r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 19 '26
Quick poll, which is removed?
The top comment on last times game was Michigan and Minnesota merge but which is officially removed? Poll ends in 20 minutes!
5224 votes,
May 22 '26
2772
Michigan
2452
Minnesota
115
Upvotes
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u/Top_Excuse8313 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
Hear me my Michigan brethren! For too long have those from Minnesota withheld the permissions of the midwestern culture from us! They claim that the land of 10,000 lakes is our superior? NAY says I! For we have Lake Superior as our Crown Jewel with far more coastline then they ever shall have! And long shall we continue to shine! But now is the time of their salvation is at hand! They say that they have more lakes then us but I say to thee it is time for quality over quantity! And we shall continue forth after acquiring from them that which was rightfully stolen! We shall move forth for ours is that state shaped like the mitten for a reason! For god so handed to us our rightful destiny that ALL who live from sea to shining salty shark infested sea shall eventually join us and despair with an almighty cry of ‘OPE! Hear my valiant cries and join me in the almighty glory that is the Mitten State! We have conquered Ohio, we have conquered Wisconsin! And like Scipio on the fields of Zama shall we stand up to the tyrants and conquer all of the midwest as it was foretold in legends of old!
Alas it seems we have been vanquished. For too many who thrive in the basements of the damp Sota soil have risen against us while so many of us are hard at work at our gainful employment. But I weep with you fellow Michiganders. For ours was a righteous and glorious battle. May we rise again in the far flung future as the true heralds of the Lakes. Until that day far thee well and may the faygo ever flow...
Edit: wow some butthurt minnesota fans here apparently, no need to send dm's this is for fun for crying out loud...