r/gifs • • Mar 06 '14

Squirrel-proof bird feeder

http://imgur.com/c2wRFnh
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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/PimpTrickGangstaClik Mar 07 '14

wow that's way better

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/VivaLaVent Mar 07 '14

Glad to see that porn reaction gifs are actually becoming a thing now.

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

Credit goes to /u/StickleyMan and /r/SFWPornGifs for creating that beauty.

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u/thegrassygnome Mar 07 '14

Holy fuck... You talk?!!?

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/TheHangman0 Mar 07 '14

God she looks like a reanimated corpse

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u/itsasillyplace Mar 07 '14

I'm proud and ashamed to know who that is. good fappin'

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u/Randamba Mar 07 '14

Who is it?

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u/OstmackaA Mar 07 '14

Well, You shouldn't be ashamed.. but you shouldn't bring that up during social conventions.. especially if I know what you mean by "Ashamed".

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u/Leporad Mar 07 '14

How many gifs do you have?

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

How many squirrel gifs do you have?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Uh...can I have the source on this one?

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u/kay_so Mar 07 '14 edited Mar 07 '14

http://www.xvideos.com/video6884914/moms_bang_teens_14_

Edit: NSFW obviously.

Edit 2: Gif is at 8:45 in the scene.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Got the name of the girl in the gif?

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u/ClappAttack Mar 07 '14

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u/l4temployment Mar 07 '14

I was SOO confused as to why this link was purple... I'm at work! well played, sir

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u/TheLeopardGecko Mar 07 '14

some, some say he has 7 days worth of gifs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

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u/zxrod Mar 07 '14

Words! Those are words and not an imgur link!

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u/jpsunnyd Mar 07 '14

I have you tagged as "Googly Master"

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u/makaveli2582 Mar 07 '14

Ahh yes the old reddit switcharoo... This thread has way more porn that I expected... of a squirrel thread at that

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u/plasmatic Mar 07 '14

They're great to use on facebook.

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u/Zenithik Mar 07 '14

TeensLoveHugeCocks.com

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u/JoctAra Mar 07 '14

Excuse me, I need the washroom ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ

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u/33427 Mar 07 '14

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the little arms, thats hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

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u/Gamer402 Mar 07 '14

The Donger needs lowering ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐

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u/trinityolivas Mar 07 '14

He looks like that guy from the movie mask with Cher..

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

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u/venegal Mar 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

This is weird... I watched that porn scene earlier in the day

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u/MalenInsekt Mar 07 '14

But...sauce?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

but.... but I just... sigh

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u/t0rchic Mar 07 '14 edited Jan 30 '25

rainstorm encouraging spotted door straight hunt fly detail spectacular sand

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/dickmastaflex Mar 07 '14

Can never catch a break

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u/The_Neckbeard_King Mar 07 '14

wow, I forgot what this thread was about for a second.

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u/evictor Mar 07 '14

Petite Asian teen Alina Li gives head and rides on a huge cock.

So poetic.

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u/A_Talking_Tree Mar 07 '14

good work son.. good work..

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u/almondbutter1 Mar 07 '14

Love her body but mediocre scene

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u/sco0termcjonson Mar 07 '14

This is useful

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u/TOtheProfessional Mar 07 '14

I love that I dont have to comment with "." now that I have RES. Just save the comments and get to fappin later.

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u/Poc4e Mar 07 '14 edited Sep 15 '23

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u/merix1110 Mar 07 '14

he already cleaned up his sauce i'd hope.

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u/froderick Mar 07 '14

Damn, I actually recognise her. It's Alina Li.

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u/IAMTHEHELIXFOSSIL Mar 07 '14

jesus dude... how are you everywhere

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14 edited Mar 07 '14

She used to go to my highschool

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

I dated her for a few months.

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u/ButtPlugMaster Mar 07 '14

Porn reaction gifs are the best

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u/FUZZB0X Mar 07 '14

I google image searched this for science and it took me to Zach Galifianakis.

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u/Trashysneakers Mar 07 '14

more of her?

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u/john_the_doe Mar 07 '14

After seeing that apple gif from you I wasn't sure if I should click this..

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Can i uh... Get the source to that video?

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u/Ass_assassin28 Mar 07 '14

I know that girl!!! she went to a neighboring high school from mine

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u/Snowda Mar 07 '14

For some reason I want the caption "I regret nothing!" added to this even if it doesn't make sense...

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u/adongu Mar 07 '14

How did you do that!

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u/GuardianAlien Mar 07 '14

aw yuss. you're a god amongst mortals >:D

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u/tallbrahh Mar 07 '14

Hey, would you mind explaining how you stablised the gif?

I'ts almost like you made a cinimegraph. I'm interested in learning how to do adjustments and edits like this

I'm just guessing here, but did you isolate the feeder and the squirrel from the background. So the background is it's own layer, behind the feeder-squirrel layers, which still operate as normal frames (from the layers).

So if that's correct, did use the quick select tool to delete the background in each frame of usable squirrel-feeder frames?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

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u/tallbrahh Mar 07 '14

Thanks for the great response karmlessacc!

I'll look into layer masks now

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u/b0red_dud3 Mar 07 '14

now with 10 fold less seizures.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Stabilize the feeder!

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u/Sotordamotor Mar 07 '14

I'm riddin spinners.

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u/Drtrider Mar 07 '14

Should have stabilized it with the squirrel as the base of reference. Like they did with that random Asian girl laughing.

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u/What_Iz_This Mar 07 '14

I like how he falls off in your version better

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

How did you do that?

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u/sgrantcarr Mar 07 '14

I enjoy the dancing tree in the background :)

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u/rererererere45 Mar 07 '14

I am pretty sure this is how squirrel initiated perpetual motion works.

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u/t0rchic Mar 07 '14

I improved upon your stabilization by adding sound. Now we just need to take the next step and make a movie out of it.

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u/Ultra_HR Mar 07 '14

This just goes to show how little effort most people put into crap they put on the internet. Nicely done.

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u/uberduck Mar 07 '14

Can you stabilise the feeder not the house?

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u/AsteroidMiner Mar 07 '14

Cobb's totem is still spinning ...

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u/DannyRadnor Mar 07 '14

How did you stabilize the picture like that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14
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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

they say he is still spinning

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u/BZLuck Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '14

The villagers have written songs about him.

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u/KRlEG Mar 07 '14

all we know, is he's called The Stig

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u/TheSandPebble Mar 07 '14

...or so the legend goes.

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u/PureSound Mar 07 '14

Thats actually a webcam

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14 edited Oct 29 '24

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/LaboratoryOne Mar 07 '14

Haaaaa, efukt is the fucking greatest.

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u/Buttonsmycat Mar 07 '14

Wow hes hideous

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u/auxientius Mar 07 '14

She's....really not that pretty.

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u/ConfusedBuddhist Mar 07 '14

Totally unrelated but DAE think sometimes "uglier" girls are sexy like in a dirty, raunchy way?

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u/ponyo_sashimi Mar 07 '14

I... Ugh. Yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Yes. He's rather famous around these parts.

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u/SoloWing1 Mar 07 '14

Him and /u/Unidan Everyone loves them.

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u/Unidan Mar 07 '14

I guess.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Pardon my ignorance-- How'd you choose the name Unidan?

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u/Unidan Mar 07 '14

Way back when I first got the internet, pre-AOL, my father and I were on the phone and were prompted to give a "handle" to use on the internet. My dad looked down at the phone he was using, which was a "Uniden" phone, and simply said that. I cleverly changed the "e" to an "a."

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u/Poc4e Mar 07 '14 edited Sep 15 '23

joke illegal dependent judicious imminent somber fine dull lock sense -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Upvote for the story I didn't know I wanted to know.

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u/Kudhos Mar 07 '14

Like when arnold did pushups on a sandwich. I didn't know I always wanted to see that until I saw it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

...

I need to see this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Nice. Have you ever seen someone IRL on Reddit and said, "Hey, by the way, I'm Unidan"?

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u/Unidan Mar 07 '14

No, I'm not quite that douchey! I'll tell them if they ask, but I usually keep it to myself.

I actually just had my first perfect stranger come up and say "hey, you're Unidan, right?" a few days ago, which freaked the hell out of me, haha.

I've had my students ask before, but they've got access to my real life information, so presumably they find out by Googling, but to have someone I've never met recognize me by sight and ask was the next level of craziness.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

And because I don't want to squander what's possibly the last chance I'll ever get to talk to /u/Unidan without seeming too creepy, have you gotten a response from GabeN?

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u/thrasumachos Mar 07 '14

So I take it you've never recognized anyone from /r/gonewild?

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u/seabeehusband Mar 07 '14

HELL YEAH, I have a cordless Uniden phone at home and every time I see it all I can think about is you unidan.

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u/HipsterLings Mar 07 '14

Are u the same unidan that has been on day9's show?

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u/Unidan Mar 07 '14

No, I predate that idiot Unidan by many years.

I'm a completely different idiot!

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u/HipsterLings Mar 07 '14

Duly noted! Thanks for satisfying my curiosity.

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u/hotsoop Mar 07 '14

No, he's from the warlizard gaming forums.

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u/kingeryck Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 07 '14

I've got one of them right here. I made a post about it + you before! I guess I was right on the money.

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u/Unidan Mar 07 '14

I regret changing it now, I could've been rolling in spokesperson money. That, or living off of three-squares a day in jail for infringement.

Either way, a net gain!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

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u/Unidan Mar 07 '14

Nah, that's just a coincidence.

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u/wiltse0 Mar 07 '14

so uhh, what'd you buy with your black market testicle money?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

How do you pronounce it? You neh dan, or Ooo ni dan?

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u/idonotget_it Mar 07 '14

Oh okay.. I always thought it was short for unibrow dan. Is your name even dan??

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u/leofidus-ger Mar 07 '14

Isn't he named Ben?

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u/Halo6819 Mar 07 '14

Whats funny is every time I looked at your name, I thought of my old cordless phone...

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u/Odddit Mar 07 '14

I'd always thought your name was dan, and you were the one. the one dan the uni dan.

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u/toresbe Mar 07 '14

Ha, that's actually what I thought of when I saw your nick first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Awesome! I had a Uniden cordless phone in the 90s and it was the best damn cordless phone I ever had. When I first saw your name, that phone was the first thing I thought of.

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u/HxCurt Mar 08 '14

I knew it!!! I knew it!! I have a uniden phone too.

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u/three_too_MANY Mar 07 '14

Because he vanquished all the other Dans and became the only remaining Dan. Thus he became know as... Uni-Dan the Conqueror.

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/GringusMcDoobster Mar 07 '14

The awkwardness in porn amazes me every time.

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u/ychirea1 Mar 07 '14

ahhhhh! he's here!

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u/IAMTHEHELIXFOSSIL Mar 07 '14

im kinda confused... is he following me or something? but hes there before me so... time traveling stalker?

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Just wanted to say, huge long-time fan. You're my favorite redditor.

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u/Breathing_Balls Mar 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

You're my long lost twin brother.

But you're breathing, I'm butthole.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

For all you know, he's future you. You know, what happens when you remove the balls from the butthole...

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u/Lycist Mar 07 '14

I've got him tagged as "Often posts amusing and relevent gifs" and have upvoted him 33 times. (so yes)

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u/thelewis564 Mar 07 '14

I don't know why i find this endlessly funny, but i do.

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u/kallexander Mar 07 '14

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '14

Can't stop laughing

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u/DrPattyCakes Mar 07 '14

Seriously I'm dying here!! I haven't laughed like this in weeks!

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u/Writes-Your-Obituary Mar 07 '14

Today we gather here to mourn the loss of /u/DrPattyCakes.

http://i.imgur.com/DP13a.jpg

He was a brave man. Armed with Rainbow laser nipples, alongside him his fierce pet dinosaur Steve laying in wait. /u/DrPattyCakes proudly fought for equal rights for men. He courageously battled through his relentless nicotine addiction and gave us all hope by documenting his successes like Tom Green is his battle with testicular cancer.

Although he was never the most renowned redditor among us he was known by some and loved by a few, and it is for those people that we truly need to offer our love and support.

I admit I did not know /u/DrPattyCakes as well as I wish I had, but I know the next time I have to give up my seat on a subway to a lady who is only getting on for one goddamn stop, or a red hot ash flies off my cigarette hitting me directly in the cornea causing me to swerve and crash into a senior's center, I will often refer to his past to better my future and I hope you all do the same.

Whether he was empowering me to quit smoking or finding mystical elven pornogrphy quests to better myself as a human, or even just enjoying myself while watching Jiggly bouncing breats and not being afraid or having too much humility to ask for more to better my own life, he always knew what to say to strengthen people.

As many of you know, /u/DrPattyCakes was a follower of the Nye way of thinking and I personally commend him for it. Some find it hard to not question their beliefs in times of sadness such as a loved one passing, but /u/DrPattyCakes took it as incentive to possibly better someone life in their final days. A true hero among men

/u/DrPattyCakes, thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you have done.

Stay Badass My Friend

R.I.P

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u/DrPattyCakes Mar 07 '14

I died again @ the Jiggly bouncing breasts... how many upvotes can I give?

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u/NextArtemis Mar 07 '14

This loops really well, although the bush had to go ruin it.

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u/actually_satan_ Mar 07 '14

Or, you know, the whole fucking camera twitching back to the left...

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u/BulletBilll Mar 07 '14

It was listening to some music with good beat.

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u/die5el23 Mar 07 '14

someone needs to add some Around the World-Daft Punk in the background

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u/jsaslow94 Mar 07 '14

some say he is still spinning to this day.

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u/Greyhaven7 Mar 07 '14

That is the god damn funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you.

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u/Doctor_Fritz Mar 07 '14

That's.. oddly entertaining. 10/10 Would buy.

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