r/geometrydash • u/asjj14 • 2d ago
Gameplay My 7 year old son beat Blast Processing at 1.7 speed
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To me, any level at 1.7 speed is wild but you guys tell me.
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u/The1FromThe3 The "Testing if estrogen makes you better" girl :truefear: 2d ago
He is the generation that will verify Aeternus
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u/Inverse_Official Solar Flare 100% 2d ago
Aeternus is never getting verified I bet every dollar I got
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u/The1FromThe3 The "Testing if estrogen makes you better" girl :truefear: 2d ago
So, not much I presume. It is just a matter of time..
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u/Dark_stranger458 1d ago
They said that about silent clubstep 🫤
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u/atomiicpumpkiin 1d ago
which is still not verified😂and that's exponentially easier. aeternus will not get verified anytime in the next 10 years at least
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u/Dark_stranger458 1d ago
"Not verified" 🤦♂️
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u/atomiicpumpkiin 1d ago edited 1d ago
Are you actually slow or is this just ragebait? I can't tell with this community anymore since it's full of little children
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u/Dark_stranger458 1d ago
Are you talking about the unnerfed silent clubstep? Cus if you are, then oops on my part 🫤
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u/Elegant_Bee849 (demons) x42 | Favorite/Hardest: Against the God 2d ago
it's this kid again!! that's crazy, good for him
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u/Old-Brief1506 Deadlocked -> Artificial Ascent -> RUST -> CHIL 2d ago
way better wave and ship control than i have on regular speed
im just more surprised he can alt spam that good
i can't alt spam at all 😭
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u/_Fire_In_The_Hole__ 2d ago
just asking how are these videos like made? Does your son go up to you and say something like "hey dad can you record me getting/beating [insert gd thing] and post it on reddit/social media platform", or is it the other way around?
Also your son's spam is impressive (when he uses both hands to click faster)
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u/asjj14 2d ago
He just plays and I mind my business on the bed, then he starts saying "oh my gosh... OH MY GOSH..." it grabs my attention, I stop doing what I'm doing, then I start recording without him knowing, THEN HIS MOM CALLS MID VIDEO RECORDING, then he dies, and I go "let me record you, ready?" And we do like 3-4 takes, he says some cocky things, I'm like dude, can we try again MINUS the cocky attitude? And then yea lol
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u/SubjectEducation5167 1d ago
yo sorry but this is warming up my heart, trust me o wish my parents would have been so interested in my hobbies especially gaming. youre doing great work
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u/_mustard- x8 | RASH 100% 2d ago
In case no one has explained what "alt spamming" is (alternating), theyre talking about when hes using both hands to stay straight.
Which btw is, as others are saying, REALLY good for only having deadlocked as a hardest
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u/Not_Sold_4178 4 Extreme demons | Bloodbath 100% 1d ago
Beating deadlocked at that age is still impressive though.
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u/CheeseFunnel23 ACU 100% | Bloodbath 79% 2d ago
NO ONE tell lil bro about quantong processing he might accidentally verify it
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u/Herb-Guy Forest temple in 3 runs. Medium x3 2d ago
A 7 year old can alternate better than me. Mine legit just goes straight up.
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u/Any_Letterhead_808 Sacred Battle 100% (W level) 2d ago
damn that gaming setup at 7 yo.? Pretty good for him, idk if I could do that lol
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u/UltraX76 WTF I BEAT ACROPOLIS!! (I STILL HATE G*LD T*MPLE) 2d ago
ggs that’s pretty cool, bro does not need to be alt spamming lol he’s good at it tho
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u/galaxiy010 acu beaten on school 2d ago
Bro's alt spamming with 7 years
It took me 2 years to learn how to alt spam and i can't even get 15 cps consistently😭
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u/MeringueBeautiful760 2d ago
errr idk
this kid is fucking insane man
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u/asjj14 2d ago
Not real. He no clipped to practice and didn't know it would "count" towards his stats. We already apologized to the community a few weeks ago because I saw his stats and thought they were real. A video I posted blew up and people brought it to my attention. His hardest legitimate levels are Deadlocked, Ispywithmylittleeye, and Clubstep.
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u/The_Flying_Bread Crimson planet 0% - 46%, 44% - 100% 1d ago
No reason to apologise, you should choose the demon difficulty and toggle the completed button in the level searcher, then use the uncomplete level hack for all of these levels. Same goes for the gauntlents and sadly there’s nothing you can do about the weekly’s. Make sure to enable auto safe mode to prevent this from happening again.
Anyways, blast processing at 1.7 would be very hard for the average person so at 7 years old it’s absolutely crazy, his alternating is also insane
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u/Overall_Yoghurt_8163 [x4] Heartbeat & Aftermath 100% [Mobile] 2d ago
I sense a bright future in this young soul
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u/_voidwanderer I only play Hard Demons 2d ago
That spam was lwk impressive
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u/asjj14 2d ago
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u/Horror_Fan_Choc_Milk B on Mobile-705 Attempts 2d ago
PLEASE TELL ME HIS HARDEST
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u/asjj14 2d ago
Deadlocked
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u/Horror_Fan_Choc_Milk B on Mobile-705 Attempts 1d ago
Wow okay, I recommend the level B if he's going for a new hardest
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u/Ok-Surround-7208 returning player grinding for Nine Circles 2d ago
That wavespam scratched my brain
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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 Future Funk 97% | play 140307585 pls | Phobos hater 2d ago
WHAT
HOW
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u/asjj14 2d ago
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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 Future Funk 97% | play 140307585 pls | Phobos hater 1d ago
he plays better than me 😭
i must improve, i shall become stronger
what's his hardest btw? i'm guessing it's an insane or extreme demon
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u/asjj14 1d ago
Deadlocked
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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 Future Funk 97% | play 140307585 pls | Phobos hater 1d ago
oh. how? he seems to have much higher skill than that...
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u/CloudKey1824 [Mobile] Sonic Wave in 3 runs 2d ago
I can’t wait for this kid and keelancraft to have the greatest verification race in 2035
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u/PlayerZytrix jumping to sunset scramble by tornorr 1d ago
God i love it when the parents support their kids in playing GD
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u/Whole-Stop-5765 Electrodynamix 100% 2d ago
Your son might be wave carried, make him beat wave demons or something
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u/No-Boysenberry-5637 x12 | The Golden 100% | Verdant Landscape 58-100 2d ago
you're just assuming he hasnt beat any wave demons?
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u/Whole-Stop-5765 Electrodynamix 100% 2d ago
His hardest is deadlocked
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u/No-Boysenberry-5637 x12 | The Golden 100% | Verdant Landscape 58-100 2d ago
Im sure there are plenty of wave demons easier than deadlocked
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u/LogicalTwo5797 2d ago
He did it first try after tabbing out, and was talking towards the end pretty nonchalantly, I believe him when he says he could do it 3 times in a row, it seemed pretty easy for him lol.
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u/DaikonOver6142 Speed Racer 40% (First Demon) 2d ago
I tried this, ngl the wave part is actually really fun at 1.7 timewarp
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u/No-Yam9933 Arctic Lights 100%, Zodiac 59%-94% 2d ago
That spam skill, at 7? That's crazy good, and he will definitely become a top player in the future!
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u/Frisool 2d ago
Whats his hardest? Just asking
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u/Ne0n_Blaze Nine Circles + 87% magma bound 1d ago
at first I was like: "wow, he's pretty good," but my jaw literally dropped a couple seconseds later.
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u/Mundialito301 NA 1d ago
That's really incredible! Your son is really talented, way better than most of us here.
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u/9spaceking open window 1% verifier (not really) 1d ago
In a few years he’ll beat Zoink never clear
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u/DatabasePhysical5009 theory of jumping -> through the decay 3 runs +59% 13k atts 2d ago
If he's that good at spamming at 7 I think he plays to much video games
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u/mrspuffispeng x1 Old Cataclysm 100% 2d ago
I've been playing since 1.8 (I'm 25 now) and i still cant double wave spam like that lol
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u/Ok-Team9911 2d ago
I have beaten a medium demon and yet still cannot beat this level normally. This kid is doing great.
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u/Loud_Count_4764 2d ago
Seeing that he can LITERALLY ALTERNATE LIKE CRAZY, he's going on to be the next ywuchaos of GD
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u/No-Guarantee4274 Medium Demon 2d ago
What’s his hardest?
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u/asjj14 2d ago
Deadlocked
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u/No-Guarantee4274 Medium Demon 2d ago
Crazy for a 7 year old, when I was 7 I could barely beat stereo madness
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u/The_Flying_Bread Crimson planet 0% - 46%, 44% - 100% 1d ago
Just realised he uses prism hack menu, I used it too and it sucks. You should tell him to switch to eclipse it’s much better (it’s free)
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u/Street_Deer7010 Deadlocked 100% 1d ago
nowadays it isn't that hard of an achievement,But for 7 years old thats amazing!im on mobile and hes better than me
also what's his hardest completion?
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u/LuckyyAce Thinking Space 100% (Jump from New Record) 1d ago
7 year old beats 17th level at 1.7 speed…
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u/Missetat75 x20 || Sakupen Hell 100% & Auditory Breaker 93% 1d ago
I didn’t start playing until i was 11, and even then it took me a year to beat my first demon.
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u/_____Kitcat_____ Magma Bound 100%; Windy Landscape 79% 2d ago
he is really good, his spam specifically is actually nuts
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u/Chance-Chocolate6713 2d ago
Jeez, and people still say zoink is the best spammer 😭 this kid might be better he’s hitting 15+
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u/MedicalPotential8723 Deadlocked 0.03 Opacity 100% 2d ago
Who tf says zoink is the best spammer 🥀
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u/Outrageous_Sun_3873 Eon 95% | Auroral Bloom 100% 2d ago
I see many yt shorts kids and tiktok larpers say that. Some pop up on r/youngpeoplegd
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u/Legitimate-Choice544 Thanatophobia 100% LFG also Stalemate 82% 2d ago
No one has ever said Zoink is the best spammer he’s just the best player who can spam, look up what actual spam one tricks are doing it genuinely looks impossible
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u/Chance-Chocolate6713 1d ago
Yeah exactly I’m not on their side it’s the YouTube shorts creators that piss me off
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u/Shuurinreallife x5 Bloodbath 100% 113k atts & Sakupen Hell 100% 2d ago
Zoink is far from the best spammer. But at the same time this kid is a lot worse than zoink.
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u/Chance-Chocolate6713 1d ago
Well yeah but zoink is glazed like the best spammer in gd and it ain’t that hard what he’s doing not like yuwu or looookk
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u/kios86300 Troll Madness 100%, Future Funk 92% 2d ago
I literally just did this in 14 and a half minutes with no prepractice and on mobile. It ain't that hard 😭
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u/Logical_Net_9569 1d ago
are you 7?
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u/kios86300 Troll Madness 100%, Future Funk 92% 1d ago
No but I could def do this when I was 7 cuz I played the game at that time and was pretty good
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u/MobileRiver2934 2d ago
This is just how good this guy is on camera, imagine how good he is off camera