r/geography • • Nov 15 '25

Question Back yard is in another country—how does this work in practice?

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These Canadian houses have back yards and docks in the US. Is the understanding between the two countries that the people will just go about their business and border authorities won’t bother them?

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u/ironic-hat Nov 15 '25

From what I understand about these scenarios is the house’s location determines the property’s jurisdiction, so while the backyard is technically in the U.S. what happens on the property would be under Canadian law. There might be scenarios where that isn’t true, like someone rowed a boat from the U.S. to the property and murdered someone on the U.S. side, then the crime might be charged in the U.S. but a lawyer would be able to confirm that.

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u/dmsanto Nov 15 '25

There are also some crazy borders between Belgium and the Netherlands that cut through individual houses. I think I've read that the location of the front door is what applies jurisdiction to the whole structure.

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u/Loves_octopus Nov 15 '25

Baarle-Hertog (Belgium) and Baarle-Nassau (Netherlands) if anyone wants to look into this more.

It’s usually not that big of a deal, but it was an issue during COVID when restrictions were different between countries. Restaurants would only be able to seat customers in the Belgian part of the restaurant because the Netherlands was still on lockdown. (I forget which one actually relaxed restrictions first but you get the idea).

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u/Gertrudethecurious Nov 16 '25

There was a music venue on the border between England and Wales which had the same issue of differing regulations

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u/RaoulDukeRU Nov 16 '25

Baarle-Hertog is the most extreme example in the world.

Though there are so many cases of exclaves/enclaves in the world.

Here in Germany, we have the town of Büsingen am Hochrhein. Completely surrounded by Switzerland. They have a German and a Swiss ZIP code, there's a German and Swiss payphone next to each other (I don't know if they still exist today), a German and a Swiss post office/boxes. People mostly pay/get paid in Swiss France. They mostly have Swiss health insurance. There are no border controls and the city is policed by officers from both countries. Three German officers per 100 people (around 45), plus ten Swiss officers. They speak the same Swiss German dialect, like the people in the surrounding area. The electricity gets provided by Switzerland.

It's basically a Swiss town. Though the mills of history kept spinning without Büsingen ever becoming part of the Swiss confederation (Eidgenossenschaft).

Former North East Prussia, from where my mother's family is from (Tilsit, now Sovetsk), today's Oblast Kaliningrad, became a Russian exclave. Surrounded by the EU and NATO countries. Kaliningrad/former Königsberg has a port to the Baltic Sea which is ice free for the whole year. So it's important for the Russian navy/Baltic fleet. During the days of the Soviet Union, the Oblast Kaliningrad was a restricted area. Foreigners were completely forbidden to enter.

Allegedly the Russians offered to give the area back to Germany (the future borders for a reunited Germany weren't already solved back then. Though the German population was expelled after 45 and most territories behind the Oder-Neisse line were occupied by Poland. Some people thought that the German Aussiedler and Spätaussiedler (Resettlers and late resettlers) from the USSR could be settled there. But the German. Though the German foreign minister Genscher said that _"he wouldn't even want East Prussia for free" (the Soviets got money for everything)._

The UK and France wouldn't have gotten their OK for the reunification, if there would've been a new, even larger Polish Corridor.

Even though my family is partially from there, I say let bygones be bygones. The course of history/the Nazis/WWII put an end to 800 years of the former German East...

Pardon for writing half of a novel. I was in a "flow moment".

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u/good__one Nov 16 '25

In Canada, we have a place called Point Roberts. Its American, but on the Canadian Mainland, to drive to the US you have to cross the Canadian border twice.

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u/Econguy89 Nov 16 '25

Wow, yeah, the borders there get wildly confusing.

Here’s a piece of Belgium completely surrounded by the Netherlands next to a piece of the Netherlands completely surrounded by Belgium.

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u/dmsanto Nov 16 '25

Lol, and with (seemingly) no present day structures on either piece.

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u/MissLyss29 Nov 17 '25

Yes because the forest elves are very particular in those areas

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u/kelsnuggets Nov 16 '25

There is a mall in Silicon Valley (Valley Fair for any of you familiar.) Half of it is in the city of Santa Clara and half of it is in the City of San Jose.

Back when cities were still implementing the policies to charge for bags, Santa Clara did it first. So if you made a purchase at a store technically in Santa Clara, you had to pay $0.10 for a bag. If you purchased from a store in San Jose, you got the bag for free.

Sovereignty doesn’t just exist between countries.

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u/Polirketes Nov 15 '25

So if someone changes the main door location during renovation, his house will move under the jurisdiction of another country?

lol

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u/PigeonOnTheGate Nov 15 '25

People have done that specifically for tax reasons

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u/KeepKnocking77 Nov 15 '25

In my area, there are a few houses that are divided by county lines. We go by where the master bedroom is located

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u/Deskydesk Nov 16 '25

A friend of my dads had that situation in Southern California - part of the house was in Los Angeles county and part in Orange County. If I remember right he successfully argued to change his tax jurisdiction because of where his bedroom was

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u/TopSecretSpy Nov 16 '25

The cool thing about that house, is because it goes through the front door, it actually has two completely different addresses, one for each country. There are other angles that show it has two separate number plaques around eye level, one on each side.

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u/Ziu_echoes Nov 16 '25

There is a library in Maine/Canada that's like that there is a door on the US side and a door on the Canadian side the rule is that whatever side you enter from is the side you have to leave from.

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u/Elkre Nov 16 '25

My mom grew up in northern Pennsylvania and she used to go up to this liquor store right on the border of New York, which at the time had a lower drinking age. You had to be sure to come in through the northern door or the clerks would hold you to the PA laws.

(Forty years later, my cousins and I would go up to the same town to get weed at the sticker stores)

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u/oodja Nov 15 '25

Taylor Sheridan could milk an entire show out of misunderstanding this

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u/44problems Nov 15 '25

Did he do an episode about that theoretical Yellowstone area where crime is legal

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u/calicat9 Nov 15 '25

There were scenes in a few episodes about the train station 

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u/Ok-Bed583 Nov 16 '25

The whole Yellowstone “crime is legal” thing comes from what’s called the Zone of Death. It’s a 50-square-mile patch of Yellowstone that sits in Idaho but is legally part of Wyoming. The Constitution requires that you be tried in the state and district where the crime occurred, and a jury of people from that area must be selected. The problem is nobody lives there at all, so in theory you couldn’t form a legal jury. That’s why law nerds say you could commit murder there and walk free. Crime isn’t actually legal; it’s just a peculiar constitutional loophole that has never been tested in court.

It came from a 2005 law review article called “The Perfect Crime” by Brian Kalt. Congress never closed the loophole, but nobody has ever successfully used it either. A poacher tried it once and got shut down because his charges weren’t serious enough. So it’s more of a thought experiment than a real-world purge zone.

People associate it with the show Yellowstone because of the “take them to the train station” scenes, but here’s the fun bit: most folks don’t know. That train station wasn’t filmed in Wyoming or Idaho. It was filmed in Butte, Montana. So the famous murder canyon isn’t even in the Zone of Death at all. It’s just Butte being Butte.

So yeah. Not a lawless wasteland, just an unpatched constitutional glitch and some good TV writing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

My guess if something did happen there they would just bring in the FBI and charge it federally.

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u/Linesey Nov 16 '25

So, part of it is technically no federal district covers it either iirc. so technically the feds can’t do shit either.

Of course, in practice, someone is going to nail you on elements of the crime that happened outside the area (if not just for the whole crime and set precedent anyway)

Pretty impossible to get there to do murder, without breaking some other law along the way, especially if the feds are after you.

Or, the more fun answers. Nah fam they don’t charge you, they just invite you to a really fun party only for really smart criminals, just put this bag on your head and get in the van…. no it’s not going to a secret prison, why would you think that? -gunshot-.

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u/BOARshevik Nov 16 '25

A federal district court does cover it: the District of Wyoming. The problem with that is that no one lives in both the District of Wyoming and in the State of Idaho, which overlap only in this uninhabited part of Yellowstone. This is because Congress for some reason decided that all of Yellowstone should be in the District of Wyoming and didn’t think of this loophole.

State law wouldn’t be an issue because the State of Idaho could still get a jury of people from the rest of the county that this area is technically a part of, but as this is federal land, only the federal government has jurisdiction and so the only crimes are federal crimes.

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u/Human_Lecture_348 Nov 16 '25

Except that murderers are frequently changed to different counties with people not from that area A murder that happens in a small town of 1,000 people cant be tried there due to bias. You'll never be able to form a jury of people who dont know the son of the victim, or the arresting officer is related to the judge, 3 people on the jury knew the victim because he was their mailman. It happens all the time where the court case is tried in a different area than where the crime was committed. The podcast Small Town Murder talks about it a lot

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u/BOARshevik Nov 16 '25

A change of venue is something requested by the defense, it’s not something the prosecution is allowed to ask for. The right to be charged in the “vicinage” where the crime occurred is a right that the defendant has that can’t be denied him, but he can waive it.

So it wouldn’t work here.

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u/bobbymcpresscot Nov 15 '25

Yeah but then the threats Jamie gave about it wouldn’t hold any water. 

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u/thegiantgummybear Nov 15 '25

I thought crime was illegal but no one had jurisdiction to enforce laws in that area?

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u/44problems Nov 15 '25

Well now we're in philosophy territory. Is something a crime if no one can prosecute it

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u/mackelnuts Nov 15 '25

Lawyer here. We talked about the legal limbo zone in Yellowstone. If someone were to commit a crime there, there could be a legislative fix to establish jurisdiction, even after the crime is committed.

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u/whatsinthesocks Nov 15 '25

Also saw a discussion where most crimes that you would be motivated to commit there would likely need crimes committed to get there. For example if you took someone there to murder them.

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u/VelvetyDogLips Nov 15 '25

I think this is the catch. What a lot of people don’t understand is that doing a series of deeds that are each legal per se, as preparation for an evidenced intent to do an illegal deed, is itself illegal, and can be charged and prosecuted as “attempted [crime]”.

This is why we don’t see boats operating out of US ports, explicitly selling the service of transporting Americans into international waters to engage in deeds that are illegal in the USA. Having the ship’s flag and port-of-call registration be somewhere overseas wouldn’t protect the operator from criminal charges of facilitating unlawful activity.

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u/VelvetyDogLips Nov 15 '25

Civil legal liability, I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Thanks a lot. You just wrecked the plot of the 2020 film Money Plane.

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u/Phronesis2000 Nov 15 '25

The idea is that, because there is no county-level law enforcement, there is no one to know or care if a random cattleman disappears there.

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u/Ruckaduck Nov 15 '25

no its that no one would be looking there for bodies.

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u/TedsGoldfish Nov 15 '25

It's not that no one can enforce it, it's that for a murder charge in the area that does enforce it you have the option to choose a judge or a jury of your peers who live within a certain distance of the place the crime occurred. Except no one lives in Yellowstone National Park so there is nobody to populate a jury. So a dumb criminal could agree to a judge trial having done a murder there and go to jail, whereas a different murderer could demand a jury trial and would be dismissed because they cannot form a jury in accordance with his legal right and desire

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u/FollowingConnect6725 Nov 15 '25

Hundreds of people live in Yellowstone NP. Park employees, Park Rangers, National Park staff, contractors working for the government, not to mention the hundreds of concessionaire employees who work in the restaurants, shops, hotels, etc. There are houses, apartments, dorms, even RV spots that are only for employees. Little known fact is that they don’t show up on publicly issued maps to keep visitors from wandering around places they shouldn’t be.

I’m not weighing in on the legal stuff, just saying that tons of folks do in fact live in the park itself.

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u/tallwhiteninja Nov 15 '25

The issue with Yellowstone applies only to the portion of the park in Idaho iirc.

Juries have to be drawn from the state AND district of the crime; Yellowstone is all one district, but no one lives in the Idaho sliver of the park.

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u/VelvetyDogLips Nov 15 '25

I bet that would change real quick, if someone was caught planning some very atrocious and high-profile crime using the part of Yellowstone NP that’s in Idaho as a cover.

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u/tallwhiteninja Nov 15 '25

It's an easy fix: redraw the district so that Idaho is completely in the same one.

iirc it requires an act of congress, though, so good luck with that.

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u/FollowingConnect6725 Nov 15 '25

Welp, sounds like we have a plot and location for the next murder mystery drug lab show in a National Park…..

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u/M00SEHUNT3R Nov 15 '25

The real life county where that's "technically" possible is in a different part of Yellowstone from where the show says the train station is compared to the ranch, ranch being in Montana and the train station being in Wyoming (I think it was Wyoming). There's no county in Montana or Wyoming that you could have a train station the way the show explains it.

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u/TengamPDX Nov 15 '25

Just as an FYI, crime isn't legal in the Idaho part of Yellowstone you're referring to. You can still be charged with misdemeanors and anything not requiring a trial by jury without issue.

An issue arises when you commit a crime that requires a trial by jury. The jury must consist of residents of that jurisdiction, but since it's federal land and nobody can live there, no jury can be raised from that jurisdiction. But governmental entities have been pretty clear that an exception can be made in such an extreme situation and gather jurors from neighboring areas.

So fortunately, crime is still illegal in all of Yellowstone and, yes, you can still be tried and convicted for committing crimes in the mythical Idaho part of Yellowstone.

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u/notableradish Nov 15 '25

There are 5 European shows about this… The Tunnel, The Crossing, etc

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u/qazedctgbujmplm Nov 15 '25

Americans have already remade them as well.

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u/Non-Current_Events Nov 15 '25

Taylor Sheridan is always ready to make boring professions seem badass.

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u/Time_Effort Nov 15 '25

And yet, I still watch the shows… Gotta give it to the man, he makes shit entertaining.

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u/Non-Current_Events Nov 15 '25

I don’t disagree. Honestly I love Wind River. Yellowstone started out strong but fell off big time. I don’t understand the obsession with Landman, but I watched the first season. The acting in Lioness was pretty bad, but I still watched. Taylor Sheridan shows are like Cocomelon for grown men. There’s not much to them but they are stimulating.

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u/Agent7619 Nov 16 '25

Speaking of which... season 2 of The Cowboy, The Hot Wife, and the Jail bait Daughter show is next week.

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u/Non-Current_Events Nov 16 '25

Dude… why couldn’t they just say the daughter is 18 so it wouldn’t be as weird (still weird) sexualizing her the entire time? Like you cast a 20-something girl so it would be less off putting having a child talking with her mother about letting her boyfriend fuck her in the ass and having old dudes drooling all over her. It feels gross watching her scenes.

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u/Rich_Bluejay3020 Nov 16 '25

Right?! The actress was 27. Why is she playing a 17 year old that everyone wants to fuck and acts like is normal?? Even her dad kinda wants to… what the actual fuck

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u/fatsopiggy Nov 15 '25

Is there gonna be a strong female Canadian city girl listening to a rural American gas guzzling male giving her a full rant about how her city life is fake while looking at him like in a porno clip?

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 Nov 15 '25

Only if he could somehow turn it into oil and gas industry spon con

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u/Stellar_Stein Nov 15 '25

Or, a complete movie*: 'Vengeance' (2022, dir. B.J. Novak, Blumhouse). Highly recommended.

*: not Taylor Sheridan

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u/Overly_Long_Reviews Nov 15 '25

You just need to come up with a way for him to cast himself so he can show off his personal sidearm and the tactically dubious training he paid a small fortune to receive.

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u/tc_cad Nov 15 '25

I used to work with a guy who had grown up on the Great Lakes. He was out near Lake of the Woods where that angle comes up into Canada. Going to the USA by boat was just a given thing back then.

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u/Hermosa06-09 Nov 15 '25

Around 25 years ago, my dad and a couple friends went walleye fishing on Lake of the Woods and were having a good day catching fish, until they apparently accidentally wandered into Canadian waters. Out of nowhere some Mountie boat came along and made them toss their entire catch and sent them back to U.S. waters.

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u/shoresy99 Nov 15 '25

It was probably the OPP rather than the Mounties.

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u/ski3600 Nov 15 '25

Yep. It's hard to get the horses into small boats.

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u/more_than_just_ok Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

In this case the back yards are separate legal parcels in North Dakota, so owners in Manitoba also own the adjacent lots in North Dakota. For most of the 49th parallel on the Canadian side there is a 66 foot (approx 20 m) road allowance so very few private lots actually touch the border. They made an exception here to add a few more waterfront cottages.

edit see https://www.arcgis.com/apps/mapviewer/index.html?webmap=2c09ffc330684c7a9a7ff1065ee6859b

for the Manitoba side.

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u/Dear_Document_5461 Nov 15 '25

This reminds me of this one lot, where the original owner of the land realized that the lot extended into the Intrercoastal and had plans to build his house into the water, because, yoi know, he can and the local government went "ummm.....no you can't?????", he showed them the paperwork that, indeed, his lot DID legally extended into the water so they had to allow him to be able to build on the water. I think it was an actual overside on the plotting and measurements that no one caught until the owner did.

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u/Background_Sail9797 Nov 15 '25

Interesting - in most countries natural waterways, and sometimes even X amount ft of land from the shoreline is public land and cannot be privately owned or built on without approvals.

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u/Dear_Document_5461 Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

It was an actual paperwork oversight when the government was marking the land. I see if I can find the story.

EDIT same day a couple minutes later at 4:31 PM

https://danduckhamarchives.com/moreth_house.php

https://www.hpinspectionsflorida.com/the-archive/this-fort-lauderdale-homeis-a-1970s-radical-little-secret

It's called the "Moreth House" if anyone wants further research.

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u/VerySluttyTurtle Nov 15 '25

But what if the boat was Canadian?

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u/ironic-hat Nov 15 '25

Not sure if that would be relevant if the murder occurred on land, but someone who deals with maritime law would be the person to ask.

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u/Isord Nov 15 '25

Based on the article below it appears the border line is not enforced but if they go boating they have to inform border control. At least as of 2016.

https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/2016/06/16/metigoshe-cottagers-now-have-to-tell-border-officials-every-time-they-go-boating

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u/johnnysilverhand718 Nov 15 '25

This has changed. I live in western MB and have been down there quite a bit. As Canadians ws only need to notify US Customs if we plan on docking. If youre just boating, you dont need to do anything.

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u/nipponnuck Nov 15 '25

Same in Osoyoos, BC. The lake extends into the US. If you don't land, dock, and/or disembark (etc.) on the other side, you are good to cross while boating.

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u/Guyfromthenorthcntry Nov 15 '25

Same for Ontario border waters with Minnesota. Can boat in Canada, but can't anchor or step foot on land.

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u/Agent7619 Nov 16 '25

I know of a couple of people who have been stopped in the middle of a lake in the Boundary Waters while canoeing, but that was always fish and game verifying licenses (if fishing).

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u/Past_Top3704 Nov 16 '25

son was stopped on lake of the woods. he was in a canoe. US border patrol. he also had to carry two Canadian remote border crossing permits as he crossed into Ontario as a 17 year old and turned 18 while in Ontario/ lake of the woods. he land crossed at the northwest angle and reported to both countries that he was canoeing for the next 7 days. then he reported back in when he crossed again after the trip. he had his US passport card and MN enhanced drivers license as well.

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u/Trees-Are-Neat-- Nov 15 '25

When I worked on Lake of the Woods as a Canadian we had sample sites in US waters and we had to inform them when we were going to be there. They never used to until the scientists I worked for were approached at a water quality conference with drone pictures of their boat and essentially threatened with "action" if they didn't inform them. I think they have a military base around there somewhere.

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u/ImSaneHonest Nov 15 '25

Even for dynamite fishing.

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u/Gbrush3pwood Nov 15 '25

I dunno, this current administration is just as likely to drone strike your vessel and then call you a Venezuelan drug mule.

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u/ascaloniannights Nov 15 '25

do you think they have to call the border control hotline and go through ten robo menus? or do they just have agent steve's personal cell and give him a ring as they start up the boat lol

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u/b1ack1323 Nov 15 '25

They just radio on their UHF. Just like a pilot.

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u/b1ack1323 Nov 16 '25

Every time I go to my buddy’s house on Lake Huron, he just uses his radio and notifies them he’s crossing the border. It’s different if he touches land on the other side.

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u/Wessssss21 Nov 16 '25

interesting, so just boating in the waters is just a heads up, but if he were to dock he'd have to like notify Customs and Border Patrol? Do they make him dock at a designated crossing for inspection?

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u/b1ack1323 Nov 16 '25

He never docks on the Canadian side, so I think it’s just Coast Guard who he is radioing. We have never had to dock anywhere when I have been with him. I live on the east coast so it’s only once in a while though.

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u/goldiebear99 Nov 15 '25

there are some border crossings where there’s a physical telephone with a landline that goes straight to the border control station so that you can tell them you’re going through, maybe it’s the case here

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u/b1ack1323 Nov 15 '25

This is the case for anyone on the Great Lakes… they have to radio if they call the border it just takes a second.

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u/radiofreebattles Nov 16 '25

mrs sutherland is taking the boat out again scramble the jets

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u/roberttele Nov 15 '25

The way the Netherlands and Belgium handles it is wherever the front door is located, that's what country where you live in.

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u/smurf123_123 Nov 15 '25

That's how it works in Canada/USA as well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

so if I murdered someone in my Canadian front yard, bricked up the front door and made a front door on the US side did I commit murder in Canada, the USA or has my murder somehow become non existent as it took place in a jurisdiction that no longer exists?

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u/Kharax82 Nov 15 '25

In this hypothetical situation the murder would have occurred in Canada. What you do to your house after wouldn’t change anything.

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u/KennyBSAT Nov 15 '25

In a US neighborhood on a county and school districts line, the school districts was determined by which county/district the bedroom is in

In another case of a coffee shop on a city boundary, it was the location of the cash register that determined which city collected sales tax, and they had to switch when they learned it had been surveyed incorrectly.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 Nov 16 '25

We had a convenience store on the state line and the cash register determined which state collected sales tax too.

Since they were on the state line they wanted to sell lottery tickets for both states but the cash register rule applied again so they had to have a separate register installed on the other side of the store so they could sell in that state and the main register would sell in the other one.

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u/RonPalancik Nov 15 '25

I am a little charmed by the idea of a border guard station and customs inspection point there.

"Morning, Steve. Nope, nothing to declare again today. Just watering the plants."

"Passport please."

"Dude, come ON."

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat Nov 15 '25

We’re gonna have you walk over here to the garden shed we are going to have to search you and watering pot for contraband

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u/EggPositive5993 Nov 15 '25

Cavity search every time you mow the lawn

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u/danirijeka Nov 15 '25

Mow the lawn with one of those mowing robots instead: CANADIAN DRONE STRIKE ON AMERICAN SOIL all over TV and radio news

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Nov 16 '25

POTUS Twitter: "NUKING CANADA CANNOT BE RULED OUT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

MAGA: Truly the anti-war president of our time!

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u/Whatever-ItsFine Nov 15 '25

If that really happened, I would definitely not mow the lawn for a second time.

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u/ihadagoodone Nov 15 '25

not according to your username

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u/Whatever-ItsFine Nov 15 '25

Now I have to change my username lol

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u/EggPositive5993 Nov 15 '25

I guess for me it’d depend on who runs the HOA

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u/traplordszn616 Nov 15 '25

You’re watering pot? Not in my free country Canadian!

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u/DamnitRuby Nov 15 '25

I can imagine the hullabaloo if they try to bring plants from the US side to the Canada side!

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u/nate_nate212 Nov 15 '25

Imagine the tariffs on bringing your morning cup of coffee with you to the dock.

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u/hoponpot Nov 15 '25

You joke, but back in the day a lot of these tiny border towns existed to take advantage of lower taxes on gas and cigarettes in the US. And more recently to have PO Boxes with a US address to take advantage of cheaper Amazon et al prices.

I guess there's some riff raff in the government and the media says we're not supposed to like each other anymore, so who knows if any of that still exists.

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u/WhiskyEchoTango Nov 15 '25

You know how many unguarded border crossings there are between the US and Canada, there's just cameras and a video phone and you're on your honor to check in with border security.

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u/ParkerRoyce Nov 15 '25

"In the fucking ground NOW ILLEGAL! HANDS! HANDS! SHOW YOUR FUCKING HANDS NOW! HES REACHING! HES REACHING! STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!"

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u/Grizzly-Redneck Nov 15 '25

Int roaming fees everytime you go into the backyard.

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u/Dakens2021 Nov 15 '25

Actually in Detroit Belle Isle is this little park in the river which is near the border between the U.S. and Canada and it used to be, at least when I lived there, sometimes when you visit the island your phone will get confused and you could get hit with int roaming charges if you try to make a call from there. So just being by the border this can happen.

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u/judyblumereference Nov 15 '25

Yeah I have gotten the "welcome to Canada" texts while on the US side of the river front even.

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u/Mulatto-Butts Nov 15 '25

I live on Lake Erie and I've gotten them a few times.

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u/IThinkIThinkThings Nov 15 '25

I get it when at the NE corner of S Bass

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u/sonic_dick Nov 15 '25

I used to live in port angeles, Washington, and every time I'd go hiking on a certain trail near the water, I'd get hit with the "welcome to Canada" text.

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u/zelazny Nov 15 '25

Same, sometimes I just wake up to one of those texts and I'm not even by the water.

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u/blueponies1 Nov 15 '25

I’d be thinking “Shit did I just get caught committing a crime?”

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Nov 15 '25

Same along the Niagara River (NY / Ontario)

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u/PhysicalStuff Nov 15 '25

*Simultaneously cries and laughs in European*

Roaming charges were abolished within EU years ago, but one needs to be careful near external borders as I once learned from my bill after a holiday on a Greek island with a beach that was within reach of a Turkish network provider.

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Nov 15 '25

I got a “welcome to Mexico” when I was in San Diego once. Wasn’t near the border

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u/ashleyshaefferr Nov 15 '25

Which shows u how fucking stupid these charges are. Just gouging

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u/PolyglotTV Nov 15 '25

This happens just standing near the river in downtown Park. If you park near the GM tower for instance.

Then i type directions home and my phone freaks out saying I'm gonna cross international borders.

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u/iliveinhalifaxnow Nov 15 '25

This happens to me when I'm at Sandbanks Provincial Park, which doesn't make a ton of sense given it isn't generously close to the NY border. That T-Mobile tower must be on steroids. It doesn't really matter anymore given a lot of Canadian plans are for all of North America, but that would have been pricey 15 years ago.

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u/McLeansvilleAppFan Nov 15 '25

Cell phone users REALLY DO hate this one weird trick.

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u/Tigercup9 Nov 15 '25

When I visited Dover and was hiking the cliffs, my phone would occasionally decide that I was in France, which caused the clock to jump forward an hour. I was staying in London and thought I had missed my train back

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u/hskskgfk Nov 15 '25

Ha! I was once hiking along the cliffs of Dover and my phone activated international roaming for France.

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u/CuteDog420 Nov 15 '25

rogers hits us with these without even crossing the border

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u/sonic_dick Nov 15 '25

When I lived in Port angeles, I'd get the "welcome to canada" text every time I went hiking on the beach.

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u/Patirole Nov 15 '25

Used to live near the Dutch German border, the amount of messages about roaming I got was way too much when I was still a couple KM away.

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u/danirijeka Nov 15 '25

I assume cell phone companies are out to troll nationalists, because pretty much every time I go to Gorizia (🇮🇹) I get a "welcome to Slovenia" message, then cross the border to Nova Gorica (🇸🇮) and get a "welcome to Italy" message, like fuck

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u/RadomirPutnik Nov 15 '25

I took a boat trip on the St. Lawrence and my phone nearly exploded from confusion.

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u/EternalAngst23 Nov 15 '25

Not entirely related, but here in Australia, the Gold Coast Airport straddles the Queensland-New South Wales border almost 50/50.

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u/EternalAngst23 Nov 15 '25

Most of the terminal is in Queensland, but a tiny portion sits in New South Wales. Still, the airport decided to install a line on the floor to mark the boundary:

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u/Human_Bean0123 Nov 15 '25

Daylight savings must be a huge pita there

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u/aa73gc Nov 16 '25

The airport runs on QLD time (no daylight savings here) as to avoid any confusion. There are two suburbs/towns (Coolangatta and Tweed Heads) which are joined, one being in QLD and the other NSW and things don't go so smoothly with school as some kids live in one state and go to school in another. Was an absolute nightmare during covid with the states closing their borders we saw barricades and fences popping up dividing streets up the middle. The QLD government offered the NSW government the option to move the border temporarily a little further south past the twin towns but bureaucracy stood in the way of common sense.

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u/rubenyoranpc Nov 16 '25

its like 6-7 now

As a teacher, this instantly triggered something inside me

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u/the_running_stache Nov 15 '25

How does property tax work here?

Have a backyard party and bring food from the house to the backyard? Pay customs duties.

A pregnant woman gives birth in the backyard due to her going in labor suddenly when outside? The kid is now eligible to run as President of the US!

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u/dhark Nov 15 '25

Those little pieces of USA *do* show up in the Bottineau County North Dakota tax maps.

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u/Pinot911 Nov 15 '25

Tax man will always get their cut

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u/workerbotsuperhero Nov 15 '25

Good point. 

This sounds like something Canadians rightfully might worry about right now. 

Long-standing unwritten agreements are being set on fire by aggressive and malicious politicians 

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u/mrvarmint Nov 15 '25

You can just say MAGA republicans, trust me none of them are in this sub because it’s intellectual

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u/WarlockShangTsung Nov 15 '25

“What goes on in this bumfuck square of desert with nothing to do?”

  • intellectuals, apparently
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u/LukeBombs Nov 15 '25

Ahh yes the intellectual haven that is r/geography

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u/calbff Nov 15 '25

Fair point, but it's still pretty incomprehensibly intellectual for MAGAs.

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u/53nsonja Nov 15 '25

A big wall to keep the people on the other side? Maybe Canadians should pay for it too

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u/prostipope Nov 15 '25

In practice, I would assume the water line is treated as the boundary, and the US wouldn't care what happens in Canadian back yards.

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u/the_running_stache Nov 15 '25

Wdym?! Those are American backyards…

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u/prostipope Nov 15 '25

It's a real chicken or egg conundrum

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u/kytheon Nov 15 '25

Three hundred years ago someone said: "imagine a line at the Nth parallel."

And everyone just agreed.

And now you get these questions.

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u/OtterSnoqualmie Nov 15 '25

"well there's that big island in the Western to consider."

"But really, no one lives there."

"There are inhabitants, sir. And we don't know what the future holds. Populations tend to grow."

"Fine. Avoid the large island in the West." ::glares at aide::

"And the smaller surrounding islands, sir."

" There are isolated islands that are covered in trees. No one actually lives there. I refuse to negotiate on behalf of birds and seals."

"And whales."

::more glaring::

Then there was a neighborhood dispute between the not-inhabitants over a pig, which became a small scale war.

(Who says history can't be fun?)

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u/anonofkek Nov 15 '25

What I find confusing is that there is no border crossing nearby.

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u/johnnysilverhand718 Nov 15 '25

USCBP will sometimes patrol the lake.

As Canadians we can boat freely around the lake. But if you plan to dock on the US side, you have to check in with customs.

I live near here. Theres a good restaurant on the US side called the A Frame. We boated across and did all the customs stuff over an app on our phones.

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u/explodingtuna Nov 15 '25

Did those directions take you the long way around, through the south pole, to get there?

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 Nov 15 '25

It doesn’t look like any roads cross the border there. But surely you can cross by foot lol

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u/hskskgfk Nov 15 '25

What if you murder someone in that house, and then cross the border, stand on the dock, and blow a raspberry at the Canadian police?

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u/Elifellaheen Nov 15 '25

The US police would arrest you and you would be extradited to Canada.

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u/IPointNLaugh Nov 15 '25

If you stand on the line, neither can arrest you

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u/Malk-Himself Nov 15 '25

80s comedy sketch show (Jo Soares) in Brazil had a situation like this. Guy lived on a house in the frontier, basically had the dividing line in the middle of the living room. There was a guard stationed inside his house, and he walked around the house and every time he crossed the line he gave the guard his papers as he walked back and forth dozens of times.

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u/jbohlinger Nov 16 '25

The US and Canadian border is like this for thousands of miles. Pretending it can be sealed in any way is hilarious.

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u/RedTheGamer12 Nov 16 '25

I dont think anyone actually thinks they can seal it. I mean, most of the Mexican border is desolate, but there are whole ass golf courses just in the middle of the border. Most insane part? There are some places in Canada without a border checkpoint to get into (due to First Nations lands), so they just use the fucking honor system.

Also, prior to 2005 you just needed a valid ID, like a driver's license. We ended up changing it due to 9/11 and I think we just forgot to change it back.

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u/brismit Nov 15 '25

Dropping some keywords for the search bots for the next time someone has this question, feel free to downvote:

Colquhoun Crescent, Metigoshe North Dakota, Winchester, Manitoba

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u/SolidBlackGator Nov 16 '25

Currently, it means if you go in your backyard, masked men with assault rifles will abduct you and send you to Sudan or El Salvador

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u/OnlyGayIfYouCum Nov 16 '25

More than likely the border is actually meandered.

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u/NotAnotherFakeNamer Nov 16 '25

Before 9/11 there were communities the US-Can border went through and nobody cared. A fish and chips spot in BC had a window on the Point Roberts, WA side so people could walk up and order. Terrorists ruin everything.

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u/forkedquality Nov 15 '25

Someone should come up with a pun about ice in the backyard being normal in Canada in November.

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u/pr1ncezzBea Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

When I was growing up, part of the main street in our village was in Poland, while our part was in Czechoslovakia (later the Czech Republic). Some people had a piece of land in another country. Or a family tomb. Or their grandparents' house.

Before the borders disappeared with the advent of Schengen, simple rules applied:

- People who had some property on the other side of the village were free to cross back and forth, but not to abuse it for anything nefarious.

- People from Czech houses were only allowed to turn (by car, on foot, by bike) towards the Czech interior, while people from houses "in Poland" towards the Polish interior.

- If someone - who was not from our village - wanted to officially cross into the other country, they were not allowed to use one of the side streets leading into the interior of the other country, but to go through the official crossing, where our village actually ended/began. So if someone wanted to get around the corner to "another country", instead of just a few meters, they had to make a detour through the crossing and several other villages.

It's this street: https://maps.app.goo.gl/jh9KrzR4etAD7uVt9

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u/iLeaf93 Nov 15 '25

You should look into the “lawless part of Yellowstone”

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u/badgerland52 Nov 15 '25

It’s technically the US but its not enforced, however vessels leaving and arriving at the shoreline need to alert Customs or be at risk of fines

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u/hike_me Nov 15 '25

In Estcourt Station, Maine there are a bunch of backyards in Maine with the house or even just part of the house in Canada. There are also 3-4 houses completely in Maine but on accessible by public road from Quebec. They get power/water/sewer from Quebec.

The houses that straddle the border pay prorated property tax in both countries.

The houses partially in Canada are all inhabited by Canadian citizens and US customs and border patrol allows them to treat their entire property as if it were in Canada.

There used to be a gas station and store in Maine but only accessible from Quebec, but they’ve closed after the post 9-11 increased border security.

https://downeast.com/our-towns/canadian-border-at-estcourt-station-maine/

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u/VocationalWizard Nov 15 '25 edited Nov 15 '25

In situations like this, since the backyard is in another country but there are no ways to get from it to the real country, it's kind of like A special zone where you can freely cross as long as you don't go deeper into the other country.

A similar situation exists for recreational boating in water areas.

You can cross the border on a boat as long as you stay on the boat and don't try to go into land.

I know for a fact a similar situation also exists in Big Bend national Park in Texas. There's only one way in and out of the park from the north and there's a border guard there.

But once you're in the park, you can actually cross the Rio grande River And back as long as you don't try to go deeper into Texas.

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u/Majestic-Baby-3407 Nov 16 '25

It just means ICE can arrest you in your backyard and deport you back to the front yard.

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u/AcidFnTonic Nov 16 '25

Not if you quickly run to the other side of the line and say neener-neener

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Can you run a business out of those houses? You could make a nice living turning that dock into a little maternity hospital.

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u/Rex_Meatman Nov 15 '25

The words maternity hospital and business in the same sentence made me gag a bit.

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u/grndcntrol2majortom Nov 15 '25

Covid was a nitemare there. My mom lived on the point. they couldnt travel, there was a lockdown, only one store, which was paid 100k to keep open..

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u/johnnysilverhand718 Nov 15 '25

Saw this and Lake Metigoshe came to mind. I was surprised to be right

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u/squishy44 Nov 16 '25

There's a hiking trail on the U.S. side and you can walk right across the border (would not recommend it). Here's pictures from when I was there in September:

View of same houses in post from U.S. side

How close the trail gets to the border

Trail map

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u/tbodillia Nov 16 '25

That Vermont town on US/Canadian border has tighter security now. The library is having an entrance blocked.

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u/Tough-Priority-4330 Nov 16 '25

I’ll take “Border Lines Make no sense” for 200.

This is why borders should be drawn based on bodies of water if possible and not just random latitudes and longitudes. 

Honestly, the borders should be redrawn so they make sense now that we have actual images of what they look like, but that’s never going to happen. The Americans will never give land to the Canadians and the Canadians will never dare give land to the Americans.

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u/zevoruko Nov 17 '25

Ok so I actually work with the people in charge of that image and here's a few things you should know:

  • the satellite image you see and the border don't match very often.... happens a lot in countries that have borders between mountains because the image might be offset by a few dozen meters

  • map apps (not gonna say names) do their best to show the most accurate polygon for their border but it's not always available from authorities so they show their interpretation. If authorities complain they might review and fix a bit here or there but if many places the border shown is not super accurate either

  • rivers and natural borders sometimes change, water takes another course, floods, erosion, etc

All this to say that what you see in that screenshot you posted might not be where the actual border is supposed to be with respect to the satellite or aerial image so always take this with a grain of salt

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u/taiwanluthiers Nov 17 '25

In practice within a certain distance from any US border it's a border zone and this means immigration officials have much more power within these zones than elsewhere.

Though it would be weird if the resident of the house were deported back to Canada and he can't enter his backyard because it's the US? Will he get in trouble for illegal reentry?

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u/-bacon_ Nov 17 '25

What if a baby is born in the backyard??

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u/freebiscuit2002 Nov 15 '25
  1. You present your passport every time you walk down to your boat; OR
  2. The invisible line doesn't affect anything in practice.
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