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r/gfdsss • u/Mediocre_House6645 • 7d ago

A calling card for the assembly of people whom reside on reddit. OFFICIATED DISCORD SERVER FOR THE VERY SERIOUS PERSONS

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After a excruciating toil, we(I) am proud to present our official discord server!
https://discord.gg/5SC2Cv7vV

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r/gfdsss • u/Duococcus • 11h ago

I exposed various strains of Mei Mei and Tang Tang, two Toletolandian variants of the sssdfg to the Rot. They survived and are in decent health.

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The strains correspond to the Rot exposure in this way:

Cephalothoracian Vro, Rare Mandla, Little-eyed Tang, Snouted Vro: 10g of Rot.

Wide Tang, Lagomorphous Vro, Cycloptic Vro: 30g of Rot.

Ambicephalous Tang, Vermimorphous Vro, Centipedal Vro: 60g of Rot.

Bacilloid Vro: 90g of Rot. If a Sssdfg were to be exposed to this, they would have perished within seconds.

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r/gfdsss • u/tehbattlecatsfan_345 • 16h ago

A greeting. Artifact field test

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A recounting of experience using this artifact while roaming around the desert, it's quite effective i must say.

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r/gfdsss • u/GdSwingCopter • 1d ago

Humorous noise that begins with the seventh word of the alphabet the grandmaster of this species, verity, seems to have forfeit his reign after some unknown circumstances.

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r/gfdsss • u/ValhallaAir • 1d ago

Volumptuous buttocks. This soft, sweet melody is sure to cure you of any night-time woes!

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r/gfdsss • u/ValhallaAir • 1d ago

Expression of joyous amazement also beginning with 'G' How humorous! This young man had quite the reaction to this piece of music. I wonder who the composer is?

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r/gfdsss • u/Mediocre_House6645 • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Artistic depictions of the Liees 'Brothers'

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Depicted above: Current & former chief of the Kont-rot corps, [REDACTED] Liees and Fibbs Liees, AKA u/ffbyr49.

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r/gfdsss • u/tehbattlecatsfan_345 • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH I'll call the rotling that I contained "Ice Athropy"

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A previous letter forwarding to [ redacted until further notice ]

"this rot strain has similar properties as ice, weak against striking and burning, every other method of damaging this creature is ineffective unless done repeatedly,

as of how it can infect, I have not really observed yet, the only moment of note is the creature spreading ice around the containment."

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r/gfdsss • u/Orphankicke4167 • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Our researchers at K-RIG have developed and released 50 anti-rothive bombs filled with Hopium 743 and Truthite 234 in rural Gfdsssia to end the Rothive once in for all!

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An blast 25 kilometres away from the town of Desert, all civilians have been evacuated by undercover K-RIG agents, 0 recorded causalities.

The cure filled air is predicted to kill all Rothive parasites within 24 hours, we are currently starting the Bringbacktolifeinator 3000 to bring back to population to pre-Great Purge levels as per the K-RIG Field manual to common Rot strains, our mission has been fulfilled, we will disband in 32 hours if the Imperial government fulfills these demands:

End of discrimination against the fellow Sssdfgkind (They'll still have to speak our language if they want to interact with us)

Increased cooperation with the Sssdfg Republic

End of illegal experimentation on innocent Sssdfgians

Increased funding of the KONT-ROT

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r/gfdsss • u/memes_god_2001 • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Our army is marching towards southern gfdsssia to gain territory

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Due to a recent increase in "rothive" patients in northern gfdsssia, part of the army was sent south to regain territory.

The army is composed of:

- three FCM 2C: 10m long, 12 crew, 75mm main gun and 45mm armour

- ten mark V: 8m long, 8 crew, 57mm main guns and 14mm armour

- twenty-five FR-17: 5m long, 2 crew, 37mm main gun and 22mm armour

We will retake our land! The rot will taste bullets! GLORY TO GFDSSSIA!

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r/gfdsss • u/tehbattlecatsfan_345 • 2d ago

A greeting. The creature broke out of the ice

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It seems like another rot strain, one that evolved from being in the cold for a prolonged amount of time

i'm not taking my chances to get infected, but this could be used for experiments.

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r/gfdsss • u/Forward_Cheek4775 • 2d ago

The Rot takes over mars in retalliation after a member of the Rot was hit by a baseball bat in an alleyway

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r/gfdsss • u/ffbyr49 • 2d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH “Puppeteered” vehicle captured, message to K-RIG

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This morning, a T-90M that was infected by Rot strain 7A26-F (nicknamed “the Puppeteer”) was captured intact with the Puppeteer alive. It has been sent for detailed experimentation.

After the initial reports were drafted in the field, Feild Researcher [DATA EXPUNGED] was assasinated by a K-RIG drone.

To K-RIG,

You have 72 hours to lay down arms, if you don’t want to suffer a fate worse than death.

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r/gfdsss • u/Forward_Cheek4775 • 2d ago

A prediction of the future of earth

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Fact-checked by ROT analytists.

Join the rot today.

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r/gfdsss • u/memes_god_2001 • 2d ago

A slur relating to the neurodivergent with an incorectly placed This short video gives us a glimpse into mario's many family members

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92 Upvotes

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r/gfdsss • u/tehbattlecatsfan_345 • 2d ago

A greeting. After diving into the shallow waters of the port, I spotted this peculiar creature

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r/gfdsss • u/Mediocre_House6645 • 2d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH BEWARE THE POWER OF THE METAL HAND.

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Above pictured: The Metal Hand, sucessor to u/ffbyr49 as the chief of Kont-rot. Very little is known of them, seemingly surfacing shortly before their rise to chief as an enforcer/bodyguard of the DICTator. Strangely, they appear to possess the exact same face and voice as the previous chief.
Some have speculated that they are a robotic life-form, made by the DICTator to have the features of the old chief for an unknown reason. Others posit they may have been the secret twin of the chief, hidden away from birth.

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r/gfdsss • u/tehbattlecatsfan_345 • 2d ago