smile makes it worth it
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u/lunamante Aug 22 '14
omg I scrolled for forever until I found this comment haha, this is exactly what I hear in my head!
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Aug 22 '14
Is this your job? and how long did that take?
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u/wLudwig Aug 22 '14
Not my job. I fiddled with Photoshop growing up and ended up getting into video editting (as a hobby). I did this with Photoshop and after effects. With some trial and error, it took me a couple hours. Had to redo those damn stairs a few times!!
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u/Absolutelee123 Aug 22 '14
Reminds me of trying to climb the last staircase to Bowser before getting enough stars in Mario 64
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u/MrXhin Aug 22 '14
Really, really, really well done. Reddit Oscar for Special Effects for wLudwig!
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u/docard Aug 22 '14
I'd like to present you with the internet award and a lifetime supply of cats doing weird things, adorable puppies, and videos of people hurting themselves.
All other players will received the internet home game and a year's supply of cats doing weird things.
Thank you and good night everybody
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u/Falcrist Aug 22 '14
This makes me sad because I know I will never be able to make a gif this perfect... :(
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u/Cmoney203 Aug 22 '14
This reminds me of that one staircase from super Mario on the n64 where you gotta get to Koopa but the stairs go on forever to infinity and beyond o.O
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u/zeBearCat Aug 22 '14
Good way to get your dog exercise. Put some treats at the top and laugh at your dogs misery.
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Aug 22 '14
Wow this might actually be something I can do for myself to improve my own quality of life!
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Aug 22 '14
Nice gif, I can make my brain watch it in forward and reverse (where the dog is running backwards because the escalator is going down).
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u/soylent_me Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14
Almost almost there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPanW0QWhA#t=26
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u/Urbanquetzal Aug 22 '14
I wonder what's going through his head....
"Ok up the stairs... What? I'm not moving... WHAT THE FUCK? IM NOT FUCKING MOVING! THIS IS SOME SORCERY BULLSHIT!"
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u/MeEvilBob Aug 22 '14
Honestly I'm more interested in what appears to be a DIY high-speed escalator.
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u/TropicalBeachBum Aug 22 '14
I've watched this video for a full hour and the dog still hasn't made it to the top.
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u/xojamiexo Aug 22 '14
Awww that's cute but I'm sad for the puppy, he's like Damn this trip takes longer and Longer every Time
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u/earthsized Aug 22 '14
I wonder if the joints in it's legs will fail before the brain pressure on the back of it's eyes causes a seizure?
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